- Feb 19, 2016
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One of my favourite dialogues.
Mr. Burns: Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it. But to me, you're all vipers! You live on personal injury, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery...! (friendly) But I'm rambling. Anybody want any coffee?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'll have some coffee.
Mr. Burns: Want it black, don't you? BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART?! It's so hard for me to listen to you. I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! I'm sorry, it's my problem, I'll deal with it. Please continue.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say a couple thou, he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.
Mr. Burns: (sarcastic) Oh, brilliant. A cash settlement. I COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT, YOU BUTTONED-DOWN MAGGOT!!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You have any cream?
Mr. Burns: Oh yes, of course. Where are my manners?
Mr. Burns: Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it. But to me, you're all vipers! You live on personal injury, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery...! (friendly) But I'm rambling. Anybody want any coffee?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'll have some coffee.
Mr. Burns: Want it black, don't you? BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART?! It's so hard for me to listen to you. I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! I'm sorry, it's my problem, I'll deal with it. Please continue.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: If you offer Mr. Simpson a token sum, say a couple thou, he'll be so dazzled he'll sign anything you shove under his nose.
Mr. Burns: (sarcastic) Oh, brilliant. A cash settlement. I COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT, YOU BUTTONED-DOWN MAGGOT!!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You have any cream?
Mr. Burns: Oh yes, of course. Where are my manners?