Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[LukeSA]

I'd rather a bat nest than the usual Lynx Africa Shower Gel and half price "Alpha" undies I usually get.

As someone who currently has a bottle of Lynx Africa shower gel in their bathroom and is wearing alpha undies i dislike this post.

 

[Lagooner]

Accelerate m8.

I had to buy Accelerate in Africa this year because they didn't have Africa and I'm not even joking. Did not compute.

 

[Lagooner]

I think I've mentioned this before, but Zero was the greatest of all time.

It smelt nice but I hate it based on the fact that they called it the "Millennium Edition" or some bullshit.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Sounds like a real hoot when you and your mates get together.

Thanks, Ross.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Microbats are fine but you don't want to attract these guys;

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Opening on bat box thingy too small for those ****ers to move into

 

[Doctor Feel]

It smelt nice but I hate it based on the fact that they called it the "Millennium Edition" or some bullshit.

I love marketing in this regard. I swear every single product on the market has had a millennium edition. I for one, enjoy millennium edition bananas (non GMO)

 

[LukeSA]

Does anyone remember Graphite? Horrid horrid stuff that, the scent of the douchebag at my school and i was allergic to it, one spray and my head would block up for an hour.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Also what is with the ******** tabloid media going "WATCH THE VIDEO EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT!!!1111oneone"

Except no one is talking about the video.

Same goes with "ALL THE NEWS YOU HAVE TO KNOW TODAY!" *insert some short synopsis of man crashes into stobie pole and kardashian does a thing"

I didn't have to know that.

SEE THE LATEST TREND THAT HAS GONE VIRAL!

Except it hasn't gone viral.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Does anyone remember Graphite? Horrid horrid stuff that, the scent of the douchebag at my school and i was allergic to it, one spray and my head would block up for an hour.

Made tennis racquets out of it didn't they?

 

[LukeSA]

Made tennis racquets out of it didn't they?

And pool cues.

 

[StuMan]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

 

[Lagooner]

I love marketing in this regard. I swear every single product on the market has had a millennium edition. I for one, enjoy millennium edition bananas (non GMO)

Marketing wank can f@#k right off. I wouldn't be upset if everything came in plain packaging.

 

[xflamedancer]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

Good for you, 35kg is an excellent effort

 

[Dylan8]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

yeah boy

 

[ScooterBrother]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

Had a knee reco last year and thus put on a bit of pud. Trying to lose it now for next season and I am telling you, new found respect for people in that position. It is ****ing hard. Mentally and physically.

 

[LukeSA]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

****, i wish i could lose that.

 

[bomberclifford]

lol at the fact I've managed to lose 35kgs this year whilst still eating Hungry Jack's (and sometimes other junk) every week.
Imagine how much more I could have lost if I didn't eat so much shit. Haha...oh.

Seriously though, I'm pretty pumped with what I've lost so far.
Embarrassingly, still a bit of work to go.

If you ever want it back, let me know because I think I've found it.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

35 kegs!!! that's an awesome effort StuMan you must be ready for the makeover

 

[Full Credit]

big lols at saca overestimating the strategic value of adelaide by installing concrete barriers to deter 'european style truck terrorism'

 

[Dylan8]

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highl...gregiously-george-lucas-ass-names-in-baseball

Top article

 

[raman]

big lols at saca overestimating the strategic value of adelaide by installing concrete barriers to deter 'european style truck terrorism'

If they'd dropped the decaying bodies of Leigh Whicker and Max Basheer into the mortar that would've been an event worth watching.

 

[Contested Marx]

Lynx stynx yo.

The white cans perfectly marketed though.

My son "I need more deodorant"

"what kind?"

"one of the lynx white ones"

Rule is that he has to shut door, open windows and put exhaust fan on in the bathroom when he sprays it, no one is to enter for thirty minutes afterwards.

It's horrible stuff.

 

[StuMan]

Good for you, 35kg is an excellent effort

yeah boy

35 kegs!!! that's an awesome effort StuMan you must be ready for the makeover

Thanks, homies.

If you ever want it back, let me know because I think I've found it.

Haha. If you could just dispose of it, that would be great.

 

[StuMan]

Had a knee reco last year and thus put on a bit of pud. Trying to lose it now for next season and I am telling you, new found respect for people in that position. It is ******* hard. Mentally and physically.

Yeah, I'd imagine it would be really hard coming back from those sorts of injuries. I've just been a lazy shit for far too long. Haha

I've tried numerous times over the past couple of years to do it, but every time I had a setback I'd fall off the wagon hard, and go back to binge eating and not exercising.
That's been the big change for me this year, I think. Just making sure I got back up after every slip up.

So I can't really speak from the injury side of things, but as far as the mental part goes all I can say is don't give up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why do I tune in to the big bash. This pitch is hilarious. Looks like my backyard it has so much green on it. Mccullum just said it's playing like a tennis ball on a tennis court. Lel.