Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[deedog2]

Oh man! I'm really wired!...

 

[glenferry23]

Quiet Lisa. The dog is barking.

 

[Super Hans]

It sure does.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one? Here.

Hey...this is nice! ...No! No bribes!

Okay. You win. From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroin.

See that you do!

 

[Kram]

Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!

 

[Super Hans]

I'm sure it's been posted before, but still one of my favourite moments.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Kram]

Ah Pepe, go for the face Ah!

Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a 'gig'.

 

[Demonalke]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

“School’s out! Up yours, Krabappel!”

 

[Kram]

But I'm telling you, I didn't do anything!
I don't care..

Whaaaaaaa....... my glasses..

 

[Captain Awkward]

Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.

Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally! We're sick! We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs.

But the Springfield brigade was too brave to accept their surrender.

Come on, boys. Those white flags are no match for our muskets! Charge!

And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.

It's hard to see what's going on. I can only make out the fat soldiers.

All right, children. Switch

Hey, they're trying to learn for free!

Get them! Use your phony guns as clubs!

 

[Kram]

Begin breaking procedure!

 

[E92_]

 

[Kram]

Gosh that cheese looks good.. think I could grab it before that anvil hits?
Oh I dunno Chief.. it's a million to one.
I like those odds!

Owwh, my mistake was grabbing the cheese..

 

[raven echo]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies, but as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad wittle boy.

 

[Kram]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Birch Barlow: You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in Springfield. One; the bats in the public library. Two; Mrs. McFierly's compost heap. And three; our six-term mayor. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby.
Quimby: [listening on radio] Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

 

[moistie]

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[SSwans2011]

 

[Kram]

Well, very clever, Simpson, luring our bees to your sugar pile and selling them back to us at an inflated price.

Homer - Bees are on the what now?

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Kram]

I don’t need a card, you live in the room next to me.

Note, next year, order fewer cards.