Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[_VXV]

Seth Putnam would have put out an album of songs on how to vote for Trump.

He was just that sort of guy.

Putnam, Nugent

Same diff

 

[Papa G]

Death Magnetic's songs were a collection of good riffs that seemingly were mashed together on paper with no real flow, structure, and fluency within the composition, resulting in various changes that never really went anywhere and tracks that outstayed their welcome, like some sort of Dark Knight "You either finish a good song or keep playing long enough to become a shit song".



Ironically he made a 10 minute song with Bon Jovi which I reckon is a cracker

*retreats to fallout shelter*

All Nightmare Long is a good song.

 

[finbarr]

Nah that was um... **** I can't remember. finbarr might know?

It was Pink Flamingos.....the scene where Divine eats actual dog poo.

 

[_VXV]

It was Pink Flamingos.....the scene where Divine eats actual dog poo.

Port Club thread

 

[SteppingTiger]

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/3312746...cyber-pr0n-mishap-at-gold-coast-school/#page1

A little awkward.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It was Pink Flamingos.....the scene where Divine eats actual dog poo.

Polyester vhs video came with scratch and sniff that smelled like poo and other stuff in the movie. Pink Flamingo didn't have the scratch and sniff.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Scratch n' sniff wtf you oldies

 

[finbarr]

Polyester vhs video came with scratch and sniff that smelled like poo and other stuff in the movie. Pink Flamingo didn't have the scratch and sniff.

ok. You're right. I just assumed it must have been the one with the dog poop eating scene.

 

[Dylan8]

Scratch n' sniff wtf you oldies

I'm thinking maybe it was a joke made on people like Dingle to get them to sniff poo. "Uh yeah, it's a... scratch n sniff. Yes that'll do. Anyway I definitely didn't just wipe my arse on it".

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Worst album purchased - It's a tie.

Stone Temple Pilots - Tiny Music
POD - Southtown (The **** was I thinking)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

ok. You're right. I just assumed it must have been the one with the dog poop eating scene.

She must have been dead by Cry Baby or she would have been in that for sure.

Hatchet Face died the other day.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm thinking maybe it was a joke made on people like Dingle to get them to sniff poo. "Uh yeah, it's a... scratch n sniff. Yes that'll do. Anyway I definitely didn't just wipe my arse on it".

HEY, they were serious poo sniffin times.

Serious poo sniffin times.

 

[Dylan8]

HEY, they were serious poo sniffin times.

Serious poo sniffin times.

I was born in the wrong generation!!!!!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I was born in the wrong generation!!!!!

We're Gen Sniffer you mob Gen Eater.




You eat the poo what we done made for you.

 

[Doctor Feel]

That explains alot. Dylan was formed in the womb with the help of synthetic poo fumes.

 

[Grave Danger]

When the Levee Breaks was a pointless answer on Pointless tonight, so in protest against Q&A I shall be listening to Led Zeppelin IV

 

[Lagooner]

We're Gen Sniffer you mob Gen Eater.




You eat the poo what we done made for you.

It's all good, we'll be serving recycled poo to our kids anyway.

 

[Papa G]

When the Levee Breaks was a pointless answer on Pointless tonight, so in protest against Q&A I shall be listening to Led Zeppelin IV

What was the question?

 

[Portia]

So my awesome half-sister in year 10 (long time portaloo readers may recall her previous experiments with eating rainbow cake and noting it comes out green), who got the good brain and work ethic combo, has just told me that she hasn't been feeling anything for months, is worried about everyone else's expectations of her, and she's been cutting herself (but not enough to bleed really).

FUUUUUUUUCK
**** **** **** **** ****

 

[Lagooner]

Die Hard 2 is on Channel One at the moment.

It's better than I remember. Certainly not in the same league as the original or With A Vengeance, but I'm enjoying it.

A granny on the plane just said "someone should get their ass kicked over this" and referred to someone as a "porker" in the same breath.

Magic.

 

[Lagooner]

So my awesome half-sister in year 10 (long time portaloo readers may recall her previous experiments with eating rainbow cake and noting it comes out green), who got the good brain and work ethic combo, has just told me that she hasn't been feeling anything for months, is worried about everyone else's expectations of her, and she's been cutting herself (but not enough to bleed really).

FUUUUUUUUCK
**** **** **** **** ****

It's such a tough time for kids. I have a few younger cousins around the same age and you can see that the expectations (which are mostly just perceived) weigh pretty heavy on a couple of them.

It's great that you're in the loop now so at least you've got the opportunity to help her.

 

[Jonts]

So my awesome half-sister in year 10 (long time portaloo readers may recall her previous experiments with eating rainbow cake and noting it comes out green), who got the good brain and work ethic combo, has just told me that she hasn't been feeling anything for months, is worried about everyone else's expectations of her, and she's been cutting herself (but not enough to bleed really).

FUUUUUUUUCK
**** **** **** **** ****

Telling someone is a massive step. All the best with it
Depression is a horrible thing

 

[Grave Danger]

What was the question?

"When is this government going to accept that climate change was caused by Tony Abbott?"

 

[Janus]

So my awesome half-sister in year 10 (long time portaloo readers may recall her previous experiments with eating rainbow cake and noting it comes out green), who got the good brain and work ethic combo, has just told me that she hasn't been feeling anything for months, is worried about everyone else's expectations of her, and she's been cutting herself (but not enough to bleed really).

FUUUUUUUUCK
**** **** **** **** ****

This is gonna sound crazy...but I'd take her sky diving. Or go surfing. Or scuba diving. Something that's real that has a risk to it.

She just wants to feel alive. Kids are so wired to the artificial constructs of society that they don't feel danger anymore. There is no risk, so there's no reward. What's the point of doing what everyone else wants if you don't get any joy out of it?

And do it on a school day. Rock up to the school like Ferris Beuller and just pull her out of class.

 

[Peck]

So my awesome half-sister in year 10 (long time portaloo readers may recall her previous experiments with eating rainbow cake and noting it comes out green), who got the good brain and work ethic combo, has just told me that she hasn't been feeling anything for months, is worried about everyone else's expectations of her, and she's been cutting herself (but not enough to bleed really).

FUUUUUUUUCK
**** **** **** **** ****

That really ****ing sucks...

She's very young, hopefully that works in her favour...