Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[chiwigi]

The best Christian Bale story I heard/read: at the American Psycho wrap party he got up and said a few words in his native accent, the vast majority of cast and crew thought he was putting it on for his next role.

The best Taylor Walker story I heard: countless DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS BRAH?! fauxltercations by members of his entourage

His 'native' origin is hotly disputed (not really) . Born in Wales to Saffa parents and brought up in the land of the Saxons.

 

[Lefti93]

Think for one second? What the f@%k are you doing? Do I walk around and - no, shut the f@%k up, Stu Man. Do I - no! NO! Am I going to walk around and stare at you in the middle of the shops? Then why the f@%k are you looking right at me? Ah-da-da-dah, like this. What the f@%k is it with you? What don't you f@%king understand? You got any f@%king idea about, hey, it's f@%king distracting having somebody walking up behind me in the middle of the f@%king shops? Gimme a f@%king answer! What don't you get about it? OHHH, GOOOOD FOR YOU!!! F@%k's sake man, you're amateur. Eddie Dingle, you got f@%king something to say to this prick? Somebody should be f@%king watching and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a f@%k about what is going on in aisle six, alright? I'm trying to f@%king do my shopping here, and I'm going "Why the f@%k is StuMan looking at me? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not on the shopping list if you're doing that. Stay outta the f@%king shops man. For f@%k's sake. You're unbelievable, man. You're un-f@%king-believable. StuMan, I'm going to f@%king kick your f@%king ass if you don't shut up for a second! Alright? I'm f@%king serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f@%king cut it when you're bullshitting and f@%king around like this at the shops. Seriously, you and me, we're f@%king done shops-wise. F@%king ass...

i see what you did there

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I watched Empire of the Sun for the first time a couple of months ago and was amazed that Christian Bale is the little kid who stars in the film and appears in every scene.

 

[proman_x]

Pic from FB page below

 

[Stromageddon]

Okay so I have my boss on Facebook, and they just liked a news article titled '19 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!)'.

At what point is it appropriate to bring it up with her?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Okay so I have my boss on Facebook, and they just liked a news article titled '19 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!)'.

At what point is it appropriate to bring it up with her?

Obviously some sort of screenshot for posterity comes first.

What sort of boss is she? Would she laugh?

 

[mic59]

Okay so I have my boss on Facebook, and they just liked a news article titled '19 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!)'.

At what point is it appropriate to bring it up with her?

Never.

Obviously some sort of screenshot for posterity comes first.
What sort of boss is she? Would she laugh?

Is this a pun?

 

[Stromageddon]

Obviously some sort of screenshot for posterity comes first.

What sort of boss is she? Would she laugh?

She's my age, we always casually flirt, but I think this might be crossing the line. I have screenshotted it for posterity though. Just in case.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Steve Dore]

Pic from FB page below

Posted by Power Pete in the General AFL Talk thread yesterday.

 

[El_Scorcho]

She's my age, we always casually flirt, but I think this might be crossing the line. I have screenshotted it for posterity though. Just in case.

There is absolutely no way I would be letting this go, personally.

idk, maybe say something like "hey so I was reading a news article that popped up on my facebook feed because you liked it and it was really interesting stuff, thanks for that"

 

[Stromageddon]

There is absolutely no way I would be letting this go, personally.

idk, maybe say something like "hey so I was reading a news article that popped up on my facebook feed because you liked it and it was really interesting stuff, thanks for that"

But she's my boss!

 

[It Just Is]

Okay so I have my boss on Facebook, and they just liked a news article titled '19 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!)'.

At what point is it appropriate to bring it up with her?

After a foot massage and a bottle or two of red.

 

[Stromageddon]

 

[Steve Dore]

Okay so I have my boss on Facebook, and they just liked a news article titled '19 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!)'.

At what point is it appropriate to bring it up with her?

When you are standing behind her.

 

[proman_x]

Posted by Power Pete in the General AFL Talk thread yesterday.

Ahhh ok, thanks wharfie

 

[El_Scorcho]

But she's my boss!

What's the worst case scenario? You get fired and get another job?

It's so worth it

 

[manureid]

What's the worst case scenario? You get fired and get another job?

It's so worth it

And the best case scenario is you get to.....

 

[Stromageddon]

And the best case scenario is you get to.....

to what?

 

[manureid]

to what?

Keep your job?

 

[Stromageddon]

Keep your job?

Good, I'm a big fan of jobs

 

[Stromageddon]

Is it okay to contract should not have had to shouldn't've'd?

Is it okay to say I'd've'd a good time if you hadn't thrown up, you shouldn't've'd that much wine?

 

[El_Scorcho]

No

 

[Stromageddon]

No

I'd've thought it was okay.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I'd've thought it was okay.

I wouldn't've'd thought i'd've'd to explain basic grammar to you