Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

“Hey, Moe, how come you never got cable for the bar?”

“Well, it was either cable or the mechanical bull. I made my choice, and I stand by it.”

 

[Gibbsy]

What's that from?

From memory I think it's when Bart tells these Asian tourists where all the celebrity houses are, but he's just joking

"Hello Miss Barrymore!"

 

[BALKAN]

Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad, crummy guy who's going to jail, but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.
Bart: Mom, what if I can get this guy off the hook? Should I do it?
Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart... and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.

 

[Floor Pie]

 

[Cleavy]

From memory I think it's when Bart tells these Asian tourists where all the celebrity houses are, but he's just joking

"Hello Miss Barrymore!"

Father: "Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?"
Moe: "What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!"
Mother: "Sorry, Miss Barrymore."
Moe: "What?"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

What's that from?

Father: {Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?}
Moe: {What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!}
Mother: {Sorry, Miss Barrymore.}
Moe: {What?}

 

[Cruyff14]

Father: {Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?}
Moe: {What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!}
Mother: {Sorry, Miss Barrymore.}
Moe: {What?}

Er....

Father: "Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?"
Moe: "What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!"
Mother: "Sorry, Miss Barrymore."
Moe: "What?"

 

[Cleavy]

^^^^
"Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage."

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Barney: Man, you'd never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Well lets see now. What do you folks have here, huh? Hmmm.. a "Krusty Burger"... that doesn't sound to appetizing, what kinda stew do you have today?

 

[Kram]

Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
Homer: He's not lost.
Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig
offensive.

 

[Cruyff14]

Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
Homer: He's not lost.
Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig
offensive.

Great episode!

 

[lmach]

 

[Floor Pie]

Homer: No burning leaves without a permit!
Man: I've got one!
Homer: .. Too-late *runs away*

One of my favourite episodes!!
Homer the Vigilante

 

[Kram]

"Dad, don’t you see you’re abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you’re the police, who will police the police?”
“I dunno, Coast Guard?”

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Can't find a picture of the exact scene, but anyway.

Oh Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire; beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.

 

[Kram]

Well lets see now. What do you folks have here, huh? Hmmm.. a "Krusty Burger"... that doesn't sound to appetizing, what kinda stew do you have today?

Hey you jerk! Move your fanny!

 

[Handsuper47]

"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for.. for some kind of sanity."

 

[Toil83]

Homer: No burning leaves without a permit!
Man: I've got one!
Homer: .. Too-late *runs away*

One of my favourite episodes!!
Homer the Vigilante

My favourite from that episode is:

Homer: Dad. You've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man now, and old people are useless.

 

[Captain Awkward]

This is Kent Brockman with a special "live" report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent, John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live?... Penis!

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for ya."

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Stop it! Breath through your damn mouth!

 

[Cleavy]

Bart: Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Principal Skinner: Well, if by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!

 

[lmach]

Homer: Oh Lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house.

Smithers: It's them alright.

Marge: We're over here, Homey!

Lenny: Ohh something's wrong with its brakes!

 

[Floor Pie]