Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[The Big Sticks]

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Die you chalk faced goons!

 

[Crows_United_FC]

ZZZZZZZZZZAP

 

[Crows_United_FC]

Kirk - "I sleep in a racing car, do you??
Homer - "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
Kirk - oh..yeah.

 

[Crows_United_FC]

"That's a Paddlin"

 

[HugeJohnson]

Wiggum: Boys, Just because I'm the new police commissioner, don't think I've forgotten about you.
Lou, you're promoted to chief of police
Lou: sweet
Wiggum: and Eddy, you're promoted to Lou
Eddy: Nice, and uh, who's gonna be the new Eddy?
Wiggum: we don't need a new Eddy
Eddy: ....

 

[lmach]

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

 

[timtamWB]

Principal Skinner: For privacy's sake, let's just call her Lisa S... Wait that's too obvious, how about L. Simpson?

 

[crazyman27]

 

[glenferry23]

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

....go crazy?

Don't mind if I do!

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Captain Tennille: I'm a man of few words.... any questions?
Homer: Uh is the poop deck really what I think it is?
Captain Tennille: I like the cut of your jib
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain Tennille: Haha promote that man

 

[BALKAN]

Ray Patterson: Here's your apology back, Mr Simpson, and I'm sorry we couldn't work this out.
Homer: Don't come off all high and mighty with me, Patterson. You can't scare me with your office and your desk and your lamp.
Ray Patterson: I'm not trying to scare you, I'm trying to get my work done.
Homer: Oh, oh, oh, I get it. Put on a big show for the cameras.
Ray Patterson: What cameras? Why are you still here?
Homer: I came to fight city hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, rattle a few cages.
[Homer rattles a bird cage]
Ray Patterson: Hey! Stop that!
Homer: You'll never silence me. I'm the last angry man, Patterson. A crusader for the little guy!
[Homer rattles the bird cage again]
Ray Patterson: Leave the bird alone!
Homer: Never!
Ray Patterson: Look, Simpson, I've been elected by the voters of this city 16 years in a row. So they must think I'm doing a damn good job.
Homer: You wanna know what I think?
Ray Patterson: No! Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent!
Homer: Oh! Well, we'll see about that!

Has to be my all-time favourite scene.
I lose it everytime he rattles the cage

 

[timtamWB]

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done!

Homer: You say that so much that it's lost all meaning.

 

[Andre]

Homer Simpson: I wanna register to run for sanitation commissioner. And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this town.
Clerk: Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender.
Moe: Oh, jeez, there's always a line.

 

[Dagless]

 

[james brayshaw]

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"I don't want you stalking anyone tonight!"
"Oh ok have it your own way Marge"
"I'll be back in a minute, I'm going outside..... to stalk.... Lenny and Carl... Doh!"

 

[The Big Sticks]

 

[Dagless]

 

[glenferry23]

Da heck was that?

 

[Marlowe]

 

[glenferry23]

You handsome devil.

 

[Dagless]