Competitions Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - Carlton Board vs SFA Board - TODAY 1pm-2pm(ish)

[KohPhi]

What, you've been setup by AceAndy?

I don't think he's forgiven me for my overreaction at our SoO team tactics meeting where he suggested my form wasn't good enough to be first Ruck

 

[Tonga Bob]

I can't figure out why they didn't get any traction in the clubs, especially for those who have ever seen Antonio's BlueVein.

Lactose intolerance is a hell of a thing.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Learn to spell sh*t truck.

when your 245kg of love muscle, have access to unlimited goon and free lap dances at Kittens

who gives a sh!t about spelling

 

[Barrybran]

I just told some of the Blue Bagger fans that KohPhi and Antonio BlueVein are not playing

Rebal seemed not to agree with the decision
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Deb didn't seem to think it would make no diffrence
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and Salt Lake Cities and BLUEALLTHRU are happy as pigs in sh!t about the dicision
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I think you've confused Carlton with Collingwood, Turbo.

 

[Metalcrusher]

when your 245kg of love muscle, access to unlimited goon and free lap dances at Kittens

who gives a sh!t about spelling

Think you should do a spa party for the Carlton boys n girls Turbo

 

[KohPhi]

Oh honestly who ******* cares.

We both know KohPhi and Antonio BlueVein are just role players....especially in the bedroom.

At least AceAndy had the courage to tell me to my face that I was out.. I took it how a hot blooded Baghdadian War Lord should..

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Think you should do a spa party for the Carlton boys n girls Turbo

always happy for new talent in the tub

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I think you've confused Carlton with Collingwood, Turbo.

Just be thankful his brain is getting enough oxygen to even be able to post.

 

[philreich]

When its ******* well amended campaignery!

Edit: You do realise this is being compiled by AceAndy Phil???

Hey good point. So basically what you're telling me is that the Crows might win a game before he gets it right?

 

[Headless]

Just need to get rid of that last hopeless bench player ... FFS who is he kidding?? Does he think he is Headless or something???

Players are listed on the team sheet from worst to best, mate. You keep the best until last. BLUEALLTHRU is clearly the pick of the bunch.

 

[Barrybran]

Just be thankful his brain is getting enough oxygen to even be able to post.

I'm more thankful that he hasn't been banned from this board yet

 

[serial_thrilla]

So who is simming this game? It's about time for the traditional simmer bribing war.

I offer them dinner with philreich and a GWS Goose cooked with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices. And by Colonel I mean Grand Uncle Horace. And I'm pretty sure "herbs as spices" is a euphemism for something else.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

So who is simming this game? It's about time for the traditional simmer bribing war.

I offer them dinner with philreich and a GWS Goose cooked with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices. And by Colonel I mean Grand Uncle Horace. And I'm pretty sure "herbs as spices" is a euphemism for something else.

It's Thursday and you still have to find reasons to tag your players in? You'd think the non-players would be the slack ones.

 

[philreich]

In late news from an overnight pole vaulting event in Helsinki, where ex world champion Sergei Bubka of Russia cleared a massive 6.2 metres at his second attempt. However he was then beaten into second place by a photo of Nathan Buckley on the big screen, which cleared the entire stadium.

 

[Metalcrusher]

So who is simming this game? It's about time for the traditional simmer bribing war.

I offer them dinner with philreich and a GWS Goose cooked with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices. And by Colonel I mean Grand Uncle Horace. And I'm pretty sure "herbs as spices" is a euphemism for something else.

Good Lord!

 

[Barrybran]

Sweet FA XX
Tour of Qooty Match v Carlton
Official Team Sheet


B: NaturalDisaster - spookism - Tigerturbulance

HB: serial_thrilla - Barrybran - Elton Johns Wig

C: Loonerty - TedDougChris - Test Tickle

HF: Tonga Bob - TheInjuryFactory - philreich

F: Mobbs - GWS Goose - Sab22

FOLL: Proper Gander - Agent93 - ClarkeM

INT: The Filth Wizard - Headless​

 

[BlueGum]

Players are listed on the team sheet from worst to best, mate. You keep the best until last. BLUEALLTHRU is clearly the pick of the bunch.

Oi, go find your chook

 

[ClarkeM]

In late news from an overnight pole vaulting event in Helsinki, where ex world champion Sergei Bubka of Russia cleared a massive 6.2 metres at his second attempt. However he was then beaten into second place by a photo of Nathan Buckley on the big screen, which cleared the entire stadium.

There was a crowd? I don’t believe it.

 

[GWS Goose]

So who is simming this game? It's about time for the traditional simmer bribing war.

I offer them dinner with philreich and a GWS Goose cooked with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices. And by Colonel I mean Grand Uncle Horace. And I'm pretty sure "herbs as spices" is a euphemism for something else.

we're actually team mates for this game. I know you're used to chasing me around as my stat sheet fills up as fat as a Mummy line, but this week you'll benefit from the the Goose. You don't need to have me cooked, ( repeat Mummy coke reference gag) don't let jealously weigh you down, sit back and watch me sh1t all over these Carlton blokes like a German pr0n star.

 

[AceAndy]

Sweet FA XX
Tour of Qooty Match v Carlton
Official Team Sheet


B: NaturalDisaster - spookism - Tigerturbulance

HB: serial_thrilla - Barrybran - Elton Johns Wig

C: Loonerty - TedDougChris - Test Tickle

HF: Tonga Bob - TheInjuryFactory - philreich

F: Mobbs - GWS Goose - Sab22

FOLL: Proper Gander - Agent93 - ClarkeM

INT: The Filth Wizard - Headless​

WTF Mobbs in the forward pocket.

 

[Jabba73]

So who is simming this game? It's about time for the traditional simmer bribing war.

I offer them dinner with philreich and a GWS Goose cooked with the Colonel's secret herbs and spices. And by Colonel I mean Grand Uncle Horace. And I'm pretty sure "herbs as spices" is a euphemism for something else.

I am offering for Metalcrusher to leave them alone if we win. As a sweetener, they won’t have to go out for tea with KohPhi and ferrisb

Beat that offer you team with All Stars unavailable to play, so we picked the others

 

[TedDougChris]

Sweet FA XX
Tour of Qooty Match v Carlton
Official Team Sheet


B: NaturalDisaster - spookism - Tigerturbulance

HB: serial_thrilla - Barrybran - Elton Johns Wig

C: Loonerty - TedDougChris - Test Tickle

HF: Tonga Bob - TheInjuryFactory - philreich

F: Mobbs - GWS Goose - Sab22

FOLL: Proper Gander - Agent93 - ClarkeM

INT: The Filth Wizard - Headless​

I’m in the midfield, we are clearly going for draft picks here...

 

[Metalcrusher]

I shall make my way from the bench David Reece Jones style and smash that right winger ..... Test Tickle lay him out good and proper.

 

[Jabba73]

Playing on philreich, could be interesting.

Not because of anything he says, more because he can’t stop saying stuff. Might be distracted

 

[Test Tickle]

Looking forward to having a run on the Wing, here comes another 45 possession game for Testy.