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Ant Bear's made a sublime history thread here.Forgive me Swamprats for I have sinned.......
Hold on, we are the Sin City Swamprats, I can sin the hell out of this place.
But sorry for my lack of activity, I have no real excuse, just a s**t bloke
I will give my best to uphold whatever quality is expected of the Rats.
Also, what the hell has been happening, someone give me a rundown.
Signed up SM Far Kern sportsmaniac89 ChristopH and miggs in the off seasonForgive me Swamprats for I have sinned.......
Hold on, we are the Sin City Swamprats, I can sin the hell out of this place.
But sorry for my lack of activity, I have no real excuse, just a s**t bloke
I will give my best to uphold whatever quality is expected of the Rats.
Also, what the hell has been happening, someone give me a rundown.
Stat Of The Week: Since ShaunDuggan's return from retirement, we have an 81% win rate when he has posted.
Found some sacred artifacts in our Grave Duggan expedition around The Colosseum.I feel like I was summoned here to be honest, what kind of demonic ritual did we do to bring back Duggan*
*For the nOObs to the history of Duggan, Duggan likes to talk in 3rd person. Unless he talks about ShaunDuggan
Found some sacred artifacts in our Grave Duggan expedition around The Colosseum.
We're still performing the ritual it involved a young Kpop girl, a Queen, lots of gifs, now we just need the blood of the SFA Admin to complete the final phase and Duggan will be fully revived.
I've got the presents!It's like Christmas in October!
Quality went rather rapidly downhill from there...Thank you. Let me begin by saying what an honour it is to be wearing the prison bar guernsey, instead of being behind prison bars where I have spent the last four years.
I would like to take this opportunity to deny in advance that I have ever taken performance enhancing substances, as will be proven by my performances in the forthcoming season. These marks on my arm are NOT needle marks. I was simply pruning and incinerating some plants in my garden yesterday and a branch fell on my arm. It initially caused me a great deal of pain, but the smoke of the burning flowers eased the sting.
I swear to lay off alcohol in preparation for a tilt at the premiership next season. From now on, I shall limit myself to a sixpack of roller doors a day, except for game days when I will refuse all imbibing until at least half time, and then the celebratory party that night and the following day when my limit will be...well...There are no limits to what we can achieve!
I cannot guarantee more than 40 disposals and 5 goals per game, but what I will promise is this: We will never, ever give up. Unless, of course we are 10 goals down at halftime, in which case we may as well hit the bottle in preparation for next week.
I would like to thank my wives, past and present, for their support - I will be home sometime next week, my loves. Also my children, known and unknown, whom I avoid as much as possible. Now, if you excuse me, I have a sudden attack of the munchies and I think I'll go get a yiros.
Tl;dr antydoke7Haha. I just found my very first post in the SFA, in the S17 thread after I joined the Rats.
Quality went rather rapidly downhill from there...
Pfft, inactive! I was in the top 10 posters for the club, with nearly 3 posts/game...Must've been pretty dire if that inactive Ant Bear retained his spot on the list.
First Nursie comes back and says hi and then ShaunDuggan himself makes an unexpected appearance.
It's like Christmas in October!
Christmas has come early? Woohoo! I get to unwrap my Christmas midget.First Nursie comes back and says hi and then ShaunDuggan himself makes an unexpected appearance.
It's like Christmas in October!