Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

 

[BIG MATTY T]

That post has no "feel"

 

[Portia]

I seem to have stopped being funny. I've deleted about ten posts I started writing today because they were crap and I was trying too hard.

Am I becoming BMT???

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I seem to have stopped being funny. I've deleted about ten posts I started writing today because they were crap and I was trying too hard.

Am I becoming BMT???

Shit, that could be a deal breaker my sweet.

 

[Portia]

Shit, that could be a deal breaker my sweet.

I've got nothing. No banter, nothing. Noooooooo

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I've got nothing. No banter, nothing. Noooooooo

I can handle you being quiet for a while but I couldn't handle the beautiful intelligent woman I fell in love with turning into a turnip.

 

[spookism]

I seem to have stopped being funny. I've deleted about ten posts I started writing today because they were crap and I was trying too hard.

Are you Adam Sandler?

 

[Portia]

Not even a turnip double entendre!

Maybe I havent been sullen and angry enough lately. I might need to read some of Tony Abbott's speech transcripts and try again.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Are you Adam Sandler?

Portia hasn't been funny for a day.

Adam Sandler hasn't been funny for almost 20 years.

 

[spookism]

Portia hasn't been funny for a day.

Adam Sandler hasn't been funny for almost 20 years.

It did start somewhere though

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It did start somewhere though

Fair point but this place will become as dull as a Sandler movie if Portia heads down that path....

 

[Portia]

Are you Adam Sandler?

I have a `great' idea for an Adam Sandler film actually.

He plays James "Jimmy" Fothrington III, the materialistic son of a eccentric billionaire. His dad dies, but when it comes to the will, the old man doesn't leave Sandler any money, giving it all to a trust run by <generic hot actress> the lawyer to be used in ways that Dad outlines (most of which are obscure and/or stupid, like a carnival for old people), and that there will be a small allowance for Jimmy if he works for the foundation.

When he is put in a situation by bad guy Chet Winter, where he can take a large but not huge small amount of money but destroy the foundation in the process, he is tempted to do it. Film shit happens, he hooks up with lawyer chick.

Something happens, Jimmy announces he will not go through with Chet's plan as previously agreed, but want s the foundation to go on for ever. Hooray for everyone.

At this point, hot lawyer chick reveals that there was a secret will that was the real will, that gave Jimmy full control of the foundation and all its assets, because he had proven he had seen that there were more important things in life than money and having fun. Cue end titles with stupid still photos of dumb shit Steve Buscemi and Rob Schnyder's characters have done.

****. I came up with Adam Sandler film fanfic.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You just described his movie Billy Madison.

 

[Portia]

You just described his movie Billy Madison.

No because in that one he did ridiculous things like being an emotionally stunted idiot going to school, whereas in this one he does ridiculous things like being an emotionally stunted idiot doing charitable deeds.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

No because in that one he did ridiculous things like being an emotionally stunted idiot going to school, whereas in this one he does ridiculous things like being an emotionally stunted idiot doing charitable deeds.

I'm no Sandler fan but respect where respect is due Waterboy is one of the greatest films ever made and has been the basis for my adult life.

 

[Portia]

Waterboy was pretty good, I agree.

Actually I really liked Punch-Drunk Love, but it doesn't really count as an Adam Sandler film IMO.

I've also watched 50 First Dates far too many times. The song over the end titles made me buy a ukelele (that I naturally never bothered learning to play).

 

[manureid]

I'm no Sandler fan but respect where respect is due Waterboy is one of the greatest films ever made and has been the basis for my adult life.

Yep, Waterboy was great. And I didnt mind Happy Gilmore....gave us quite a few lines to use on the golf course.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Waterboy was pretty good, I agree.

Actually I really liked Punch-Drunk Love, but it doesn't really count as an Adam Sandler film IMO.

I've also watched 50 First Dates far too many times. The song over the end titles made me buy a ukelele (that I naturally never bothered learning to play).

Yeah PDL was excellent but he wasn't Adam Sandler in that. Similar to when Jim Carrey wasn't Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I could sit through 50 First Dates again.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yep, Waterboy was great. And I didnt mind Happy Gilmore....gave us quite a few lines to use on the golf course.

Was Happy Gilmore before Waterboy? I would have thought it would have been which would support my theory that The Waterboy was his last good comedy.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

The only thing I remember about 50 First Dates (oh the irony) is T**ty dance T**ty dance T**ty dance.

I hope I'm thinking of the right movie.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The only thing I remember about 50 First Dates (oh the irony) is T**ty dance T**ty dance T**ty dance.

I hope I'm thinking of the right movie.

Sounds like a night at the Portia / Dingle abode....

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Turns out right movie, but he doesn't actually chant T**ty dance. How our minds taint our own memories to be better than they are.

 

[Portia]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was great; exactly the right mix of ludicrous, sappy and thoughtful.

I think Carrey was ok as Not Jim Carrey in The Majestic, but gee that was an odd film...not abnormal, it just didn't feel `right'.

 

[Portia]

Sounds like a night at the Portia / Dingle abode....

I 've been meaning to say, I'd prefer if you didn't insist on doing that dance actually...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was great; exactly the right mix of ludicrous, sappy and thoughtful.

I think Carrey was ok as Not Jim Carrey in The Majestic, but gee that was an odd film...not abnormal, it just didn't feel `right'.

Haven't seen The Majestic so can't comment. There is another Carrey fillum where he isn't Carreyish which I enjoyed but it's name escapes me at the moment.

Having had a crack at the bloke I have always love Ace Ventura and watched it 4,731 times.