Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Byron_Clanger]

One of my favourite sequence of scenes ever

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Apologies for stinking up the thread for a second.



What the actual **** is this? Potentially the most cringe worthy thing I have ever seen. God I hate what this show has become.

 

[Kram]

Marge can you close your eyes, I am trying to sleep.

 

[Andre]

Owwwww, I'm seeing stars here!

No just one. Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hullaed" and "There Came the Court Order Carnegie Hall".

 

[Demonalke]

No just one. Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hullaed" and "There Came the Court Order Carnegie Hall".

Will the gambit pay off?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

And For gods sake put on some clothes

 

[Captain Awkward]

Chief Wiggum: If he was going to commit a crime, would he have invited the number one cop in town?

Now where did I put my gun?

Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

"1 o'clock, still just a potato..."

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

"Will I ever see you again?"
"Sure baby! Next meltdown..."

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Burns: Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I didn't know Shaun Hampson guest starred on the Simpsons.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I can loan you the money. However, since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance

 

[raven echo]

I can loan you the money. However, since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance

Gosh, Moe, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my head in?

 

[glenferry23]

"Baby made a boom boom!"

 

[lmach]

Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crumby old danish.

 

[moistie]

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Cleavy]

Rev. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house.
Well, come on! Use your imaginations!

 

[Kram]

She's like a Milk Dud Lis, sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.

 

[Demonalke]

Eh, A seagull took my sailor hat.

 

[Bosun]

Eh, A seagull took my sailor hat.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[lmach]

Eh, A seagull took my sailor hat.

Alright Simpson, I don't like you and you don't like me.
I like you.
Um, alright. You like me, but I don't like you.
Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.

 

[Righteo]

 

[lmach]

Recruiter: Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
Homer: There's a question that's crossed out.
Recruiter: Well... due to a recent presidential order, we're not allowed to
ask that particular question.
Homer: I think I can make it out! "Are you a homosex..."
Recruiter: For God's sake, don't answer that, I could go to jail!
Homer: But I'm not a...
[The Recruiter covers his ears and starts singing.]
Recruiter: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, I am not lis-ten-ing! La, la, la,
la, la...
[Recruiter exits]
Homer: Nice fella. I wonder if he's gay?