The Questions Thread

[Ahern2Boof]

I would.

You're single aren't you?

Explains why.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Like, it's really bad. Yeah, not sure exactly what to say though haha.

What sort of industry? Is it client/customer facing or just you all in the office?

 

[Cruyff14]

Insurance. All in an open plan office.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Insurance. All in an open plan office.

I'll PM you

 

[Perth gal]

You're single aren't you?

Explains why.

If a girl you liked bought you flowers you would hate that? Really?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I reckon chocolate is the safest option, but maybe too safe.

Has anyone smoked JPS?

Not sure if this lady I work with stinks of weed or her JPS cigarettes.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

If a girl you liked bought you flowers you would hate that? Really?

I wouldn't hate it and I'd appreciate the thought, but with my current living situation, they'd probably go in the bin once I got home.

 

[perthblue]

I wouldn't hate it and I'd appreciate the thought, but with my current living situation, they'd probably go in the bin once I got home.

what is your current living situation? living with a bee? LOL

 

[Off The Couch]

what is your current living situation? living with a bee? LOL

House full of blokes

 

[perthblue]

House full of blokes

so they already have enough pansies?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Definitely Balkan.

 

[Marklar_33]

So I'm finishing an internship that I started a few months ago at the end of this week, and I want to buy my two supervisors a gift as they have been awesome to me during my time here. They are both female, one is about 25 and the other would be late 30's.

Any idea what to get them? I was thinking a double pass each for like a massage at a day spa for their partners but that would be quite expensive. I also thought about a gold class double passes each to the cinemas, but I'm not too sure.

I hear douches are rare nowadays

 

[Procrastinator35]

So I'm finishing an internship that I started a few months ago at the end of this week, and I want to buy my two supervisors a gift as they have been awesome to me during my time here. They are both female, one is about 25 and the other would be late 30's.

Any idea what to get them? I was thinking a double pass each for like a massage at a day spa for their partners but that would be quite expensive. I also thought about a gold class double passes each to the cinemas, but I'm not too sure.

Go for broke I say....A Deluxe twin-swiveling-headed vibrator each....They'll love you for it.

 

[Perth gal]

House full of blokes

So would they think that was shit too?

 

[craigos]

So, there is this girl that stinks. I am talking like she reaks, it's at the point where you gag if you're near her. She absolutely wreaks. It's putrid.

Obviously a very sensitive topic that can't really be brought up (being a girl too especially), we came up with the idea to go to HR. Is this feasible? MEB_ you may have great input here.

Damn, I thought the girl was going to be cruffys gf or something awkward. Just buy her a bar of soap, can of deodorant and leave it on her desk with a note "from the office".

 

[Cruyff14]

Oh she ****ing stunk today. I gagged as soon as I walked in this morning from the horrible stench. It was abhorrent.

 

[Big Cox 88]

Oh she ******* stunk today. I gagged as soon as I walked in this morning from the horrible stench. It was abhorrent.

Her pheromones are seducing you.

 

[Marklar_33]

Damn, I thought the girl was going to be cruffys gf or something awkward. Just buy her a bar of soap, can of deodorant and leave it on her desk with a note "from the office".

That last bit, though

Leave an anonymous note

"Your a smelly campaigner"

Intentionally use the wrong you're/your so you can blame so other bogan ****wit

 

[Cruyff14]

That last bit, though

Leave an anonymous note

"Your a smelly campaigner"

Intentionally use the wrong you're/your so you can blame so other bogan *******

I can't even. She gets in before me!

 

[Quivorir]

I can't even. She gets in before me!

Tomorrow you need to walk in with a peg on your nose.

 

[Cruyff14]

Trust me, I've considered it.

 

[Off The Couch]

Trust me, I've considered it.

Surely others feel the same way

You should angle to be her secret Santa and buy an early xmas present

 

[Cruyff14]

Surely others feel the same way

You should angle to be her secret Santa and buy an early xmas present

Three people in my team agree, and I know a few others in the office do too.

Going to HR on Monday when HR lady is back in.

 

[Marklar_33]

I can't even. She gets in before me!

Go in super early (or stay super late), leave note then bolt. Come back in at normal time. Profit

 

[Gough]

Walk into the office wearing a full face gas mask.