Society & Culture Things only maggots do

[ThePezDispenser]

No one likes a maggot of a bloke. So I'll start to list the things that make you a maggot.

1. You piss on the toilet seat (Why aren't you using the urinal anyway?)
2. You leave the tap on in the Public toilets
3. You push in line when lining up for beer

What do the GD people think makes a maggot?

 

[Roos4eva]

The little shits are a threat to pets and cattle, that's what.

 

[carltonblue]

Maggots generally complain all the time. They tend to make threads complaining about other maggots and complaining about maggot acts at the gym.

 

[centrelink1]

Maggots would save us in the event of a zombie apocalypse. True story.

 

[WAG]

Maggots eat any type of food and dead bodies, that's about it. Bleach alone will NOT kill them. Use boiling water; then the bleach. Do not leave any food out of your fridge or you'll have a nursery of baby maggots. If you have a garbage disposal use it and put any the left overs in there or feed stray animals.


If your food is rotting throw it away before its infested with maggots....that's the last thing you need just make sure you follow these rules and you'll be fine.
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[Bulldog Joe]

I thought they umpired the footy and used to be dressed in white

 

[ThePezDispenser]

Maggots would save us in the event of a zombie apocalypse. True story.

Please elaborate.

CB - You must be one of them

 

[Histrionics]

I thought they umpired the footy and used to be dressed in white

No that's Margetts

 

[rayven]

At a Powderfinger concert some fat drunk chick was trying to get closer and couldnt, so she took a running jump to try and get threw, the contents of a JW can she had was worn by half a dozen, she retreated when some chicks started abusing her and some guys in the squash started diggin thier elbows into her ribs!

I suspect there is actualy maggots down there!

 

[Invigoration]

Ensure I catch heaps of Gars

 

[centrelink1]

Please elaborate.

CB - You must be one of them

Swatting flies away from our eyes, and having an immune system, is all that keeps humans from being infested with maggots. Zombies don't swat flies away, nor do they have an immune system. Thus, maggots infesting zombies, kills them.

 

[Ron]

Ensure I catch heaps of Gars

Yes true, great for Gar. But they should be called gents when fishing.

 

[thurmanmunson]

1) Listen to bands like Powderfinger and Kings Of Leon
2) Wear metrosexual designer clothes

 

[Allbetsroff]

Maggots eat any type of food and dead bodies, that's about it. Bleach alone will NOT kill them. Use boiling water; then the bleach. Do not leave any food out of your fridge or you'll have a nursery of baby maggots. If you have a garbage disposal use it and put any the left overs in there or feed stray animals.


If your food is rotting throw it away before its infested with maggots....that's the last thing you need just make sure you follow these rules and you'll be fine.
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[fryingpan]

1) Listen to bands like Powderfinger and Kings Of Leon
2) Wear metrosexual designer clothes

So every footy player is a maggot then? That's just personal taste, not what maggots do, idiot.

For me, it's guys who mouth of for no reason whatsoever. Possibly guys like the above poster who seem to get angry when people wear different clothes, have different hair, wear different sunnies etc etc. Keep your thoughts to yourself and stop being a ****in twat.

Also, pushing in line at a club shits me to tears.

People who speed.

 

[GPW1]

wear number 50

 

[Schulzenfest]

No that's Margetts

Lol'ed.