Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Smoooothy]

Nothing will ever top Hayden Ballantyne's 'man getting hit by football' effort from last year.

the best thing to ever happen on a sporting field IMO

 

[JHF1870]

 

[davo99]

Bread you said go to bread

 

[wce4premiership]

Diagnosis .. BAD BABY SITTING!

 

[Glenno23]

Translation:

Jay Sherman: How could you vote for that abomination

Krusty: Lets just say it moved me, TO A BIGGER HOUSE

Oops, i said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

 

[EagleMan87]

One of my favourite exchanges of all time.

Principal Skinner: What do you think of the banners?
Superintendent Chalmers: Nothing but transparent toadying.
Principal Skinner: They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.
Superintendent Chalmers: It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?
Principal Skinner: Yes, yes it is sir.

 

[Marlowe]

Troy: So join America's favourite TV family... and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar, that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It will be 'out of this world,' right Ozmodiar?
Ozmodiar: Damn straight, Troy my man!
Troy and Ozmodiar [together]: Goodnight, America!

 

[Leatherpoizoned]

This thread is amazing! Made my night. Love to see a recognition for the great decline post Maud Flanders/Phil Hartman.

Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

 

[Varcoe2Chapman]

Anyone got the screen shot of Grandpa Simpson not giving that hobo change? Needed to use it the other day for FB purposes.

 

[volcboy]

Marge to Patty & Selma: Homer's a very complicated man.
Homer: [leaning out of window and smashing a plate over his head] WRONG!

 

[ash_1050]

 

[jonesy03]

Lisa: Where's Bart? His Mountain Dew is getting flat.
Marge: That's odd! He's outside digging!
Homer: Probably digging for drugs..
Marge: There's no drugs out there..
Homer: No of.. course not.

 

[ize_]

Good old rock, nothin' beats that.

 

[davo99]

Good old rock, nothin' beats that.

 

[wce4premiership]

Scooby doo can do do, but Jimmy Carter, is smarter!

 

[davo99]

Scooby doo can do do, but Jimmy Carter, is smarter!

never got that quote please some one explain

 

[carn tigez]

 

[carn tigez]

Apologies for the poor quality.

 

[lmach]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.

 

[Leatherpoizoned]

never got that quote please some one explain

I think they key to the quote is Jay Shermans' first quote where he says 'Camus can do but Sartre is Smartre', homer tries to one up him with 'Scooby do can do do but Jimmy Carter is smarter'. Jay Sherman was talking about philosophic rivals Albert Camus and Jean Paul Sartre, homer was making an absurd reference to Scooby Doo and President carter. In the episode patty and selma laugh at Jays remark and say 'how droll', when homer says his quip, no one says anything and a tumbleweed drifts by. In short, homer is dumb.

 

[davo99]

I think they key to the quote is Jay Shermans' first quote where he says 'Camus can do but Sartre is Smartre', homer tries to one up him with 'Scooby do can do do but Jimmy Carter is smarter'. Jay Sherman was talking about philosophic rivals Albert Camus and Jean Paul Sartre, homer was making an absurd reference to Scooby Doo and President carter. In the episode patty and selma laugh at Jays remark and say 'how droll', when homer says his quip, no one says anything and a tumbleweed drifts by. In short, homer is dumb.

its actually a pretty cleaver quote from homer

 

[Leatherpoizoned]

its actually a pretty cleaver quote from homer

Hah. 'Legendary quote' from homer.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[kane249]