Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

No update in 8 minutes I'm concerned

Peanut buttered thumb stuck in bum syndrome.

 

[raman]

Peanut buttered thumb stuck in bum syndrome.

Probably that organic shit with not enough oil.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Probably that organic shit with not enough oil.

****ing hippy greeny campaigners.

 

[Triple E]

I swear Huge Johnson is one of the best posters on this site.

 

[Grave Danger]

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[Doctor Feel]

Epic thunder and lightening over the Pinery fire grounds Two wells area.

 

[charcolechaddy]

The news are a bunch of campaigners, showing pics of that guy who od on the weekend with pills.

So we blame the festival the we make a dead dude look like a ****wit.

Wow SA media "stay classy"

 

[Kickpuncher]

The news are a bunch of campaigners, showing pics of that guy who od on the weekend with pills.

So we blame the festival the we make a dead dude look like a *******.

Wow SA media "stay classy"

I have friends on Facebook who were getting messages from the media less than 24 hours after his passing trying to get a story...... They're pigs.

 

[SilenceOz]

I have friends on Facebook who were getting messages from the media less than 24 hours after his passing trying to get a story...... They're pigs.

Surprised they waited more than an hour.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Johnny Haysman showing his kinky side on ABC2.

 

[Trewth]

 

[Dylan8]

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Why did this show stops evers being mades?

 

[Dylan8]

 

[raman]

Johnny Haysman showing his kinky side on ABC2.

Does he have a non-kinky side?

 

[Portia]

Jesus christ Luther is a ****ed up show

 

[Dylan8]

If Idris is the next Bond I might actually watch Bond

 

[edgie]

 

[HugeJohnson]

Ok I have one of the saddest love stories that will never be told

 

[HugeJohnson]

That will actually be told right now

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Does he have a non-kinky side?

This was his extracurricular kinky.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Jesus christ Luther is a stuffed up show

But good nonetheless.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Also, Peaky (fookin') Blinders is highly entertaining.

 

[HugeJohnson]

The day is the 7th of December 2015. I wake up in a daze of excitement, ready to fulfil duties at work. I arise from my bed at 7.45 and make my way towards the bathing room for a water shower to cleanse my body of filth. The day has started off well UNTIL.... DUN DUN DUNNN..... I ACCIDENTALLY RUB MY BODY IN SHAMPOO AND MY HAIR IN BODY WASH.
Gee whiz, what a bloody kerfuffle I've got myself in to here. I work hard to regain my composure and I then add shampoo to my hair in an attempt to override the body wash and then body wash to my body to override the shampoo. It is successful and I am ready to start the day. I begin my 1 and a half hour venture to work with a cold farmers union, kept cold by the powers of refrigeration. I get to work with the radio on mute most of the way, allowing some time of personal reflection, because I don't do enough of that any time else... And clocked on for the day at 9.30,ready to cook some schnittys and fish and squid for our much loved senior customers, and some original people thrown in too. So the day ticks on, we're pretty busy but we smash it out, all the while the back of my mind is on this spare ticket I have to Chris Cornell. Who the **** am I going to ask? Anyway, I finish work at 4 and head down to the local RSL for a few games of pool and stay from 4.15 till 6.30, winning all but all of my games and downing numerous cervezas before hopping on the train to the city. Here's where the dilemma really starts to begin. I have given myself a total of one hour to find someone to go to this concert with me after buying this ticket that was originally intended for an ex over 7 months ago. I get to the train station at Coromandel and there's a potential possibility on my radar to the eastern quadrant of my positioning. Ahhh, but she's on her phone, better not interrupt her. I get on the train and head towards s the city, one other girl on the carriage. She's a bit like a crispy jelly, not what you expect when you're eating a jelly but she still has that hint of raspberry about her that intrigues you slightly. I deliberate over it for a while she eventually gets off before the city, and by that I mean off the train. Shoot. Eventually we rock up to Radelaide and I scan the area for potential. Nothing doing. I have half an hour so naturally I walk across the road to the strathmore and get myself a couple of pales. Nothing doing there either, it's all sausage. I smash my frothies and make my way outside. I head to the casino next to scout the area for young degenerates. Nope. It's China town in there and none of them are speaking the language of love to me. I step outside and notice this absolute beauty on the bench waiting for a bus. Holy moly I say to myself and I start waling towards her, she is coming to this concert with me I tell myself, subconsciously implanting it in her brain.
But then! Out of the corner of my eye, a yellow blonde hussy walks across the road, she's looking for drugs or me, I haven't decided yet. My focus switches because the girl at the bus stop definitely has a boyfriend and this girl wouldn't even care if she did.
"hey do you know Chris Cornell?"
'Chris who?'
"Cornell "
'No sorry'
'Ok well I have a spare ticket to him and he starts right now do you want to go? '

 

[HugeJohnson]

'thanks for the offer but I have to pass, I have something to go to'
"Ok fair enough"

I then turn my head back towards the beauty at the bus stop and start walking towards her. She hasn't noticed me yet. Shit. I better take my phone out and start walking the opposite direction, what are you thinking HugeJohnson? She'll never say yes. **** it put your phone in your pocket and go and ask. So I did it. I turned back yet again and went directly to her. "excuse me, do you know Chris Cornell?"
A blank stare comes back to me
"Chris?"
"Cornell"
"no sorry"
Well doors are in 5 minutes and I have a spare ticket, do you want to go? "
" I'm going to Germany on Wednesday and I'm taking a sickie tomorrow..."
"All the more reason for you to come then?"
We stood for a while talking and eventually she agrees to come to the concert (it didn't take very long to convince her.)
On the way there we made glorious small talk about why she's going to Germany etc (she met some friends in Bali and she is going to meet up with them) then about jobs and work etc, I am so in here, such a player, just asking a beauty 5 minutes before a show and getting her to come. We go and everything is good, Chrissy boy pulls a ripper out of his bum hole and projects it through the microphone all night and we all lap it up, I've shouted this girl a free 100 dollarydoo ticket and two beers (she even drinks beer!) and then when it's over we start to head back to the bus stop where I found her.
"let me give you some money for tonight" she says, trying to shove a 20 dollar note in to my pocket.
"no way, you actually did me a favour"
"at least let me pay for the drinks"
'Get the next one" I say, boldly stamping my intentions to see her again.
"there won't be a next time sorry, I'm going to Germany to meet the man of my dreams"
"Ok goodbye."
And then she chit chatted to me for a bit longer and then when her bus came we said farewell and I walked home and thought ****

 

[LukeSA]

Mother nature is sure putting on a good show for us south aussies.

Lightning was that bright it knocked out all my solar lights outside.