Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Dylan8]

Dylan8 I just saw your ride from a couple of years ago. Fully sick brah!

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Dylan5? I hate that guy

 

[LukeSA]

Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous day, especially considering its the dead of winter.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I haven't met Dylan 1 through 7

 

[El_Scorcho]

Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous day, especially considering its the dead of winter.

I went out in shorts and thongs. Glorious.

 

[Lagooner]

Dylan5? I hate that guy

Oh my bad, I thought the number was a reference to age. Perhaps Dylan is not even your real name but rather a spy status in the vein of 00?

Is Dylan5 a friend turned foe? Your 006/Janus perhaps?

 

[Dylan8]

Oh my bad, I thought the number was a reference to age. Perhaps Dylan is not even your real name but rather a spy status in the vein of 00?

Is Dylan5 a friend turned foe? Your 006/Janus perhaps?

I'm one in a series of cyborgs created by Dr Gero to destroy Goku.

 

[LukeSA]

I went out in shorts and thongs. Glorious.

ATM, I'm sitting in the car with all the windows down, it's absolutely awesome.

 

[Lagooner]

I'm one in a series of cyborgs created by Dr Gero to destroy Goku.

That was my next guess.

 

[John the Butcher]

Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous day, especially considering its the dead of winter.

Yep amazing

 

[Eddie Dingle]

26 tomorrow in Sydney.

Happy about that.

I really am.

Although confused as to which beer garden should have my undivided attention after lunch.

 

[bomberclifford]

Felix.

Little campaigner at my eldests school. I find myself sticking my leg out whenever he runs past so I "accidentally" trip him up. It's worked three times so far. Absolute little campaigner who deserves a flogging everyday. His parents say he struggles with the structure of school. Little ****wit will struggle through life if he doesn't smarten up.

lol. Oscar is my kid nemesis.

 

[spookism]

26 tomorrow in Sydney.

Happy about that.

I really am.

Although confused as to which beer garden should have my undivided attention after lunch.

All of them?

 

[Power Girl]

From what I can gather kids are a pretty accurate reflection of their parents.

No wonder mine are freakin amazing

 

[tribey]

I hate that. You go to the board and they refuse to grant you a hundred million quid war chest and they tell you it's coz you're in the Sweet Home Vanarama Conference. Well no shit, guy, and we're getting nowhere with that attitude.

I know clogging around the basement divisions isn't your thing, but if you ever take the plunge, heed my cautionary tale.

Never get lazy and let your Head of Youth Development deal with the kids' contracts.

It was tolerable when I had 20 useless 15 and 16 year olds signed to 2-year youth contracts at £5/pw a pop. Turns out when you turn professional and gain promotion from the VCN they ramp up to a default £80/week.

This is how that despicable Duggar family would be if corporate America would stop enabling their shit.

 

[Lagooner]

lol. Oscar is my kid nemesis.

Oscar. Felix. What is with the weird old timey names these days? I have a cousin who's named her daughter Mabel. I feel like I need to buy the kid a ball of wool, knitting needles and a Crows lanyard.

At least the spelling is on point though.

 

[edgie]

Never heard of this "real music from back in the 90's?"

 

[bomberclifford]

Oh my bad, I thought the number was a reference to age. Perhaps Dylan is not even your real name but rather a spy status in the vein of 00?

Is Dylan5 a friend turned foe? Your 006/Janus perhaps?

He's a Taiwanese knock off of Ben10.

 

[edgie]

From what I can gather kids are a pretty accurate reflection of their parents.

This isn't always true.

 

[Dylan8]

I know clogging around the basement divisions isn't your thing, but if you ever take the plunge, heed my cautionary tale.

Never get lazy and let your Head of Youth Development deal with the kids' contracts.

It was tolerable when I had 20 useless 15 and 16 year olds signed to 2-year youth contracts at £5/pw a pop. Turns out when you turn professional and gain promotion from the VCN they ramp up to a default £80/week.

This is how that despicable Duggar family would be if corporate America would stop enabling their shit.

All I get from youth intake is a series of plodders whose already low attributes don't suit their natural position.

 

[Lagooner]

This isn't always true.

There are exceptions of course but in my experience shit kids generally have shit parents.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dylan8 I just saw your ride from a couple of years ago. Fully sick brah!

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Is that car parked in a ****ing rubbish tip? What the hell.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm one in a series of cyborgs created by Dr Gero to destroy Goku.

That explains why you don't age past 12.

 

[Dylan8]

There are exceptions of course but in my experience shit kids generally have shit parents.

I knew a dickhead kid (look I was friends with him for a while coz he did funny shit every day) whose mum was the nicest, most generous person. Pains to think he turned out that way.

 

[Lagooner]

Is that car parked in a ******* rubbish tip? What the hell.

Nah it's just Melbourne.

 

[Lagooner]

I knew a dickhead kid (look I was friends with him for a while coz he did funny shit every day) whose mum was the nicest, most generous person. Pains to think he turned out that way.

Poor lady. Was the dad a right campaigner?