The things bogans do and like

[4evablues]

Doing burnouts and shooting at each other

 

[Mofra]

I seriously think West End and VB are underrated, compared to the "accepted" stock standard beers like Cooper's Pale Ale and Carlton Draught. Would not class myself as or appear to be a bogan at all, either.

Given a choice I'd drink VB well before Carlton Draught.

Boags Draught as far as cheap stock beers go is far better than both.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

The ultimate bogan photo

 

[Gibbsy]

www.thingsboganslike.com ?

 

[imadodgyumpire]

They win gold in the women's javelin, at the commonwealth games.

 

[Kram]

Wear those stupid big Holden jackets.

 

[katana]

Post on internet footy forums.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Bogans don't really like UFC, they just like wearing it. Watching a bogan watch UFC, whenever it goes to the ground it becomes "****ta shit"

there's this one bloke in my area who drives a old black commordore sedan worth $500 with a Red "UFC" number plate. He also has a mullet and lots of kids

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

If my old cricket teammate's family is anything to go by:

• Cracking open the first Jack Daniels at 9 in the morning.
• Smoking while holding a small child.
• When that small child runs off, throwing a plastic toy cricket bat at it's legs to trip it up.
• Abusing people that say anything about said teammate, and then absolutely ripping into him.
• Making racist comments about the team of Sri Lankans we're playing.
• Asking culturally inappropriate questions of those Sri Lankans directly to their face.

That season was an eye opener.

 

[kanye_best]

wearing energy drink merchandise

 

[checkraiseulite]

Bogans don't really like UFC, they just like wearing it. Watching a bogan watch UFC, whenever it goes to the ground it becomes "****ta shit"

just spat up my breakfast. kudos.

 

[little graham]

Bogans are loyal, make good soldiers, never leave mates behind.

 

[Messenger]

The ultimate bogan photo

My God.

 

[kfc1]

Well if you can enjoy the intricacies and nuances of all aspects and styles of MMA than you are probably too reasonable to be a bogan.

As for the wearing, I've spent a lot of time around fighters, have coached and trained, semi-pro, they wear very little to none Tapout/UFC merchandise. It's a bogan thing.

Same reason bogans get sleeve tatts, neck tatts, cut their hair like dustin martin, give their kids rats tails - trying to look tough

 

[kfc1]

They like girls that drink Jack Daniels

Or girls that drive utes with "bitch" / "feral bitch" stickers

 

[Hipster Doofus]

They like girls that drink Jack Daniels

Underrated post

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Same reason bogans get sleeve tatts, neck tatts, cut their hair like dustin martin, give their kids rats tails - trying to look tough

Swear I saw Dustin Martin asking for a cigarette at Bassendean traino the other day

 

[DarwinRoo]

Swear incessantly. I was waiting for a bus once and this super bogan chick was across the road pushing a pram and she probably said the F word close to 20 times and she'd walked about the length of two houses.

 

[gaskin]

Seen this in the Bogan capital of WA- Rockingham. Bloke driving had a beer in his hand, half sleeve tattoo and a mullet.

 

[Good Bloke]

They love having loud arguments in the Main Street across the road from each other.

First bogan.....'Yer ****en come over here campaigner I'll ****en smash ya'

Other bogan.....'You ****en wait till my bother catches up with you, campaigner'

First bogan.....'I don't give a **** there wasn't even a gram there ya ****en dog campaigner'

Other bogan....'well come over here and I'll ****en smash ya'

First bogan....'when you least expect it campaigner we are gunna run through ya house'

Other Bogan.... Mrs now holding him with a dart in her gob 'keep goin mate I'll come over and cut ya ****en head off'

Then watch them get into a VK Commodore that has a racing steering wheel, UFC seat covers, plastic hub caps and a 'frequently sideways' sticker on the back window.

 

[SugarShane]

They win gold in the women's javelin, at the commonwealth games.

The like the hurdles too apparently.

 

[The_Reaper]

Seen this in the Bogan capital of WA- Rockingham. Bloke driving had a beer in his hand, half sleeve tattoo and a mullet.

Probably a Pom

 

[the_interloper]

Well if you can enjoy the intricacies and nuances of all aspects and styles of MMA than you are probably too reasonable to be a bogan.

As for the wearing, I've spent a lot of time around fighters, have coached and trained, semi-pro, they wear very little to none Tapout/UFC merchandise. It's a bogan thing.

I've always had a great idea for a Chaser's War on Everything type skit: send someone to an MMA gym clad fully in Tapout gear and UFC gloves and ask to take on anyone ha ha!

And I believe that people generally who train MMA and go to events are more middle class and above than boxing, the main reason being that boxing classes are way cheaper than BJJ apparently.

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

Use the following terms:

Facey
Beerey
Metrey

meaning:
Facebook
Beer
Metre, as in: a metre long fish, primarily a "barra" (barramundi), the bogan's fish of choice.

If you find yourself using these terms, give yourself an uppercut, ****en dickhead campaigner!

 

[Good Bloke]

Use the following terms:

Facey
Beerey
Metrey

meaning:
Facebook
Beer
Metre, as in: a metre long fish, primarily a "barra" (barramundi), the bogan's fish of choice.

If you find yourself using these terms, give yourself an uppercut, ****en dickhead campaigner!

A bogan with a barra is like feeding strawberries to pigs. A bogans barra is a carp out of some filthy lake that a cat wouldn't even get a meal out of it.