Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[raman]

Good news - I got out of work so no mandarin peelin' for me.

Bad news - Its because I hit a Kangaroo at 110km on the freeway and ruined my car.

The things people do to get out of work hey!

Didn't you have a car accident last year as well, or was that someone else?

 

[HugeJohnson]

Good news - I got out of work so no mandarin peelin' for me.

Bad news - Its because I hit a Kangaroo at 110km on the freeway and ruined my car.

The things people do to get out of work hey!

I hit a kangaroo on the freeway at 110km as well a few months ago. Pretty scary stuff, just lucky it didn't come through the windscreen.

 

[Macca19]

Didn't you have a car accident last year as well, or was that someone else?

No that was me. Someone ran up my arse after the Geelong game whilst I was stopped at traffic lights and he was going 50-55k/h. 1 weekend off the 1 year anniversary of that.

Im not driving in May next year at all.

 

[Power Raid]

Do you serve royalty?

serving? or just a guest at one of her majesty's prisons?

 

[Steve Dore]

Good news - I got out of work so no mandarin peelin' for me. ....

You get paid to peel mandarins?

 

[Macca19]

You get paid to peel mandarins?

haha no. My normal job is much more boring.

 

[I Dont Care]

Driving from Broken Hill to Cobar at night was a guarantee to cause roo roadkill, well it used to be anyway. Roos at night, emus at dawn and goats through the day

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Good news - I got out of work so no mandarin peelin' for me.

Bad news - Its because I hit a Kangaroo at 110km on the freeway and ruined my car.

The things people do to get out of work hey!

Is this because of Rolf Harris?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Good news - I got out of work so no mandarin peelin' for me.

Bad news - Its because I hit a Kangaroo at 110km on the freeway and ruined my car.

The things people do to get out of work hey!

So does this classify as beating the Kangaroos?

 

[Rexie J]

Mega Wealth has just arrived

Just received correspondence from a Spanish Legal company advising they are acting on behalf of my relative who was (tragically) killed in a car accident in 2010..................and he left an estate of $9.950 mill.

All I have to do is send personal details, banking etc etc and it's all mine...................sorry, they'll take 20%.

Jeez, life just doesn't get any easier

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Rexie J]

Seems you've been to the same market as my sister in law (and my wife).

Arrived back at Rostrevor after the watching the 'Pies to be asked by s in l, "Have you ever had activated nuts?"

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Boom

 

[Kickpuncher]

Boom
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b-b-b-but how? 2013 player issue?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Boom
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Rewop
Sponsored by Tluaner playing in the LFA.

Guernsey by CSI.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Rewop
Sponsored by Tluaner playing in the LFA.

Guernsey by CSI.

Ahh must be one of those cheap Bali rip-offs.

 

[Andre]

Boom
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Elbows too pointy. 2/10, would not bang.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Yeah, Player Issued (Monfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Boom
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OMG ur so hot right now xx

 

[Powerstufff]

Elbows too pointy. 2/10, would not bang.

You'd change your mind when he (The Smaller Warrior) had all the facial jewellery back in. He has no friends in thunderstorms.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

You'd change your mind when he (The Smaller Warrior) had all the facial jewellery back in. He has no friends in thunderstorms.

Facial jewelry?

 

[Powerstufff]

Facial jewelry?

I can't think I'm imagining metal stud/s in lips?