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Back in 1984, so many kids at my primary school got kicked in the nuts at lunch and recess coz of this...

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Talk about the 80's, well early 80's any way... any fans of The Evil Dead series will be excited, the trailer for Ash vs. The Evil Dead is up. :thumbsu:



Anyways... im excited for it, what a time to be a geek.
 

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Roaring fire, cup of tea and Mum's homemade apple pie with a shitload of sugar.

The Karate Kid, First Blood and men's Wimbledon final marathon.

All I need now is Jennifer Aniston to pop around and I'm...

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Youre missing a glass of coopers stout or a big red.
 
Back in 1984, so many kids at my primary school got kicked in the nuts at lunch and recess coz of this...

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remember, it isn't the smartest fight stance to to lean forward with your head, arms down with a non-existent guard, and walk toward a guy clearly poised to throw a front kick!
 
remember, it isn't the smartest fight stance to to lean forward with your head, arms down with a non-existent guard, and walk toward a guy clearly poised to throw a front kick!

Yeah, why didn't he just sweep the leg like his arseh*le coach told him to.
 
Back in 1984, so many kids at my primary school got kicked in the nuts at lunch and recess coz of this...

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What a chump Daniel-San was in hindsight.

Turns down at least a wristy from Liza Shue in order to drench Johnny who is minding his own business having a dhurrie in the shitter.

Cue infamous bike/ass-kicking scene.

And Mr Miyagi saves him? If anything he should've taught the Brogsy-Kai the touch of death.
 
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Stop with the Daniel hate you campaigners, you're ruining my childhood. Next you'll start ragging on Charlie Conway and Coach Bombay.
 
In hindsight, such a cocky, yet insecure, childish, motor mouth of a lead character, missing all of the charisma of the cobra-Kai gang.

The only member of that gang with any balls or charisma was that guy Dutch, played by Steve McQueen's son Chad.

The guy who played the part of Bobby, the Cobra Kai with a heart, is actually some big deal Sensei called Ron Thomas.

http://senseironthomas.com/
 

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http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/776/karate-kid-the-misunderstood-johnny-lawrence-1/

(NSFW due to the accompanying artwork)

This is the best thing I've read all year.

Everything is unfolding according to Darwinian law, until the first-point-wins Sudden Death comes into play. Johnny, who has dominated every single moral and physical challenge up to this point, suddenly finds himself staring at an idiot wobbling on one foot with his arms held up like those of a gibbon-gone-terrestrial. In this one flawed moment of uncertainty mixed with overconfidence, Johnny charges Daniel face-first and is rewarded with a punt to the nose, courtesy of the lamest animal-themed-style outside of Platypus…plus, I thought contact to the face was illegal?
 
Stop with the Daniel hate you campaigners, you're ruining my childhood. Next you'll start ragging on Charlie Conway and Coach Bombay.

Given the recent revelations surrounding Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and Will.I.Am Cosby, I'd be content with knowing Coach Mumbai didn't molest Goldberg.
 
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