Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

New Treehouse of Horror opening sequence by Guillermo del Toro.

http://m.ign.com/articles/2013/10/0...me-treehouse-of-horror-xxiv-opening-couch-gag

Pretty bloody awesome!

 

[Dagless]

Grab a whole bunch of classic THOH Simpsons and every classic horror movie we can think off (Toss in a little of my work to mix it up a bit) and voila, couch gag...

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Grab a whole bunch of classic THOH Simpsons and every classic horror movie we can think off (Toss in a little of my work to mix it up a bit) and voila, couch gag...

I dunno, I quite liked it. Nothing will ever beat the old approach to couch gags - especially now that they're often just random stupid concoctions that go for 60 seconds - but I did enjoy the entire intro being redone and meshed into the couch gag.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Watched a bunch on S7 eps tonight

Mickey Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks: folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story: a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.
[Everybody looks upset]
Otto: [sniffles] Do we give them some of their money back?
Mayor Quimby: [weeps] No.

 

[lmach]

Moe: Hey! Hey! I found a clue that's going to bust your mystery wide open!
Marge: Sorry, we already solved it.
Moe: Oh. Well, um, you want to take a look at it anyways? Eh, just for ha-ha's?
Homer: Seems kinda pointless now.
Moe: Yeah, I guess you're right. It's just that I, I, went to a lot of trouble, you know, making the envelope and everything.
Marge: [sympathetic] Let's see what you have, Moe.
Moe: [clears throat] Okay. [sits on couch and takes a bandage out of the envelope] Now this first thing is just going to look like a used Band-Aid an, uh, and it is, but the rest of the stuff don't make no sense without it so, uh, you know, bear with me.
Marge: Wow, Moe, you've been doing a lot of sleuthing.
Moe: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I sleuthed my ass off on this one. Uh, okay, [holds up a metal "6"] this is a number six from somebody's address, or [inverts it] is it a nine? You don't know!
[the scene fades to black. Moe continues talking as the closing theme plays]
Uh, this is gravel. Uh, okay? Gravel. This is, uh, that's more gravel. Okay. Oh - this is a shell that, to me - this is just me talking - it looks like a helmet for a mouse. Now, that sounds crazy, right? But, if you ask the mice about it, they don't say nothing, I mean, they just run the other way. At first, I was just fishing with the helmet thing, but then from the mouse's reaction I got, uh, I got a little more concerned.
Homer: Did you really make that envelope? 'Cause it says 'Hammermill' over here.
Moe: Um... no.

 

[kane249]

I love it when they just let the actors go like that and let them ad lib

 

[Zach Package]

'that's a right triangle you idiot'

 

[glenferry23]

'that's a right triangle you idiot'

Is that a comment in relation to Kane's avatar? If so, I cannot like this enough

 

[Zach Package]

it is indeed

 

[timtamWB]

 

[lmach]

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill a Mockingbird", and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin... but what good does that do me?

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Mr. Burns: Ooooooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say hard cheese!

 

[Crows_United_FC]

Does anyone else like how The Simpsons have the regular storyline and the tree house of horror storyline??
No other cartoon does this, which is a brilliant idea! A character dies during a Horror ep. which doesn't affect their regular ep. character.

 

[Starburns_]

Does anyone else like how The Simpsons have the regular storyline and the tree house of horror storyline??
No other cartoon does this, which is a brilliant idea! A character dies during a Horror ep. which doesn't affect their regular ep. character.

I see your horror eps and raise you 5 whole seasons.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Superintendant Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: N-no.

 

[Starburns_]

Superintendant Chalmers: Good lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: N-no.

"Steamed hams."

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

"Steamed hams."

"And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."

Great scene, haha.

 

[Cruyff14]

The delivery of - At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is brilliant.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

The delivery of - At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is brilliant.

Really lame but I was looking at the punctuation for like five minutes trying to figure out a way to get the delivery in the text, hahaha. So well done. Has always been one of my favourite episodes as well.

 

[lmach]

The delivery of - At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is brilliant.

Followed by the brilliant;
"localised entirely within your kitchen?"
"yes."
"may I see it?"
"n-no."

Probably Skinner's best ever scene.

 

[BALKAN]

So let your children run wild and free, because as the old saying goes "let your children run wild and free"

 

[Crows_United_FC]

My favourite Simpsons character by far is Ralph Wiggum!!


Quote 1-
Skinner -"First academic alert...Ralph Wiggum"
Ralph - "Yay I won, I WON *Walks onto stage*
Skinner - "No no Ralph, this means you're failing English"
Ralph - "Me fail English?? That's unpossible.

Quote 2-
Ralph - "When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you principal Skinner"

Quote 3 - Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the babies looked at me."

Quote 4 - "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Quote 5 - *Uses computer* "I'm Learnding"


AHAHA oh Ralph, never change!!

 

[Crows_United_FC]

Willie - "lunch lady Doris, do you have any grease??
LLD - "Yes, Yes we do"
Willie " THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!
LLD - "Oke doke!

 

[Crows_United_FC]

"hit with stick, HIT WITH STICK, die Ya Bastard"

 

[lmach]

Ray Patterson: Here's your apology back, Mr Simpson, and I'm sorry we couldn't work this out.
Homer: Don't come off all high and mighty with me, Patterson. You can't scare me with your office and your desk and your lamp.
Ray Patterson: I'm not trying to scare you, I'm trying to get my work done.
Homer: Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Put on a big show for the cameras.
Ray Patterson: What cameras? Why are you still here?
Homer: I came to fight city hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, rattle a few cages.
[Homer rattles a bird cage]
Ray Patterson: Hey! Stop that!
Homer: You'll never silence me. I'm the last angry man, Patterson. A crusader for the little guy!
[Homer rattles the bird cage again]
Ray Patterson: Leave the bird alone!
Homer: Never!
Ray Patterson: Look, Simpson, I've been elected by the voters of this city 16 years in a row. So they must think I'm doing a damn good job.
Homer: You wanna know what I think?
Ray Patterson: No! Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent!
Homer: Oh! Well, we'll see about that!

Ray Patterson: Sorry I'm late, everyone. [accusingly to Homer]: Somebody tampered with my brakes.
Homer: Well then you should've been early.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, he got you there, Ray.
Ray Patterson: Oh, come on, people. This man has promised round-the-clock trash pickup, that's impossible.
Homer: Not if we hire more men, and my men'll do all your messy jobs. They'll wash your car, scrub your shower, air out your stinkables!
Ray Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Homer: Well you better turn up your hearing aid, Pops!
Ray Patterson: Pops? I'm only two years older than you.
Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
Ray Patterson: What button?! What the hell are you talking about?
Homer: [mocking] "W-w-w-what button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?!"