Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[wce4premiership]

 

[kane249]

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Super Hans]

Don't bother calling 911 anymore, here's the real number.

 

[wce4premiership]

Poor quality but homers line is delivered perfectly

 

[hawker92]

Where? I can't really see it...looks more like...Brad Storch...

No it says Betty! Betty..Symington!

 

[ash_1050]

They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing. Wait, there they go.

 

[crazyman27]

It's hell being Mel....

 

[Cory]

 

[placebo]

Kent Brockman: Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute." So, what's the answer? Ban all music? In this reporter's opinion, the answer, sadly, is 'yes'.

And I know this one has been posted numerous times throughout the topic but it makes me lose my shit every time:

Kent Brockman: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. A group of school-aged Spartacuses have taken the camp by force. Three counsellors are missing, and presumed scared.​

 

[Super Hans]

Bowling, bowling here!

 

[lmach]

 

[GOAUS!]

Some of Wiggum's quotes (his stupidity) make me laugh. Like in the episode where they catch Sideshow Bob trying to kill Selma.

Sideshow Bob: But wait, if you saved Selma how did the room explode?
Wiggum: I'll field that one

(cuts to an earlier scene where the officers are smoking their cigars)

Me and the boys were celebrating a job well done when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene.
BOOM
Wiggum: Oh right the gas.

 

[lmach]

 

[Confuscius]

Bowling, bowling here!

Mum, make Dad tell the story right!

That's what really happened...

Oh...

 

[Confuscius]

Can't find the videos unfortunately.

I found this, yes, it's in a language which isn't English, but the voice actor of Homer is so horrendously bad at singing I think it's well worth the watch.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

And this queen right here, her name is Smithers.

 

[lmach]

Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right, and unless you change I'll have to tell them their father is, well...wicked.

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so called "wicked guy". He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... *takes a moment to think* ...I forget, but the point is... *thinks again* ...I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about, he used to drive that blue car.

 

[Super Hans]

Disgraceful that this is on the second page!

and this is for shooting down police helicopters.

oh I don't need anything like that... yet.

 

[E92_]

Disgraceful that this is on the second page!

and this is for shooting down police helicopters.

oh I don't need anything like that... yet.

Love that scene.

 

[Lensen]

 

[davo99]

^ ah found this man

 

[lmach]

 

[Schulzenfest]

Nothing will ever top Hayden Ballantyne's 'man getting hit by football' effort from last year.

 

[smiddy9]

Marge Simpson, we also have your older, balder, fatter son!