The things bogans do and like

[Jade's_]

Seemingly they like complaining about things other people like to do.

How dare someone like catching a fish...wont somebody please think of the children

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

You want classic quintessential bogan then take a trip out to the High Wycombe pub - f**king jesus

 

[Illinois Nazi]

You have a dog called Bosco(e).

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Use Thai ladies as a surrogate for their babies and then going missing when they realise there is something wrong with them

 

[Nostradumbass]

Is a stubby holder bogan territory?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Is a stubby holder bogan territory?

Only if it's an Australian flag or has **** off were full on it.

 

[gaskin]

Is a stubby holder bogan territory?

No. A stubby holder is a must in summer unless you either like warm beer or you drink it in 30 seconds.

 

[edgie]

No. A stubby holder is a must in summer unless you either like warm beer or you drink it in 30 seconds.

Bogans like to smash em down in 30 seconds or less #neknominate



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[Nostradumbass]

One of my cousins is a bogan. He's a chippy, would do anything for you. The only problem is he never turns up when he says he will do something for you.

 

[i am a logo]

I bet if bogan meant anything other than white this thread would be considered racist

 

[Silent Alarm]

They like girls that drink Jack Daniels

I reckon this is underrated and the true face of the modern bogan. Bogans don't really drink beer anymore. Beers traditionally for labourers, your VBs and West Ends and Emu Export, are drank by uni students and young punks because they're cheap and there's a weird anti-trend to the whole thing. Sports in WA were so big two years ago, I swear the price went up simply because of that demographic change. The bogan now drinks Jim Beam and Jack Daniels – they like something sweet. Go to any low income suburb and it won't be empty slabs disintegrating near the bins, it'll be something sweet and with coke pre-mixed into it.

Labourers still drink beers I'd say, but the a-typical bogan and The New Age Bogan both drink that horrible, saccharine shit. Clive Martin waxes lyrical about the downfall of the British man; that's the downfall of Australia right there.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Probably a Pom

10/10 call. The people most commonly sporting southern cross tatts are almost never coming from the post-WW2 migration wave, but they're sons or grandkids at most of ****ing poms. Any train en route to Glory games was packed full of broad accents and typically bogan behaviour; shit tatts, xenophobic chat, being loud and pissed and sweary on public transport...

 

[Gough]

I was thinking about unleashing my inner boge and going to see Cold Chisel at the post Clipsal concert, but upon further consultation decided that it would be too ghastly for words and I can hear it from my house anyway.

 

[chargers 09]

I reckon this is underrated and the true face of the modern bogan. Bogans don't really drink beer anymore. Beers traditionally for labourers, your VBs and West Ends and Emu Export, are drank by uni students and young punks because they're cheap and there's a weird anti-trend to the whole thing. Sports in WA were so big two years ago, I swear the price went up simply because of that demographic change. The bogan now drinks Jim Beam and Jack Daniels – they like something sweet. Go to any low income suburb and it won't be empty slabs disintegrating near the bins, it'll be something sweet and with coke pre-mixed into it.

Labourers still drink beers I'd say, but the a-typical bogan and The New Age Bogan both drink that horrible, saccharine shit. Clive Martin waxes lyrical about the downfall of the British man; that's the downfall of Australia right there.

I think you look to deeply into what people drink and how that identifies them.

 

[Gough]

I think you look to deeply into what people drink and how that identifies them.

Any man who drinks Breezers or any other brightly coloured drinks is sexually suspect in my view.

 

[kanye_best]

Any man who drinks Breezers or any other brightly coloured drinks is sexually suspect in my view.

anyone who says they don't enjoy the taste of breezers or cruisers is lying.
but if your aim is to get drunk then you'd probably end up a diabetic with the amount of sugar you'd be consuming.

 

[Slax]

anyone who says they don't enjoy the taste of breezers or cruisers is lying.
but if your aim is to get drunk then you'd probably end up a diabetic with the amount of sugar you'd be consuming.

Don't like soft drinks per say and don't like breezers, etc. I prefer a nice single malt on ice or straight.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Have just returned from Bali after a reluctant trip there for a mates wedding.

Bali Bogans are the worst. These wastes of w*nk really are nothing but pimples on the arse of humanity. Some of the scum I cam across had to be seen to be believed. Out of everywhere I've travelled, the Australian Bali Bogan is easily the most putrid example of human kind I have ever seen.

What defines a Bali bogan:

A false sense of entitlement - they seem to think they can order everyone around them to do what they want them to do. They think their shit smells like roses.

A tendency to do nothing but complain or whinge about the way things are done.

A tendency to breed in large numbers

Sleeves of horrible tattoos

A tendency to be overly hypertrophic - probably linked to a heavy amount of steroid use. And they do this weird thing where they deliberately stand around posing with a tensed bent arm all the time.

A typical example:

On the flight to Bali, this absolute waste of w*nk obviously "off his swing" from the mines, covered in hideously bad tattoos, wearing a wife beater and an energy drink hat, along with with his butt-ugly feral wife and baby spent the whole plane trip calling the flight attendants "Clietus", thinking it was funny, and proceeded to order Bintang after Bintang and somehow got drunk off it (everyone knows that there is no way Bintang is 4.6% alcohol - its impossible to get drunk off it - try it and see). When the flight attendants didn't turn up to take another order on his demand, they started whinging to the point of taking the name of the poor Indonesian flight attendant and complaining - he's probably out of a job now. His baby waled the whole trip over. Ear piercing screams. But all they did was laugh about it whenever anyone looked over. A chinese couple behind me turned on the light to read. When they did this he launched into a tirade of racial abuse, "can you understand English. You're waking me baby mate" and going on and on yelling "same, same but different hahahah".

Seriously, its scum like this that justifies selective breeding. There is absolutely no benefit to them being alive.

 

[edgie]

I reckon this is underrated and the true face of the modern bogan. Bogans don't really drink beer anymore. Beers traditionally for labourers, your VBs and West Ends and Emu Export, are drank by uni students and young punks because they're cheap and there's a weird anti-trend to the whole thing. Sports in WA were so big two years ago, I swear the price went up simply because of that demographic change. The bogan now drinks Jim Beam and Jack Daniels – they like something sweet. Go to any low income suburb and it won't be empty slabs disintegrating near the bins, it'll be something sweet and with coke pre-mixed into it.

Labourers still drink beers I'd say, but the a-typical bogan and The New Age Bogan both drink that horrible, saccharine shit. Clive Martin waxes lyrical about the downfall of the British man; that's the downfall of Australia right there.

What exactly is a labourer and how is it not possible a bogan can also be a labourer?

What you may be defining as labourer I think I would refer to as regular Aussie blokes, and yes they drink tap beer or mixed spirits in pubs whilst bogans only drink anything with a label they can't read (especially the pregnancy and responsible consumption parts)




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[the_interloper]

Have just returned from Bali after a reluctant trip there for a mates wedding.

Bali Bogans are the worst. These wastes of w*nk really are nothing but pimples on the arse of humanity. Some of the scum I cam across had to be seen to be believed. Out of everywhere I've travelled, the Australian Bali Bogan is easily the most putrid example of human kind I have ever seen.

What defines a Bali bogan:

A false sense of entitlement - they seem to think they can order everyone around them to do what they want them to do. They think their shit smells like roses.

A tendency to do nothing but complain or whinge about the way things are done.

A tendency to breed in large numbers

Sleeves of horrible tattoos

A tendency to be overly hypertrophic - probably linked to a heavy amount of steroid use. And they do this weird thing where they deliberately stand around posing with a tensed bent arm all the time.

A typical example:

On the flight to Bali, this absolute waste of w*nk obviously "off his swing" from the mines, covered in hideously bad tattoos, wearing a wife beater and an energy drink hat, along with with his butt-ugly feral wife and baby spent the whole plane trip calling the flight attendants "Clietus", thinking it was funny, and proceeded to order Bintang after Bintang and somehow got drunk off it (everyone knows that there is no way Bintang is 4.6% alcohol - its impossible to get drunk off it - try it and see). When the flight attendants didn't turn up to take another order on his demand, they started whinging to the point of taking the name of the poor Indonesian flight attendant and complaining - he's probably out of a job now. His baby waled the whole trip over. Ear piercing screams. But all they did was laugh about it whenever anyone looked over. A chinese couple behind me turned on the light to read. When they did this he launched into a tirade of racial abuse, "can you understand English. You're waking me baby mate" and going on and on yelling "same, same but different hahahah".

Seriously, its scum like this that justifies selective breeding. There is absolutely no benefit to them being alive.

Lol, good post. And these bogans are probably the same campaigners who say "get out of our country if you don't speak the language" and wouldn't bother learning a word of Indonesian before they leave.

 

[gaskin]

anyone who says they don't enjoy the taste of breezers or cruisers is lying.
but if your aim is to get drunk then you'd probably end up a diabetic with the amount of sugar you'd be consuming.

I hate breezers and cruisers but I am not really a fan of sweet things as it is but those are just way over the top sweet.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

How can anyone with pubes and a hair on their chest say that Breezers taste good? You've got to be kidding me. They are awful. Give me a nice beer any day.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Lol, good post. And these bogans are probably the same campaigners who say "get out of our country if you don't speak the language" and wouldn't bother learning a word of Indonesian before they leave.

They way they look down and treat the locals is disgusting. The biggest hypocrites. Funny thing is when they are old, sad and lonely, the first place they turn to for love and affection are the women of these places. Pieces. Of. Shit.

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel...ustralians-at-their-worst-20140603-39ghm.html

 

[kanye_best]

How can anyone with pubes and a hair on their chest say that Breezers taste good? You've got to be kidding me. They are awful. Give me a nice beer any day.

beer is the only alcoholic bevvy that i actually drink to enjoy, as opposed drink with the aim of getting plastered.
however i also have a big sweet tooth and enjoy a breezer if they are available. also like midori. and i have pubes on my chest.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

beer is the only alcoholic bevvy that i actually drink to enjoy, as opposed drink with the aim of getting plastered.
however i also have a big sweet tooth and enjoy a breezer if they are available. also like midori. and i have pubes on my chest.

Purely out of interest, how old are you?