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Rambo III is on. Why the Americans never sent him into Iraq to sort shit out I'll never know.

Well he didn't exactly endear himself after his last trip to the middle east fighting with the guys that would eventually commit 9/11.

Best he just liberate Burma single handedly.
 

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Back in 1984, so many kids at my primary school got kicked in the nuts at lunch and recess coz of this...

remember, it isn't the smartest fight stance to to lean forward with your head, arms down with a non-existent guard, and walk toward a guy clearly poised to throw a front kick!
 

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remember, it isn't the smartest fight stance to to lean forward with your head, arms down with a non-existent guard, and walk toward a guy clearly poised to throw a front kick!
Yeah, why didn't he just sweep the leg like his arsehole coach told him to.
 

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Back in 1984, so many kids at my primary school got kicked in the nuts at lunch and recess coz of this...

What a chump Daniel-San was in hindsight.

Turns down at least a wristy from Liza Shue in order to drench Johnny who is minding his own business having a dhurrie in the shitter.

Cue infamous bike/ass-kicking scene.

And Mr Miyagi saves him? If anything he should've taught the Brogsy-Kai the touch of death.
 
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In hindsight, such a cocky, yet insecure, childish, motor mouth of a lead character, missing all of the charisma of the cobra-Kai gang.
The only member of that gang with any balls or charisma was that guy Dutch, played by Steve McQueen's son Chad.

The guy who played the part of Bobby, the Cobra Kai with a heart, is actually some big deal Sensei called Ron Thomas.

http://senseironthomas.com/
 

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(NSFW due to the accompanying artwork)

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/776/karate-kid-the-misunderstood-johnny-lawrence-1/

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This is the best thing I've read all year.

Everything is unfolding according to Darwinian law, until the first-point-wins Sudden Death comes into play. Johnny, who has dominated every single moral and physical challenge up to this point, suddenly finds himself staring at an idiot wobbling on one foot with his arms held up like those of a gibbon-gone-terrestrial. In this one flawed moment of uncertainty mixed with overconfidence, Johnny charges Daniel face-first and is rewarded with a punt to the nose, courtesy of the lamest animal-themed-style outside of Platypus…plus, I thought contact to the face was illegal?
 

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Stop with the Daniel hate you campaigners, you're ruining my childhood. Next you'll start ragging on Charlie Conway and Coach Bombay.
Given the recent revelations surrounding Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris and Will.I.Am Cosby, I'd be content with knowing Coach Mumbai didn't molest Goldberg.
 

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Sarah Connor is Genisys was far too attractive, and as such, after being teased by her getting nude but covering all her bits in a PG movie, I had to go home and google image her for something more.

Unfortunately, all the good pics are of her in character as that girl from game of thrones, and it was like looking at a completely different actress. How anticlimactic.

First world problems.
 

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Stop with the Daniel hate you campaigners, you're ruining my childhood. Next you'll start ragging on Charlie Conway and Coach Bombay.

I love how Charlie went from being star of the team, to so average he pulls out to be assistant coach, to star and captain of the team, across the trilogy. Great consistent character development.
 
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