RunBurgundy
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We'll take the chairlift, it'll give us an eagle eye view of the area directly beneath the chairlift.
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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3
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We'll take the chairlift, it'll give us an eagle eye view of the area directly beneath the chairlift.
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Homer: Uh, they’re just snowmen, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we’re down!
Homer: What do we do??
Burns: Oh… wouldn’t you like to know.
There they are! Let me down here.
Sorry. There's no way off till we get to the top, and even then
it's sort of tricky.
Sorry. There's no way off till we get to the top, and even then
it's sort of tricky.
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