Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[deedog2]

Kid: Where's he going?
Attendant: You remember that old Plymouth we couldn't fix?
Kid: We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?
Attendant: ... You're a dull boy Billy.

 

[iluvparis]

Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania!
Uter: I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!
Skinner: Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.

Soooooooo good!

 

[Super Hans]

Now are you gonna buy a wig, or ain't ya?

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Marlowe]

"This is even more painful than it looks."

 

[Super Hans]

Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But we've also expanded into other important areas. Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs. - what's her name?
Marge: Krabappel?
Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. They were naked in the closet together.
Marge: Oh, my goodness!
Homer: Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

 

[Kram]

Now are you gonna buy a wig, or ain't ya?

Everybody remember, we're parked under the sun sphere.

 

[lmach]

Those aren't the socks she came in with.

 

[Bosun]

Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....

Mayor Quimby: What is your ah question?

Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

"Let's never drink again"

 

[deedog2]

Krusty: 'Now, why do they call this a Urine Monkey?'

 

[Kram]

Yeah, yeah, I love Grimby.
Could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude? All right.

The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.

 

[Righteo]

Yeah, yeah, I love Grimby.
Could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude? All right.

The mummy's ready for his mystical journey.

Brilliant episode.

I think I play this clip about once a week.

 

[Marlowe]

"Pretty lame, Milhouse."

 

[Captain Awkward]

Announcer: Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.
Woman: I'd be terribly embarrassed if I were that boy's mother.
Announcer:Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

 

[Demonalke]

Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
Officer: OK, throw her in the hole.

Robot Scratchy: ARGH
Worker: I really wish they wouldn't scream

 

[Igloo]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Marge: [Reading letters] 'Third Notice,' 'Final Notice,' 'Some Guys are coming!' Hm what's this?, an invitation to our high-school reunion. Gee that's odd they didn't send one to you.

Homer: This is it Homer, it's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past... Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: Oh my god!

Homer: No the other secret... Marge, I never graduated from high school.

Marge: Well it still doesn't why you ate my soap, wait maybe it does.

Homer: I never passed remedial science IA.

Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?

Homer: Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnitian-tay!

Marge: What did you say?

Homer: I don't know. I flunked Latin too!

 

[Kram]

 

[Super Hans]

Don't call me that, Homer, it isn't Mr. Scorpion. It's Mr. Scorpio. But don't call me that either, call me Hank!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Mrs. Skinner: I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941 when "Good Housekeeping" featured a photo of a lovely cake.
Bart: You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?
Mrs. Skinner: Oh, my, no. I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake. At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.

Bart: Oh, can't I just turn the page for you?
Mrs. Skinner: No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
Bart: Okay ... that one.

Mrs. Skinner: You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!

 

[SSwans2011]

 

[lmach]

"I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way."

 

[moistie]

"I'll be back in a minute. I'm, going outside, to, stalk...Lenny and Karl."