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Hey guys I need some help (if you can be bothered)
Soon I'm going to a wedding- I used to work with the guy, anyway we would quote the Simpsons on a daily basis- so I need quotes relating to weddings or marriage, or teaching and being a teacher from the Simpsons.
I got "a successful marriage is alot like an orange- JUST EAT THE DAM ORANGES".
But I'm sure there were alot more from that ep.
And I cant be ****ed looking them up.
So yeah, I will be filling up the card and the guest book with these quotes- i know he will appreciated it.
Can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet!!!
Homer: So what is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines it as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden'
One of my favourite Simpsons quotes that one!
'our next bachelor like's women who take their clothes off for money, lets hear it for Moe!'
It's the worst villain of them all! The Scoutmaster
For some reason just the way he says that is hilarious."Gooo get em scouts"
"I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow."