Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Captain Awkward]

Hey guys, I was just wondering, what is everyone's favourite Simpsons song?

Mine would have to be "See My Vest" without a doubt. Couldn't find a video on the actual scene, just audio.

 

[Cruyff14]

I hate that.

And totally this.

 

[Cruyff14]

And here's the original. MONORAIL.

 

[Demonalke]

Hey guys, I was just wondering, what is everyone's favourite Simpsons song?

Too many to choose! they are like my children.

Classic

Always makes me laugh in typical Simpsons self-deprecation humour

 

[Cruyff14]

I hate the Stonecutters one too.

 

[Demonalke]

I hate the Stonecutters one too.

Good for you

 

[Cleavy]

MONO-D'OH!

 

[Demonalke]

Dammit, need to let other people have a go but Can, I play the piano anymore?

 

[Cruyff14]

Dr Zaius one is very good. Forgot about that.

 

[Demonalke]

Marley: Do you mind if I say a few words?
Burns: Oh me me me, I need all the attention just because it's my party aye........ ughhhhh
Marley: Please don't make me retire, my job is the only thing that keeps me alive. I never married and my dog is dead.
*band plays pop goes the weazel*

 

[iluvparis]

He came to life. Good for him!

(Love how that line is delivered).

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Marley: Do you mind if I say a few words?
Burns: Oh me me me, I need all the attention just because it's my party aye........ ughhhhh
Marley: Please don't make me retire, my job is the only thing that keeps me alive. I never married and my dog is dead.
*band plays pop goes the weazel*

 

[Kram]

“Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?”
“Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns.”

 

[Kram]

“I’m here for my free birthday sundae.”
“Eat it and get out.”

 

[Captain Awkward]

Homer: Hehehe, I did it. Second in line. And all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could've bought tickets from a scalper.
Homer: In theory, yes... Jerk.

Scalper: Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets.
Lady: That'll be $950,000 please.
Scalper: Look, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?
Lady: Sure.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

"I'm a well-wisher, in the sense that I wish you no specific harm."

.....

Homer: "We'll need code names. I'll be Cueball. Skinner can be 8-ball. Barney can be 12-ball, and Moe, you can be Cueball."
Moe: "You're an idiot."

 

[Demonalke]

*band plays pop goes the weazel*

Thinking about it, it is probably: For he's a jolly good fellow. You idiot!

 

[NinjaSwan]

Kirk: "You're letting me go?"
Cracker Factory Executive: "Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without"
Kirk: "So, that's it after 20 years? So long, good luck?"
Cracker Factory Executive: "I don't recall saying good luck"

 

[Kram]

Whoa! This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory.

 

[Super Hans]

We're Here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!

 

[Super Hans]

The PTA has disbanded!

No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

"Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?"
"Yes I am sure. Sure as sure can be."

"Oh my god, what happened to your fingers?
"Boating accident."
"I believe it was a boaking accident."

"I have to go now!"

 

[Super Hans]

The tooth chipper!

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Back then we didn’t care what anyone thought, and the chicks found that irresistible.

I think you’re cool, Homer Simpson.
Sandra, that was mean.

 

[Kram]

“What’s the name of this gastropod?”
“Simpson, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.”