There's a few things you should know about me...

[HugeJohnson]

1. I can WIPE MY OWN BUTT
2. my SHOE size is 11
3. I DON'T Iike WEARING SUNGLASSES
4. IM COOKED

WHAT ARE SOME THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU? My friends

 

[Marklar_33]

 

[IQ3]

 

[BotsMaster]

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
Spaghetti's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

 

[Marklar_33]

NOOOO!

There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already!

 

[Quivorir]

Not just a spaghetti though, mom's spaghetti!

 

[exe ex machina]

I only tell lies...and that's the truth

 

[Big Bryza]

1. I can WIPE MY OWN BUTT
2. my SHOE size is 11
3. I DON'T Iike WEARING SUNGLASSES
4. IM COOKED

WHAT ARE SOME THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU? My friends

Jury is out on no.1

 

[raskolnikov]

I killed an old pawnbroker with an axe and when her sister showed up unexpectedly I killed her too.

 

[Procrastinator35]

yvviD

 

[worbod]

I know somebody who once saw Travis Cloke kick a football between two goalposts.

 

[BALKAN]

I know somebody who once saw Travis Cloke kick a football between two goalposts.

Were they a frequent VFL attendee?

 

[Adzam]

I know somebody who once saw Travis Cloke kick a football between two goalposts.

Get out of here with your lies!!!!!

 

[GWBogan]

1. I can WIPE MY OWN BUTT
2. my SHOE size is 11
3. I DON'T Iike WEARING SUNGLASSES
4. IM COOKED

WHAT ARE SOME THINGS WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU? My friends

Do you have a huge Johnson?

 

[ioppolo]

Do you have a huge Johnson?

Frequent catch ups with crooked girth.

 

[Gough]

I killed an old pawnbroker with an axe and when her sister showed up unexpectedly I killed her too.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Perth gal]

I shot the sheriff.

But i didn't shoot the deputy.

 

[little graham]

I fought the law and the law didn't win.

 

[worbod]

Were they a frequent VFL attendee?

Or possibly under 15s.