Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Be still my beating 18V BDF452 LXT drilll motor, your well-lubricated words have swayed my armature & yoke! I will be yours for a 24 month warranty period, with option for 48 month extension.

Holy shit someone turn the aircon up it's getting hot in here

 

[Winestoppable]

Just hijacked my bosses footy tipping trophy. It'll be waiting on his desk tomorrow morning.

 

[Asgardian]

its 6 500 mate cmon

Just stay the **** away from Mt Barker.

 

[b0ydman]

Has anyone ever played "the person above me should be banned because...." game?

I'll start


The person above me ^^^^^ should be banned because his dog runs for every but doesn't go anywhere, and the moon stays the same size. it gives me the sh its

 

[manureid]

Has anyone ever played "the person above me should be banned because...." game?

I'll start


The person above me ^^^^^ should be banned because his dog runs for every but doesn't go anywhere, and the moon stays the same size. it gives me the sh its

The person above me should be banned...well, because it is b0ydman.... amidoingitrite?

 

[Macca19]

The person above me should be banned because for about 6 years I read his username as manure i.d. Which is clearly silliness on my part

 

[Trewth]

The person above me should be banned because, seriously, who'd want to identify themselves with manure?

EDIT: Macca, you can't be serious!

 

[Portia]

I did the same as Macca

 

[b0ydman]

I did the same as Macca

This person should be banned because they just lost the frinking game that's why

 

[CrimsonRaven]

I still read it as manure id despite bring clarified on the matter.

 

[manureid]

Clever ain't it....manure id.... manu reid.... man ureid.... ma nureid.....

 

[*PAF]

The person 6 places above me should be banned because I've never read it as Manure id but now I cannot read it in any other way.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

You got the ma, then the newer.

 

[Jonts]

Drink whats cheap

 

[Doctor Feel]

Drink whats cheap

Buy manure, give it an ID.

 

[Portia]

I heard once that the reason why limousines with brides in them travel under 30kph is because below that speed you don't legally need to wear a seatbelt (which might mess with a dress). Does anyone know if this is true?

 

[Jonts]

I heard once that the reason why limousines with brides in them travel under 30kph is because below that speed you don't legally need to wear a seatbelt (which might mess with a dress). Does anyone know if this is true?

hahaha, that is incorrect.

But i've heard you can legally drive in reverse without your seat belt on

 

[tribey]

I heard once that the reason they were called parachute pants is because when you go tandem and someone pulls the cord there is often someone 5 metres away filming the experience with a handicam and after that you're quite keen to land on the target

 

[Portia]

I heard once in the 80s that my friend made a laser but accidentally killed his cat with it, so the government bought it and thats why his parents got a new car. Does anyone know if this is true?

 

[Hooligan87]

It's two o'clock in the morning, i can't sleep so i am reliving my childhood.


90's ftw

 

[Noobz0r]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I heard once in the 80s that my friend made a laser but accidentally killed his cat with it, so the government bought it and thats why his parents got a new car. Does anyone know if this is true?

It's true and it was no accident.

 

[Asgardian]

Has anyone ever played "the person above me should be banned because...." game?

I'll start


The person above me ^^^^^ should be banned because his dog runs for every but doesn't go anywhere, and the moon stays the same size. it gives me the sh its

The thought of Moonshine brings a grin to my dial ...

BTW, my dog wouldn't fit, here's Vikksen

 

[Portia]

It's true and it was no accident.

I knew it! Being a post-doctorate researcher at the uni must just be his cover profession.

 

[ploppy]

hahaha, that is incorrect.

But i've heard you can legally drive in reverse without your seat belt on

I just got busted for no seatbelt on the weekend moving my car 30m from a loading zone to a free park. I was going under 25km but the cop said there was no law about that and gave me a fine for $375.
So I looked it up and found there is a exemption for going under 25kmh in AUSTRALIAN ROAD RULES - REG 267
linked from a SA gov site. So im going to dispute it. dont know if i will win or not. here is the reg
AUSTRALIAN ROAD RULES - REG 267

267—Exemptions from wearing seatbelts
(1) A person is exempt from wearing a seatbelt if:
(a) the person is exempt from wearing a seatbelt under another law of this jurisdiction and is complying with the conditions (if any) of the exemption; and
(b) if the person is a passenger in a motor vehicle with 2 or more rows of seats and there is not another law of this jurisdiction permitting the person to sit in the front row of seats—the person is not in the front row of seats.
Note—
"Motor vehicle" is defined in the dictionary.
(1A) A person in or on a motor vehicle is exempt from wearing a seatbelt if:
(a) the seating position that he or she occupies is not fitted with a seatbelt; and
(b) there is no requirement for that seating position to be fitted with a seatbelt; and
(c) all passengers in the vehicle who are exempt from wearing a seatbelt are complying with subrule (8).
(1B) Subrule (1A) does not apply to a person who is under 7 years old.
(1C) To avoid doubt, subrule (1A) does not authorise a passenger to whom rule 266 (3) or (3A) applies to occupy a seat in the front row of seats in a vehicle that has 2 or more rows of seats.
(2) A person in or on a motor vehicle is exempt from wearing a seatbelt if:
(a) the person is engaged in the door-to-door delivery or collection of goods, or in the collection of waste or garbage, and is required to get in or out of the vehicle, or on or off the vehicle, at frequent intervals; and
(b) the vehicle is not travelling over 25 kilometres per hour.