Pets Things that please me

[Igloo]

Chocolate coated butternut snap biscuits.

Best biscuit ever am very addicted.

Chocolate coated scotch fingers are better

 

[Quivorir]

Quivorir, our friend Jock got a red card.

How tragic.

I know. GD is now boring.

 

[Cruyff14]

 

[Jonesy10]

Bruce Springsteen touring.
Getting front row Nick Cave tickets.

 

[SugarShane]

The KFC Double burger. Can't get it inside of me quick enough.

 

[Quivorir]

This gif pleases me.

 

[d0gs]

The thought of slamming down a few VB's tonight. Love it.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Work Christmas party tonight. Going to make a mess of it.

 

[Cruyff14]

Work Christmas party tonight. Going to make a mess of it.

Be sure to post on here when you get home.

 

[Quivorir]

The thought of slamming down a few VB's tonight. Love it.

Ill save you some money and come piss in a glass for free if you like.

The thought of slamming some Jim Beam tonight is nice though, especially after a long time of drinking beer, its like a new drink to me!

 

[Quivorir]

Work Christmas party tonight. Going to make a mess of it.

Had my the missus' work party two weeks ago, some pub thing accross the road from Etihad was booked out, free piss, basically my own Sweedish butler giving me an endless supply of free beer. Was absolutely smashed.

 

[d0gs]

Ill save you some money and come piss in a glass for free if you like.

The thought of slamming some Jim Beam tonight is nice though, especially after a long time of drinking beer, its like a new drink to me!

Could say the same to you about Jim Beam haha, never liked that shit.

Great night for alcohol in general.

 

[Quivorir]

Lol. Indeed it is.

 

[The Dice Man]

Friday arvo finishing work at midday when it's 1 degree, going home to drink Irish coffees.

 

[NSWCROW]

Sleeping any longer than 5 hours without having to get up for a piss

 

[I bleed Blue]

Be sure to post on here when you get home.

Got home at 07:30.

Just woke up and feel like death.

 

[zimma]

Finding a pair of shorts I actually like... Now to go blind people with the whiteness of my legs.

 

[NSWCROW]

Sleeping any longer than 5 hours without having to get up for a piss

oh
Missed the " PETS " part......

 

[Igloo]

Finding a pair of shorts I actually like...

This is a very hard task. Congrats on finding a good pair.

 

[MarcusP2]

Work Christmas party tonight. Going to make a mess of it.

Must've been the standard night for work parties last night.

 

[Xtreme]

Ordered something friday, wasn't sure how fast i would get it next week, i presumed wednesday - thursday taking the fact that i ordered it on friday and unsure of if it would still still pass through the delivery system over the weekend. It's already in Australia and i will hopefully get it tomorrow, or Tuesday at the latest.

I have ordered things via Fed Ex on a friday previously and they would get stuck in delivery hell over the weekend. So the fact that i will be getting my item earlier than expected is very pleasing to me.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Going to a gig, getting drunk, coming home and getting my ass r*ped in Gears of War 3 by an 11 year old that had sex with my mum.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Going to a gig, getting drunk, coming home and getting my arse r*ped in Gears of War 3 by an 11 year old that had sex with my mum.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

tennis opposition forfeiting
my body was ****ed from playing cricket ysterday and they were a good team so we get full points

 

[Xtreme]

Going to a gig, getting drunk, coming home and getting my arse r*ped in Gears of War 3 by an 11 year old that had sex with my mum.

Those kids have been around since the original Gears of War, so hilarious with their pip squeak voices hurling out so much abuse.