Media Sweet FA: Three Things I Learnt This Week - S29 Edition: Now With 50% More Melts!

[Metalcrusher]

we have spoilt rookies because clubs suck their dicks in the sign up thread and then gift prime positions without them having to prove themselves.

and Im talking from experience cause when I joined the furies I had to sleep in the dumpster out the back of the hippodrome, clean the visitors crappers with a blunt stick and only ate what I could find on the floor. It was tough love like that that turned me into the qooty player I am today

So not much has changed eh?

 

[Tonga Bob]

we have spoilt rookies because clubs suck their dicks in the sign up thread and then gift prime positions without them having to prove themselves.

That’s why I signed for the only club that has a Whore Tree.

 

[Santoz]

we have spoilt rookies because clubs suck their dicks in the sign up thread and then gift prime positions without them having to prove themselves.

and Im talking from experience cause when I joined the furies I had to sleep in the dumpster out the back of the hippodrome, clean the visitors crappers with a blunt stick and only ate what I could find on the floor. It was tough love like that that turned me into the qooty player I am today

And what's wrong with us rooks getting our dick sucked by you losers?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

That’s why I signed for the only club that has a Whore Tree.

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The whore tree is dead

Wooshette burnt it down in her final act before joining the Mad Monks of the Holy Order of the Ban Hammer

She also plans to join the bombers when Antonio BlueVein takes over in S30

 

[Metalcrusher]

The whore tree is dead

Wooshette burnt it down in her final act before joining the Mad Monks of the Holy Order of the Ban Hammer

She also plans to join the bombers when Antonio BlueVein takes over in S30

I would pay to see how she would react in the PM's HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[AceAndy]

The whore tree is dead

Wooshette burnt it down in her final act before joining the Mad Monks of the Holy Order of the Ban Hammer

She also plans to join the bombers when Antonio BlueVein takes over in S30

Wow that is one juicy ruour.

 

[Tonga Bob]

The whore tree is dead

Wooshette burnt it down in her final act before joining the Mad Monks of the Holy Order of the Ban Hammer

She also plans to join the bombers when Antonio BlueVein takes over in S30

NOOOOOOOOOOO(takes breath)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[iDon]

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hi!

 

[Tonga Bob]

hi!

hiDon! How the bloody hell are you?

 

[Yakker]

1. Warriors continue to get screwed
2. Yakker still ******* annoys me
3. Coney Island Sucks.

Rent free my good friend

 

[CakeEater]

That’s why I signed for the only club that has a Whore Tree.

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Hey NSWCROW isnt a whore

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 15

Three things I learnt this week...

1. I was wrong last week, serial_thrilla looks destined for the glue factory
2. When you've got a chance to promote your case for expansion, turning up probably helps
3. Playing teamsheet chicken doesn't work when you have something to lose

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[Test Tickle]

1. Lemon Boi is a gun and deserves a rising star nomination.
2. Ned_Flanders gets stage fright and should never ever go forward again.
3. Bears are brilliant and will give the premiership a real shake this season.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. Some adults playing in a Fantasy Comp have chats on Facebook (ffs) about said Fantasy comp that go on for years and years.
2. Remarkably, the Wonders are currently in the 8 and providing fitting farewells to some Club greats.
3. I looked at the fixture and see we are again playing the other and far less successful Foundation Club. While the Sweet wide celebration of the historic game and #WondersWeek in Round 5 will not be replicated, it will be nice if some attention is paid to the struggling Dees.

 

[Santoz]

1. Gumbies may be plasticine, but effectively they can still be ragdolled.
2. Ball didn't bounce our way 6 weeks in a row.
3. Boys Club enjoy manipulating the beez like they do their own genitals.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

1. Some adults playing in a Fantasy Comp have chats on Facebook (ffs) about said Fantasy comp that go on for years and years.

A chat about a fantasy comp you say. That would be lame.

 

[Tonga Bob]

1) The effort given to produce Quality Media is inversely proportionate to how well the sim treats you;
2) If the Wazzas & Dragons aren't up against each other for Rivalry Round next season then don't bother having it;
3) Buying fish & chips during the match never works out well.

 

[Rioli8217]

1. Lemon Boi is a gun and deserves a rising star nomination.

*Posts 15 times
*Broke even or vaguely beat direct opponent
BUT the sheer fact that there is no other rookies that played well (that aren't nominated) probably sees Lemon Boi take it out.

 

[Callums_Guns]

1. The Wonders win some games and Bloodied52 is on his horse talking it up like he has made a difference
" In what became a bit of a clinic, SarahSmiles massacred Bloodied52 "

Spoiler

Get off your high horse, act your age and look after yourself

Spoiler

2. Having a game at Atlanta in the current climate was not the smartest move by the top dogs of SFA, however well played by Agent93 and his team. Very enjoyable week
3.a. Match summary reads LVB yet Match Thread is Vas Vegas Bears, do Furies have a case
3.b. Sim is random but the bookies at QBet had the Gumbies at $1.01 against the Bombers right before the bounce

 

[SweetD]

1) It appears I literally
2) Cannot
3) Lose?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

1. The Rucking Looser avatar looks good on my defeated ruck opponent Test Tickle
2. Pitching for and gaining Rioli8217 signature was a great move for the Furies
3. Mrs Turbo is a better interviewer than her husband

 

[Callums_Guns]

1. The Rucking Looser avatar looks good on my defeated ruck opponent Test Tickle
2. Pitching for and gaining Rioli8217 signature was a great move for the Furies
3. Mrs Turbo is a better interviewer than her husband

Mrs.Turbo would make a great rookie at the Dee's next season

 

[Pugsley]

1. The Rucking Looser avatar looks good on my defeated ruck opponent Test Tickle
2. Pitching for and gaining Rioli8217 signature was a great move for the Furies
3. Mrs Turbo is a better interviewer than her husband

Mrs Turbo makes Jana Wendt look like an amateur.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 16

Three things I learnt this week...

1. Nobody melts like the Dragons. Still going.
2. There's top shelf match OPs and then there's manangatang.
3. Genuinely shocked to see some of the posters taking Kennedy Parker's test actually register a personality.

Over to you Sweet FA

 

[NaturalDisaster]

1. My old team is faring better with me not there, seems like I wasn't vanilla and square enough for them.
2. The unflappable Harvey Manfrenjensenden is just as capable for melting hard as anyone.
3. The Royal Rumble was exactly how I envisioned it. Another popularity contest