Competition Sweet F.A. Nostradamus

Aug 17, 2009
15,059
25,282
On a boat
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Southampton F.C.
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Oh hello there everyone.

Because of my immense boredom, I’ve been doing some reading on the information superhighway!

YouTubing David Bowie soon gatewayed into cat memes and then eventually onto some pretty deep reading about Nostradamus.

I learnt a few facts about Nostradamus that you may not have known!
  • His first name is actually Michel and his original surname was Nostradame
  • His gout was so bad he ended up dying from it (Bloodied52)
  • He dabbled in the occult
  • He had six children
  • He published a cookbook
  • He predicted stuff
This information inspired me, so I thought I’d share what I’ve learnt and see if people would like channel to channel inner Nostradamus...es (Nostradami?).

It’s probably less channelling the gout and the kids and more about channelling the predicting stuff.

Although the big fella tried to predict significant future events like the end of the world, here's what I’m asking you to predict:
  • Minor premier at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Last place at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Eventual premier
  • Runner-up
  • Mobbs medallist
  • FRED medallist
A correct prediction scores you a point (incorrect ones score you no points and a look of stern disappointment). The participant with the most points at the end of Season 29 wins.

The competitor with the lowest score will win the coveted 'Natural Dumbarse' prize.

All entries to be finalised by the stroke of midnight on Wednesday 4th March.

Here’s a handy template for you to use…

Your prediction
Minor premier
Wooden Spoon
Eventual premier
Runner-up
Mobbs medallist
FRED medallist

Good luck.



Come the millennium, month 12
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth

To be acclaimed the leader.
 
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Elton Johns Wig

Bruncher 🏆
Apr 20, 2014
26,360
44,198
Brunch
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Luton Town Cronulla

Oh hello there everyone.

Because of my immense boredom, I’ve been doing some reading on the information superhighway!

YouTubing David Bowie soon gatewayed into cat memes and then eventually onto some pretty deep reading about Nostradamus.

I learnt a few facts about Nostradamus that you may not have known!
  • His first name is actually Michel and his original surname was Nostradame
  • His gout was so bad he ended up dying from it (Bloodied52)
  • He dabbled in the occult
  • He had six children
  • He published a cookbook
  • He predicted stuff
This information inspired me, so I thought I’d share what I’ve learnt and see if people would like channel to channel inner Nostradamus...es (Nostradami?).

It’s probably less channelling the gout and the kids and more about channelling the predicting stuff.

Although the big fella tried to predict significant future events like the end of the world, here's what I’m asking you to predict:
  • Minor premier at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Last place at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Eventual premier
  • Runner-up
  • Mobbs medallist
  • FRED medallist
A correct prediction scores you a point (incorrect ones score you no points and a look of stern disappointment). The participant with the most points at the end of Season 29 wins.

All entries to be finalised by the stroke of midnight on Wednesday 4th March.

Here’s a handy template for you to use…

Your prediction
Minor premier
Wooden Spoon
Eventual premier
Runner-up
Mobbs medallist
FRED medallist
Good luck.





Come the millennium, month 12
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth

To be acclaimed the leader.
Can we call the person who comes last the NaturalDumbarse ??????

You know it makes sense Mang.

Make it so.
 

Dinsdale

®Moderation of beer©
Jun 5, 2007
11,684
16,838
Brewery
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
East Perth, CI Warriors, Beer
here's a much more fun competition that is still not stickied:

 

TheInjuryFactory

Make Sweet FA Great Again
Aug 25, 2011
9,222
28,368
Perth
AFL Club
Fremantle
Other Teams
Coney Island Warriors, SFFC, Hajduk

Oh hello there everyone.

Because of my immense boredom, I’ve been doing some reading on the information superhighway!

YouTubing David Bowie soon gatewayed into cat memes and then eventually onto some pretty deep reading about Nostradamus.

I learnt a few facts about Nostradamus that you may not have known!
  • His first name is actually Michel and his original surname was Nostradame
  • His gout was so bad he ended up dying from it (Bloodied52)
  • He dabbled in the occult
  • He had six children
  • He published a cookbook
  • He predicted stuff
This information inspired me, so I thought I’d share what I’ve learnt and see if people would like channel to channel inner Nostradamus...es (Nostradami?).

It’s probably less channelling the gout and the kids and more about channelling the predicting stuff.

Although the big fella tried to predict significant future events like the end of the world, here's what I’m asking you to predict:
  • Minor premier at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Last place at the end of the Home & Away season
  • Eventual premier
  • Runner-up
  • Mobbs medallist
  • FRED medallist
A correct prediction scores you a point (incorrect ones score you no points and a look of stern disappointment). The participant with the most points at the end of Season 29 wins.

The competitor with the lowest score will win the coveted 'Natural Dumbarse' prize.

All entries to be finalised by the stroke of midnight on Wednesday 4th March.

Here’s a handy template for you to use…

Your prediction
Minor premier
Wooden Spoon
Eventual premier
Runner-up
Mobbs medallist
FRED medallist
Good luck.




Come the millennium, month 12
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth

To be acclaimed the leader.
Ahem. :eyes:

 
Aug 17, 2009
15,059
25,282
On a boat
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Southampton F.C.
Ahem. :eyes:

Oh that one looks to have finished.


 

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