The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

[Carlos]

12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!

11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.

10. Feel the force!

9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.

8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!

7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.

6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!

5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass.

4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.

3. When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?

2. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

1. Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master?

 

[PeteLX]

pffffft! Very good!

 

[daicos4ever]

Yoda, you dirty dog

gotta love the ''sheild over my saber" remark

 

[SeinDude]

Yep, very good!! LOL!!

Cheers!!
SeinDude

 

[iceman]

Funny stuff

 

[Richie Benaud]

Super jokes that, really funny stuff!

 

[The Ewok]

On the same theme

Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Jerking Off

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
1. Test Firing the Death Star

 

[lioness]

LOL that's a classic.

 

[Carlos]

Originally posted by The Ewok
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

Farking GOLD!!

 

[Dan26]

You've got to love Yoda.

 

[Bluey]

Get me some tape! My sides! OWWWW!

 

[jod23]

LMAO!!! Classic.