Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Lambot]

Hi.

 

[Grave Danger]

I miss the fridge being a regular in the side. I also miss his parents buddies Portia and Dingle

If only they'd just ignored you, eh?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

If someone leaked a nude of me, like most men, I'd be quietly proud that so many people were discussing my wang, and I'd also be acutely aware that it wasn't going to affect my relationships or job prospects and that nobody was going to call me a **** or a whore.

Men naturally take ownership of this sort of thing, much like Amy Cornes has, and it's super easy for us to do so because it's not going to hurt us.

Here's my friend Wang... No offence.

 

[MrMeaner]

MrMeaner will object, all his clients use him for his personality

Oi!

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

John Stewart at his best, talking about the shooting in Charleston South Carolina yesterday - US time.

 

[Powerade 08]

Uhh sure, why not.

Well the point is, you can't put some skinny nerdy pimple faced kid on the internet posting photos of girls he has never met in the same ballpark as physically raping someone.

Also, the girls involved might have said not to share the pictures, but since when can you trust anyone cept family or your closest friends with something so private? People go behind other peoples backs all the time.

First (second?) thing a guy does when he gets sent nude pictures is show his mates. Every time.

It is incredibly naive on the part of the girls, so yes they need to accept a large part of the blame.

p.s. To those saying the girls are all 18+, I haven't seen the pics but I know a lot of the girls involved are in high school, some barely out of primary school. So yea, be careful.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

My misses is going to chop my beanbag off...

I bought a pool she wanted a normal blue coloured pool I wanted a white one.....

The guy advised me they havent sold white pool in 15 years....

Mrs says yeah because they are rubbish...and argument was dead right there...

So when i went back to do the paperwork (without my misses) I said f*** it i am paying for this s*** i am getting a freakin white pool. Ticked sandstone white colour on the paperwork and felt smug about myself.

This was 2 weeks ago....

The pool went in yesterday and my mrs is going to see it for the first time today....she is expecting a normal blue pool.....well SURPRISE HONEY ...its white...HE HE HE

#pray4me ..

 

[tribey]

My misses is going to chop my beanbag off...

I bought a pool she wanted a normal blue coloured pool I wanted a white one.....

The guy advised me they havent sold white pool in 15 years....

Mrs says yeah because they are rubbish...and argument was dead right there...

So when i went back to do the paperwork (without my misses) I said f*** it i am paying for this s*** i am getting a freakin white pool. Ticked sandstone white colour on the paperwork and felt smug about myself.

This was 2 weeks ago....

The pool went in yesterday and my mrs is going to see it for the first time today....she is expecting a normal blue pool.....well SURPRISE HONEY ...its white...HE HE HE

#pray4me ..

You're striking a blow for men everywhere.

When it comes to the homestead we should be able to make one unilateral decision in 20.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

You're striking a blow for men everywhere.

When it comes to the homestead we should be able to make one unilateral decision in 20.

Thanks tribey....your post makes my decision more validated...

 

[bomberclifford]

The biggest problem with white pools is the pool always looks dirty.
That's why blue pools are so popular.

My guess is that BMW is going to be spending twice as much time cleaning it as pay back for going against the boss's wishes.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

The biggest problem with white pools is the pool always looks dirty.
That's why blue pools are so popular.

My guess is that BMW is going to be spending twice as much time cleaning it as pay back for going against the boss's wishes.

I checked this my man....

And thats why spent on an automatic chloronating pool pump and a robot cleaning machine....

Basically i dont do s***...

 

[tribey]

Hi.

The worst part of when this went viral was reading all the comments from Kiwis saying "UMM NO IT ISNT, IT'S A WAIKATO CHIEFS TOP" #guninmouth

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like how we have given feminists regular opinion pieces on big media outlets.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...the-younger-girl/story-fni6unxq-1227406384417

 

[El_Scorcho]

I like how we have given feminists regular opinion pieces on big media outlets.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...the-younger-girl/story-fni6unxq-1227406384417

Is that you Fages? #balance

Andrew Bolt has had a mainstream media soapbox for his alarmingly racist and sexist hyperconservative views for ages.

 

[Forzaport]

My misses is going to chop my beanbag off...

I bought a pool she wanted a normal blue coloured pool I wanted a white one.....

The guy advised me they havent sold white pool in 15 years....

Mrs says yeah because they are rubbish...and argument was dead right there...

So when i went back to do the paperwork (without my misses) I said f*** it i am paying for this s*** i am getting a freakin white pool. Ticked sandstone white colour on the paperwork and felt smug about myself.

This was 2 weeks ago....

The pool went in yesterday and my mrs is going to see it for the first time today....she is expecting a normal blue pool.....well SURPRISE HONEY ...its white...HE HE HE

#pray4me ..

I've always found when it comes to this sort of stuff you need to pick your battles. Is this really something you wanted so badly that you're willing to hear about it for the REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE??

BTW my wife just agreed with your mrs that a blue pool is nicer. #prayforbmw

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

I've always found when it comes to this sort of stuff you need to pick your battles. Is this really something you wanted so badly that you're willing to hear about it for the REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE??

BTW my wife just agreed with your mrs that a blue pool is nicer. #prayforbmw

its not about the colour...its about flexing the muscle

 

[Forzaport]

its not about the colour...its about flexing the muscle

lol. Going against an agreed and discussed decision is not flexing muscle, it's asking for trouble. Man up and tell her to her face you're getting white before putting the order through, don't do it behind her back. It breaks trust.

 

[Doctor Feel]

(In bed, BMT and Wife argue about their new pool.)
BMT: [about Forzaport] There's something wrong with that kid. He's so moral. Why can't he be more like...well, not like Dingle...
Wife: But BMT, I’m afraid that a white pool will become an evil presence in our home.
BMT: (Sternly) Wife, I never put my foot down about anything.
Wife: No--
BMT: But I am severely tempted to do it over this. (Raises foot)
Wife: Oh, BMT.
BMT: Wife, I'm sorry. I think it's coming down.
Wife: No, BMT! Not--
BMT: (Sticks foot over floor) It's coming down. My foot, it's--
Wife: No!
BMT: That's it, Wife. The pool is white. The foot has spoken. (Slams foot down)

 

[Dylan8]

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[Boss351]

My misses is going to chop my beanbag off...

I bought a pool she wanted a normal blue coloured pool I wanted a white one.....

The guy advised me they havent sold white pool in 15 years....

Mrs says yeah because they are rubbish...and argument was dead right there...

So when i went back to do the paperwork (without my misses) I said f*** it i am paying for this s*** i am getting a freakin white pool. Ticked sandstone white colour on the paperwork and felt smug about myself.

This was 2 weeks ago....

The pool went in yesterday and my mrs is going to see it for the first time today....she is expecting a normal blue pool.....well SURPRISE HONEY ...its white...HE HE HE

#pray4me ..

the artist formally known as BIG MATTY WHITE is now BIG POOLEY WHITE......Darryl Poole supports the decision and is awaiting the call to christen the pool

 

[Doctor Feel]

HEY YOU! YES YOU! YOU GOT WATER ON THE BRAIN? x100

 

[Doctor Feel]

I took Dandelion out whoring?

 

[BornPort]

My misses is going to chop my beanbag off...

I bought a pool she wanted a normal blue coloured pool I wanted a white one.....

The guy advised me they havent sold white pool in 15 years....

Mrs says yeah because they are rubbish...and argument was dead right there...

So when i went back to do the paperwork (without my misses) I said f*** it i am paying for this s*** i am getting a freakin white pool. Ticked sandstone white colour on the paperwork and felt smug about myself.

This was 2 weeks ago....

The pool went in yesterday and my mrs is going to see it for the first time today....she is expecting a normal blue pool.....well SURPRISE HONEY ...its white...HE HE HE

#pray4me ..

#prayforbmw

 

[StuMan]

25 mins of the Deus Ex: Mankind Divided E3 demo.
Actual gameplay starts about 7:20.
I only watched the first 10 mins or so (I didn't wanna see too much), but apparently there's a potential spoiler scene from 18.25 to 22.20.