Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Natman]

I thought of doing something special for 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10, oh well -maybe this year

I was going to do something special on March 1 as well.

 

[blaargh]

I was going to do something special on March 1 as well.

11th of December?

 

[Jumbo]

I was going to do something special on March 1 as well.

Leave the funny stuff for me thanks Nat

 

[MP_]

Leave the funny stuff for me thanks Nat

so post something funny

 

[Dalphonso]

It is amazing how many people celebrate "what is good about Australia" by making a moo of themselves.

I thought that is why we have Bali; so we can ship the mood elsewhere.

At least there is some sort of control in Australia.
In Bali they are completely out of control and can drink to obliteration and then chant Aussie oi oi and really make ****wits of themselves.

 

[tribey]

If there's one thing lamer than tennis, it's tennis crowds.

"Oh, the ballboy caught the ball on the full. I shall cheer loudly!"

"Oh, Murray served the ball and it got stuck in the net! I shall laugh uproarously!"

"Oh dear god! Novak Djokovic just flicked a rogue moth to the back of the court with his raquet! My sides are literally splitting!!!"

"Pat Rafter just flubbed his ball toss and apologised to his opponent, guffawfivesix!!"

"Cyclops just beeped and everyone whistled so I whistled too *Newcombedelfingrin*"

 

[Trewth]

I made an observation earlier that Pat Rafter's middle name should be To-the. My Dad Joke license has since been revoked.

 

[*PAF]

At least there is some sort of control in Australia.
In Bali they are completely out of control and can drink to obliteration and then chant Aussie oi oi and really make ****wits of themselves.

That reminded me of an old Wicking cartoon.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Toast is a food group all its own.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Sandy Roberts MCing. Should be a couple of bloopers.

 

[finbarr]

"Pat Rafter just flubbed his ball toss and apologised to his opponent, guffawfivesix!!"

"Cyclops just beeped and everyone whistled so I whistled too *Newcombedelfingrin*"

I used to love the constant cries of "C'mon Tim" from some chubby, upper class Brit, dressed as a medievil king, during another Tim Henman semi-final that would ulimately end in failure.

Poor old Tim. For a time there, due to him always bowing out in the Semi-Final, the half erection (aka, the "semi") became known in Britain as a "Henman". Probably his greatest claim to fame.

 

[Natman]

11th of December?

1/3/13 a play on (not in the footy sense) 13/13/13, but you really had to be there.

 

[Natman]

I used to love the constant cries of "C'mon Tim" from some chubby, upper class Brit, dressed as a medievil king, during another Tim Henman semi-final that would ulimately end in failure.

Poor old Tim. For a time there, due to him always bowing out in the Semi-Final, the half erection (aka, the "semi") became known in Britain as a "Henman". Probably his greatest claim to fame.

Yep, poor old Timmy, the Glenelg of tennis. He couldn't even do a Bradbury.

 

[tribey]

I used to love the constant cries of "C'mon Tim" from some chubby, upper class Brit, dressed as a medievil king, during another Tim Henman semi-final that would ulimately end in failure.

Poor old Tim. For a time there, due to him always bowing out in the Semi-Final, the half erection (aka, the "semi") became known in Britain as a "Henman". Probably his greatest claim to fame.

I like how Henman was their primary armament when we had an arsenal of nearly men like him beneath the array of pinnacle climbers.

Woodforde, Woodbridge, Stoltenberg, Cahill, Masur, Phillipoussis, just some of the Aussies who made semis in the singles of a Grand Slam.

 

[Jumbo]

so post something funny

I would but but being new to this thread I don't want to draw too much attention to myself!

 

[Doctor Feel]

So...there is an animal called a great tit. There is even a picture captioned "A pair of great ****"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Tit

 

[Jakko]

I want to see the Advertiser publish some photos of a barely clothed Nat Von Bertouch and Erin Bell emerging from the ocean.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I want to see the Advertiser publish some photos of a barely clothed Nat Von Bertouch and Erin Bell emerging from the ocean.

Then you could actually say "Look, a pair of great ****", then cover your tracks by saying you were bird watching...then realise that sounds just as bad, and say that you were looking at a particular species of tetrapod avians.

 

[Asgardian]

Had a good night watching UFC on Fuel TV ...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Had a good night watching UFC on Fuel TV ...

A seriously stupid sport. inb4ufcloverhurtingofthebutt

 

[Asgardian]

A seriously stupid sport. inb4ufcloverhurtingofthebutt

Not all of us enjoy netball as much as yourself.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Rondo does his ACL. My fantasy team is screwed !

 

[Vic_Vinegar]

Will Olympians still be allowed to do it?

As long as its for Gold and not shameful shameful bronze My issue with the flag is when it's draped over the shoulders of boozed up idiots who are looking to start trouble. Fortunately its a small minority of c##ks who use it for this purpose.

 

[S.Patrol.G]

We going to get the W against Melbourne in Round 1?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Viva La Nina - 2013.

Been watching the Qld weather since mid last week when I saw on the Weather Channel that parts of the Gulf of Carpentaria towns were hit with 700mm in a week. Since then have been noticing how many towns/places have been receiving between 200mm and 400mm of rain in a 24 to 36 hour period. Over a month's rainfall in a day!! Adelide's average rainfall is approx 550mm. You can see how many places have had 400mm+ in the last week at

WEEKLY RAINFALL BULLETIN
Bureau of Meteorology - Queensland Regional Office
Rainfall for the 7 days to 9am Sunday, 27 January 2013