The 2017 Ridiculous Trade Thread - Now with extra Nuff!

[LeverPuller]

So has Nathan Ablett, clearly proving that you don't need to be a good footballer to win one.

Still better than Steven Armstrong

 

[Brettox]

Just

Pick 23 for Hill. FMD, Hawks must have been struggling to keep a straight face when they negotiated that one. Freo are truly special when it comes to trade time.

Just like a dowry.

 

[thetank]

Jack Gunston for pick 50?

I hear the Hawks are giving away good players this offseason.

 

[Headless]

29 + Sam Frost for Jordan Lewis.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

29 + Sam Frost for Jordan Lewis.

Hunt for Lewis.

 

[Cannon82]

Spencer and Michie for Lewis.

 

[Headless]

Hunt for Lewis.

Surely we'd have to add a sweetener.

On a completely unrelated note, though, I don't like sweet things. So for me, a sweetener would be like, the Melbourne Football Club bugler circa 2013.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Surely we'd have to add a sweetener.

On a completely unrelated note, though, I don't like sweet things. So for me, a sweetener would be like, the Melbourne Football Club bugler circa 2013.

Lucky bastard, sugar is the one addiction I have.

 

[Headless]

Lucky bastard, sugar is the one addiction I have.

Coffee for me.

 

[LeverPuller]

Ok I've been thinking about it and the only two youngsters I would want from Melbourne would be either of Hunt or Oliver.

One is a jet and the other is a bull, with a bit of Hawthorn sprinkled on them they could be stars

 

[Proper Gander]

Hawks fans are officially out of control.

 

[Russian Demon]

Lol, they're letting the fact they got pick 23 for the worst triple premiership winner of all time go to their heads...

Its going to be funny next year when the wheels start falling off. It'll be like an ice addict going through detox.

 

[TheCount]

wow, all those premierships has really made them self entitled hasn't it. At this point, I'm sort of surprised they don't want Hunt & Oliver, rather than just one of them

 

[ponsdale]

Lucky bastard, sugar is the one addiction I have.

You only have one addiction?

 

[CWaffles]

Surely we'd have to add a sweetener.

On a completely unrelated note, though, I don't like sweet things. So for me, a sweetener would be like, the Melbourne Football Club bugler circa 2013.

Imagine them enquiring about Oliver, I hope the convo would go something like this:

Hawks: We would like to enquire about Oliver, what would it take to get the deal done?

Mahoney: You know the deal that you are putting together to land O'meara?

Hawks: Yeah?

Mahoney: Double that and add in Gunston and you might be in the region.....but probably not.

 

[Tulip]

Pendles>Jones, Treloar >Lewis, Adams>Viney, Sidebottom>Vince, Crisp>Brayshaw, De Goey>Petracca, Wills>Oliver.

Not sure what the fuss is about at Melbourne....

Not a trade, but off the Pies board.

Dunn>TMac.

 

[Cannon82]

Pendles>Jones, Treloar >Lewis, Adams>Viney, Sidebottom>Vince, Crisp>Brayshaw, De Goey>Petracca, Wills>Oliver.

Not sure what the fuss is about at Melbourne....

Not a trade, but off the Pies board.

Dunn>TMac.

You're slipping.

White>Hogan

 

[TheCount]

Pendles>Jones, Treloar >Lewis, Adams>Viney, Sidebottom>Vince, Crisp>Brayshaw, De Goey>Petracca, Wills>Oliver.

Not sure what the fuss is about at Melbourne....

Not a trade, but off the Pies board.

Dunn>TMac.

You'd think after being towelled up by that "fuss" twice this year would have taught them at least something. Considering their midfield is being talked up as so strong, Pendles, Treloar and Sidebottom are the only ones I'd go out of my way for, Adams can't kick, Crisp was average this year, De Goey would be playing at Casey and who the hell is Wills? Bloke played 5 games and would probably leave the ground at 3qrt time in tears if he went head to head with Oliver

 

[CWaffles]

hahah Adams? Adams couldn't tie Viney's shoelaces, no idea who Wills is? is that supposed to be Wells? if so Oliver will break him in half.

they can have a great midfield but the will have to sit back and watch 25 goals float over the heads of their defenders each week.

 

[LeverPuller]

You'd think after being towelled up by that "fuss" twice this year would have taught them at least something. Considering their midfield is being talked up as so strong, Pendles, Treloar and Sidebottom are the only ones I'd go out of my way for, Adams can't kick, Crisp was average this year, De Goey would be playing at Casey and who the hell is Wills? Bloke played 5 games and would probably leave the ground at 3qrt time in tears if he went head to head with Oliver

I've been banging on about the Pies needing KPD help for 3 years, it's taken a FA and a trade request for them to wake up. I don't understand why they didn't chase one last year.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Not a trade, but off the Pies board.

Dunn>TMac.

When playing against Travis Cloke its a true statement.

Im going to miss Dunny.

 

[Cannon82]

When playing against Travis Cloke its a true statement.

Im going to miss Dunny.

Wonder if the club has any plans to retire his moustache if he goes...

 

[Russian Demon]

Bump


Figured this was as good a place as any to comemmorate the general stupidity of Bigfooty's main board predictions...

Clubhouse leader is:- Jeremy Howe for AA bolter.

Thankyou Collingwood on this day of your supporters and your club looking like complete geese.

 

[Russian Demon]

And with the Lever, Dusty, Kelly, McGovern, Rocky, Gibbs, Cameron and possibly Frost trains all leaving the stations, its that time of the year again folks!

To kick it off... Pick 14 for Charlie Cameron.... while they are at it I'll take a late first for Bernie.

Adelaide Crows Hypothetical:

Trades
Charlie Cameron > Brisbane
Pick 14 (Received from PA) > Adelaide

Jake Lever > Collingwood
Pick 6 + Scharenberg > Adelaide

Mitch McGovern > Fremantle
Pick 5 > Adelaide

H Wigg + R.Atkins > Carlton
B.Gibbs > Adelaide

Would leave Adelaide Picks 5, 6, 17, 34, 52 and picks 70 + 88 for rookie upgrades (Greenwood + Keath).

Free Agency
Pick Up
Tom Rockliff (BL)
D. Menzel (Geel)
J. Trengrove (Melb)

Delist
S.Thompson (ret)
C.Ellis Yoleman
T. Menzel

 

[Russian Demon]

Bump


Figured this was as good a place as any to comemmorate the general stupidity of Bigfooty's main board predictions...

Clubhouse leader is:- Jeremy Howe for AA bolter.

Thankyou Collingwood on this day of your supporters and your club looking like complete geese.

And now i look pretty ****ing stupid.

Ah well.... still can't defend a man.