The Thread About Nothing - PART 2 OPEN

[Bazzar]

Assume it's a lie and you will be right every time.

As Tom Waits said - I never tell the truth so how can i tell a lie.

 

[tugga]

As Tom Waits said - I never tell the truth so how can i tell a lie.

Zacchary.
And for the record, I am not declaring my political bias at all. All politicians are liars. Most anyway.

 

[wart101]

Martin is looking fit as ****, and vlaustin will be the net reccutio not martin.

In the mean time, lets listen to 90's grunge...

 

[captain blood 17]

And yes Wart, after some soothing grunge, here's some poetry from Arnie for our more unenlightended Tigerites

 

[captain blood 17]

And after that sweet, sweet poetry session, here is some topical theme music which Mick Malthouse will be calling for, after a rampaging RIchmond team destroys them.

 

[DrMike]

We're almost at 2k posts in this thread, time for a new one?

 

[captain blood 17]

We're almost at 2k posts in this thread, time for a new one?

Let's keep this sucker rolling Mike. Why stop at 2k when we can go 5,000.

 

[Groupie_]

We're almost at 2k posts in this thread, time for a new one?

What's the limit? Just kill it in here until we get to the max posts

 

[Laffy2Chaffey2Daffy]

As it happens Overrun by Zombies is 1001-1 but an Asteroid armageddon is only 51-1 Alien Invasion at 501-1 is worth a few bucks.

Worth a dabble at those odds. I've made my house as zombie proof as possible, I hope centrebet has so I can collect.

 

[Heisenberg_]

What's the limit? Just kill it in here until we get to the max posts

I know on the old software 1000 posts was the limit but as far as I'm aware no limits with this one, a lot bigger threads kicking about then this one.

 

[Groupie_]

I know on the old software 1000 posts was the limit but as far as I'm aware no limits with this one, a lot bigger threads kicking about then this one.

Keep it going forever?

 

[mellowyellow]

Im posting in here for posterity's sake where my great grandchildren can look on fondly at grand-pa-pa's ramblings ...

 

[Frank Grimes]

I don't want to start a thread about this because trolls will be like bees to honey if I do. But which supporter base do you think is afraid of Richmond of winning the flag?

From the impression I get it appears to be the saints supporters. I don't know why exactly, but I will be guessing it's because they have been so close to it recently and it will just rile them that a club who has had a finals drought for so long to rise up and win it.

The other clubs which will probably come a close second/third would be Carlton and Melbourne. I think mainly because after so many years on the bottom and then thinking they surpassed us it will be a bit humiliating if we rise up and win it before they do.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

I don't want to start a thread about this because trolls will be like bees to honey if I do. But which supporter base do you think is afraid of Richmond of winning the flag?

From the impression I get it appears to be the saints supporters. I don't know why exactly, but I will be guessing it's because they have been so close to it recently and it will just rile them that a club who has had a finals drought for so long to rise up and win it.

The other clubs which will probably come a close second/third would be Carlton and Melbourne. I think mainly because after so many years on the bottom and then thinking they surpassed us it will be a bit humiliating if we rise up and win it before they do.

In order

1 . Carlton by a country mile - they took the easy option we didn't
2. Saints - your on the money because of the time issue since their last flag
3. Melbourne - same reason as above and just pipped by Saints supporters because it is actually realistic that St Kilda could win a flag in the next 20 years where Melbourne can't especially after the AFL take away there next 2 -3 years of draft picks off them for taking the easy option like the Tankers.
4. Freo - they have no silverware at all and compare their time in the league with ours since they joined.
5. Essendon - most Essendon are dirty on themselves with the way they treated Matty Knights and have nearly sent themselves broke with the useless Hird and Thompson combination. Because of the Knights Richmond connection they'd vomit in their own mouths if we won a flag before them.
6. Hawthorne - not only did we poach Dimma who truley got them up for their last flag and if you don't believe me watch their last grand final appearance and tell me they are not spewing that he was not able to be with and address the players on match day but deep down every Hawthorn supporter was spewing that we picked up Tambling before they could take him with pick 5 that year. Granted they only were spewing for 5 months till they saw Buddy play but it was a very bitter 5 months for them and they have long memories.
7. West Coast - John Worsfold has a massive vagina and it is no coincidence that the one club that had a major recreational drug culture also had a qualified chemist coaching them. Other than Justin Charles Richmond players do not take drugs and West Coast supporters despise this and would hate to see us win a flag. On top of this they tanked and they are a piece of sh&t club.
8. Collingwood - I watched them train once and noticed at the end of the session that the players were handed 8kg bags of ice so they could ice their vaginas they are so soft. Gary Pert is on the money about the ice problem at his club 45 players at 8 Kilos each that is a sh$tload of ice. Their supporters are into incest and their coach hugged his coach and cried after they lost 2 flags in a row to later back stab him and take his job.
9. Western Bulldogs - The Bulldogs fans are not as into the time period reason since their last flag as much as Melbourne and The Saints flogs but in 1982 David Smorgan as a younger man went on Safari in Africa and shot 2 Beautiful Bangual Tigers and killed them dead. It was cool back then but 5 years later he got the guilts and got really depressed about it. Instead of supporting the Tigers he just got angrier and angrier with them including building a deep seeded hate for our football club. He has installed this hate on mass in evey speech he has ever given to the Bulldog masses and because he is the money man for the club they embrace it. Weak as piss I know but true story I am not exaggerating !
10. North Melbourne - they hate us because James Bradshaw is a trans and they desperately want to win a flag before us before he catches something and passes away.
11. Adelaide Crows - they are pretty relaxed about Richmonds improvement but as a club they still like to video our games themselves and turn them into the Match Review Panel. I have spoken to alot of Crows supporters that are ashamed of this and are real pro Richmond since it happened. Before round one a lot of crows supporters have organised to do a mass nudy run around Aami stadium with their willys tucked between their legs like Buffalo Bill did on Silence of The Lambs in support of Jake King and how poorly the club acted rolling over on him. They will do the same against Sydney when they meet them.
12. Sydney - speaking of Buffalo Bill is it just me or does John Longmire look like he wears eye liner. Sydney supporters aren't bad and don't hate us too much. They just hate Mitch Morton because he Seagulled a Premiership Medallion off of Benny McGlynn.
13. Brisbane - Crazy Vossy has the entire state just focused on making the 8 next year and they are all contributing in different ways. Their supporters are not fussed about us winning a flag at all as long as it is not in the same year that they win one if that makes sense. I heard Vossy has the boys training on Xmas day and Boxing Day because Brett Kirk is a hippy.
14. Geelong - they have just been too good the last 7 or 8 years for us to even matter to them. We have been so much of a rabble compared to this club their supporters don't even know who we are and when Chris Scott mentions us no one understands what he is saying because he has a lisp.
15. Port Adelaide - not to fussed about us or anyone for that matter. Most Port supporters deep down really know that they won't have a club to support in 2-3 years so they don't give a toss.
16. Gold Coast Suns - Queenslanders can't even follow the most basic of road rules like how to merge without slowing down to 70 ks an hour on a fuuikimg 110k an hour motorway or how to navigate round abouts. How are they going to be smart enough to read a footy almanac to find out we haven't won a flag in 33 years . They are too busy in the Gold Coast sunning their balls on the beach or holding up convenience stores .
17. GWS Giants - Kevin Sheedy - Leon Cameron - Craig Lambert - GWS supporters really support Richmond , they just don't know it .

 

[Groupie_]

I don't want to start a thread about this because trolls will be like bees to honey if I do. But which supporter base do you think is afraid of Richmond of winning the flag?

From the impression I get it appears to be the saints supporters. I don't know why exactly, but I will be guessing it's because they have been so close to it recently and it will just rile them that a club who has had a finals drought for so long to rise up and win it.

The other clubs which will probably come a close second/third would be Carlton and Melbourne. I think mainly because after so many years on the bottom and then thinking they surpassed us it will be a bit humiliating if we rise up and win it before they do.

Bummers fans. Very jealous bunch. Their club is dull and boring and so are their supporters.

They won't be able to hack it if we win a flag.

 

[Bazzar]

Tanking pricks, Bombers and Hawks in that order. I dont think the others realy give a toss.

 

[wart101]

In order

1 . Carlton by a country mile - they took the easy option we didn't
2. Saints - your on the money because of the time issue since their last flag
3. Melbourne - same reason as above and just pipped by Saints supporters because it is actually realistic that St Kilda could win a flag in the next 20 years where Melbourne can't especially after the AFL take away there next 2 -3 years of draft picks off them for taking the easy option like the Tankers.
4. Freo - they have no silverware at all and compare their time in the league with ours since they joined.
5. Essendon - most Essendon are dirty on themselves with the way they treated Matty Knights and have nearly sent themselves broke with the useless Hird and Thompson combination. Because of the Knights Richmond connection they'd vomit in their own mouths if we won a flag before them.
6. Hawthorne - not only did we poach Dimma who truley got them up for their last flag and if you don't believe me watch their last grand final appearance and tell me they are not spewing that he was not able to be with and address the players on match day but deep down every Hawthorn supporter was spewing that we picked up Tambling before they could take him with pick 5 that year. Granted they only were spewing for 5 months till they saw Buddy play but it was a very bitter 5 months for them and they have long memories.
7. West Coast - John Worsfold has a massive vagina and it is no coincidence that the one club that had a major recreational drug culture also had a qualified chemist coaching them. Other than Justin Charles Richmond players do not take drugs and West Coast supporters despise this and would hate to see us win a flag. On top of this they tanked and they are a piece of sh&t club.
8. Collingwood - I watched them train once and noticed at the end of the session that the players were handed 8kg bags of ice so they could ice their vaginas they are so soft. Gary Pert is on the money about the ice problem at his club 45 players at 8 Kilos each that is a sh$tload of ice. Their supporters are into incest and their coach hugged his coach and cried after they lost 2 flags in a row to later back stab him and take his job.
9. Western Bulldogs - The Bulldogs fans are not as into the time period reason since their last flag as much as Melbourne and The Saints flogs but in 1982 David Smorgan as a younger man went on Safari in Africa and shot 2 Beautiful Bangual Tigers and killed them dead. It was cool back then but 5 years later he got the guilts and got really depressed about it. Instead of supporting the Tigers he just got angrier and angrier with them including building a deep seeded hate for our football club. He has installed this hate on mass in evey speech he has ever given to the Bulldog masses and because he is the money man for the club they embrace it. Weak as piss I know but true story I am not exaggerating !

To be continued ......

These parts made me LOL

 

[Frank Grimes]

Anyway it's a few days away but Merry Christmas fellow tigers supporters. I will provide a link to a typical Christmas for a family of Collingwood supporters. Enjoy

 

[RichoLedio]

Would love to see HAD's reaction to a Tigers Premiership, has anyone seen anything from him since the GF?

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

These parts made me LOL

More to come . I will have a few Richard Gears before I do the rest .

 

[wart101]

Look at the run on this guy, i seriously hope we see this in 2013!

 

[Heisenberg_]

Would love to see HAD's reaction to a Tigers Premiership, has anyone seen anything from him since the GF?

He made a bet I think about posting on BF based on Hawthorn winning such was his confidence they had it in the bag.
Another club supporters that wouldn't be able to handle Richmond winning despite having very little supporters is North Melbourne, especially if they don't get one with the group they have ATM. They are the most one eyed biased group of supporters on BF and are convinced they are way more advanced then every other club around the same stage of development they are.

 

[3rdManUp]

I've only ever lurked around this site during footy season. Do Richmond get this kind of attention on the main board during most pre seasons? In light of all the main scandals and what not at other clubs we are somehow consistently bitched about and take swipes from other teams. Where does the BF chip on shoulder come from? Are they secretly in love with us like a 7 year old boy pulling the hair of the really pretty girl?

 

[3rdManUp]

Longest. Pre season. Ever

 

[Rustof]

I've only ever lurked around this site during footy season. Do Richmond get this kind of attention on the main board during most pre seasons? In light of all the main scandals and what not at other clubs we are somehow consistently bitched about and take swipes from other teams. Where does the BF chip on shoulder come from? Are they secretly in love with us like a 7 year old boy pulling the hair of the really pretty girl?

It's not uncommon to see at least half the main board's first page Richmond related.