Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Grave Danger]

This bloke is probably a household name in Castellon De La Plana, Spain. I've never heard of him, but he's the 13th seed in a grand Slam so he must be jolly good: http://www.ausopen.com/en_AU/players/overview/atpbd06.html

 

[Jumbo]

Jacko said he was going to the tennis but didnt say if he was going to support Kokki in his radio interview this arvo.

The Burgo fitness helped him thru 4 hrs and 7 minutes. The commentators mentioned him training with us in Dubai a few times and showed him with Kochie after the first showdown in the rooms with his never ever give up t-shirt on his shoulder.

I agree, without Burgo's Dubai hardening there is no way that Jacko could have stayed awake for an entire tennis match, Burgo Rocks

 

[jonasshirtfront]

Speaking of avatars, any suggestions for a new one for me?

No matter what it is it will never top my new one.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

From the club's website.

Port Adelaide ambassador surges into Australian Open second round

 

[Trewth]

I've found another lookalike.

Hamish Hartlett

Looks like Bjorn Lothbrok from the TV series Vikings

 

[tangolikelama]

colonoscopy prep is the worst.. hold me

 

[manureid]

colonoscopy prep is the worst.. hold me

Not from behind I won't.

 

[Boss351]

colonoscopy prep is the worst.. hold me

 

[Stromageddon]

colonoscopy prep is the worst.. hold me

No, the worst is drifting in and out of consciousness while nauseous and drunk, needing to vomit, so you stick your head into the toilet bowl which is the same toilet bowl you just shat in and clogged, but you've forgotten that because you're drifting in and out of consciousness and you can't remember anything that happened 5 seconds ago, so you get a face and mouth full of shit water and vomit.

Not that I know what it's like, though. I'm just guessing it could be worse than colonoscopy prep.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Get on my train, chick sits next to me talking loudly on her phone, literally filing domestic violence charges against her ex. i now know all about her life, her intervention order which she filed in court in 2014. i know her exs name and her name and i also know unsurprisingly she lives in davoren park, she is 20 and has a child born to the ex in 2010 who does not have any care, or schooling and is in the custody of her ex. oh and i know she has no credit as she is reversing the charges for the phone call. finally, she also has reported him before but never charged him. she is now after some free accommodation as her friend didn't want her baby son living in her house, and her ex is currently locked up overnight for putting a screwdriver to her throat and struck her in the face twice and struck their son once, then proceeded to abuse witnesses. he told their son "your mum is a **** and doesn't want you".

the clincher, "we were getting along fine as friends with benefits for a few months but then he went crazy" and centrelink are not giving her a "domestic violence payment" and are refusing to give her money. she was a drug addict at age 17 but "has it under control and hasn't taken drugs for a month." she doesn't want accommodation in the northern suburbs because she is sick of the northern suburbs apparently.

it's all happening. Gawler train line, not even once.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Get on my train, chick sits next to me talking loudly on her phone, literally filing domestic violence charges against her ex. i now know all about her life, her intervention order which she filed in court in 2014. i know her exs name and her name and i also know unsurprisingly she lives in davoren park, she is 20 and has a child born to the ex in 2010 who does not have any care, or schooling and is in the custody of her ex. oh and i know she has no credit as she is reversing the charges for the phone call. finally, she also has reported him before but never charged him. she is now after some free accommodation as her friend didn't want her baby son living in her house, and her ex is currently locked up overnight for putting a screwdriver to her throat and struck her in the face twice and struck their son once, then proceeded to abuse witnesses. he told their son "your mum is a **** and doesn't want you".

the clincher, "we were getting along fine as friends with benefits for a few months but then he went crazy" and centrelink are not giving her a "domestic violence payment" and are refusing to give her money. she was a drug addict at age 17 but "has it under control and hasn't taken drugs for a month." she doesn't want accommodation in the northern suburbs because she is sick of the northern suburbs apparently.

it's all happening. Gawler train line, not even once.

You can take the girl out of the Northern suburbs ...

 

[manureid]

Oxygen thieves.

 

[StuMan]

Get on my train, chick sits next to me talking loudly on her phone, literally filing domestic violence charges against her ex. i now know all about her life, her intervention order which she filed in court in 2014. i know her exs name and her name and i also know unsurprisingly she lives in davoren park, she is 20 and has a child born to the ex in 2010 who does not have any care, or schooling and is in the custody of her ex. oh and i know she has no credit as she is reversing the charges for the phone call. finally, she also has reported him before but never charged him. she is now after some free accommodation as her friend didn't want her baby son living in her house, and her ex is currently locked up overnight for putting a screwdriver to her throat and struck her in the face twice and struck their son once, then proceeded to abuse witnesses. he told their son "your mum is a **** and doesn't want you".

the clincher, "we were getting along fine as friends with benefits for a few months but then he went crazy" and centrelink are not giving her a "domestic violence payment" and are refusing to give her money. she was a drug addict at age 17 but "has it under control and hasn't taken drugs for a month." she doesn't want accommodation in the northern suburbs because she is sick of the northern suburbs apparently.

it's all happening. Gawler train line, not even once.

Yeah, can't say I miss taking that train line at all.

 

[raman]

Get on my train, chick sits next to me talking loudly on her phone, literally filing domestic violence charges against her ex. i now know all about her life, her intervention order which she filed in court in 2014. i know her exs name and her name and i also know unsurprisingly she lives in davoren park, she is 20 and has a child born to the ex in 2010 who does not have any care, or schooling and is in the custody of her ex. oh and i know she has no credit as she is reversing the charges for the phone call. finally, she also has reported him before but never charged him. she is now after some free accommodation as her friend didn't want her baby son living in her house, and her ex is currently locked up overnight for putting a screwdriver to her throat and struck her in the face twice and struck their son once, then proceeded to abuse witnesses. he told their son "your mum is a **** and doesn't want you".

the clincher, "we were getting along fine as friends with benefits for a few months but then he went crazy" and centrelink are not giving her a "domestic violence payment" and are refusing to give her money. she was a drug addict at age 17 but "has it under control and hasn't taken drugs for a month." she doesn't want accommodation in the northern suburbs because she is sick of the northern suburbs apparently.

it's all happening. Gawler train line, not even once.

Every time I feel self-conscious about being 34 and not having done adult things like having kids... I just think of people like this and feel better.

 

[HaroldOliver]

Yeah, can't say I miss taking that train line at all.

The Gawler line is never boring.

 

[Moo87]

The Gawler line is never boring.

The train before the footy does the image of the Port Powaz stereotype proud


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[manureid]

I am not even sure Snake Pliskin would want to ride the Gawler Line.

 

[chiwigi]

Oxygen thieves.

WTF! People can't be poor? Can't have a shitty life? Can't need help?

We have no idea what this lady has gone through, we have no idea how well she is doing despite what has happened to her in life. She may not have had any of the opportunities many of us take for granted.

She is a victim here and whether she has always been a victim or has squandered her chances we don't know.

Not everyone can have a nice family background or a middle class upbringing or even a Dad that doesn't beat the shit out of them and their mum every night.
The people responsible for the state of the country are above us NOT below us.

 

[manureid]

WTF! People can't be poor? Can't have a shitty life? Can't need help?

We have no idea what this lady has gone through, we have no idea how well she is doing despite what has happened to her in life. She may not have had any of the opportunities many of us take for granted.

She is a victim here and whether she has always been a victim or has squandered her chances we don't know.

Not everyone can have a nice family background or a middle class upbringing or even a Dad that doesn't beat the shit out of them and their mum every night.
The people responsible for the state of the country are above us NOT below us.

Like it or not, some people are oxygen thieves and some of them come from nice family backgrounds or middle class upbringings with a Dad that didn't beat them as well.

 

[Papa G]

WTF! People can't be poor? Can't have a shitty life? Can't need help?

We have no idea what this lady has gone through, we have no idea how well she is doing despite what has happened to her in life. She may not have had any of the opportunities many of us take for granted.

She is a victim here and whether she has always been a victim or has squandered her chances we don't know.

Not everyone can have a nice family background or a middle class upbringing or even a Dad that doesn't beat the shit out of them and their mum every night.
The people responsible for the state of the country are above us NOT below us.

At least she's not a Muslim.....

 

[Doctor Feel]

WTF! People can't be poor? Can't have a shitty life? Can't need help?

We have no idea what this lady has gone through, we have no idea how well she is doing despite what has happened to her in life. She may not have had any of the opportunities many of us take for granted.

She is a victim here and whether she has always been a victim or has squandered her chances we don't know.

Not everyone can have a nice family background or a middle class upbringing or even a Dad that doesn't beat the shit out of them and their mum every night.
The people responsible for the state of the country are above us NOT below us.

 

[raman]

WTF! People can't be poor? Can't have a shitty life? Can't need help?

We have no idea what this lady has gone through, we have no idea how well she is doing despite what has happened to her in life. She may not have had any of the opportunities many of us take for granted.

She is a victim here and whether she has always been a victim or has squandered her chances we don't know.

Not everyone can have a nice family background or a middle class upbringing or even a Dad that doesn't beat the shit out of them and their mum every night.
The people responsible for the state of the country are above us NOT below us.

If you're the sort of idiot who would parrot that crap on public transport for everyone else's entertainment, you always had that life coming.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If you're the sort of idiot who would parrot that crap on public transport for everyone else's entertainment, you always had that life coming.

raman takes the bait.

 

[tribey]

Gary Kubiak named Head Coach of the Denver Broncos. Was head coach of the Houston Texans from 2006-2013 for two playoff appearances, no titles and a win-loss record a tick under .500

And yet here in Australia, that record would close all doors and consign you to perma-assistant/SANFL/WAFL.

"But Damien Drum, Tim Watson, Mark Neeld, Matthew Primus and Guy McKenna might be the next Leigh Matthews/John Cahill! We already know what Gary Ayres, Stan Alves and Mark Williams are. Very good coaches. Pfft."

 

[tangolikelama]

No, the worst is drifting in and out of consciousness while nauseous and drunk, needing to vomit, so you stick your head into the toilet bowl which is the same toilet bowl you just shat in and clogged, but you've forgotten that because you're drifting in and out of consciousness and you can't remember anything that happened 5 seconds ago, so you get a face and mouth full of shit water and vomit.

Not that I know what it's like, though. I'm just guessing it could be worse than colonoscopy prep.

I'm a human waterfall.. help me