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The "Tassie Tortoises"
Not to be confused with Turtles, which spend most of their life in the water, the Tortoise can not swim. As we all know a South Australian is just a Tasmanian that learned to swim, to anyone left on that island is pretty much a Tortoise.
Perfect name.
Here's a pity reply because you've tried to stir the pot multiple times and you keep getting ignored lol