Pets Things that please me

[Cruyff14]

Mighty Max!?

You know it!

 

[Simple Jack]

Probably should have named him Jarryd to be historically accurate

 

[Quivorir]

This pleases me.

 

[The Passenger]

am i the only one who thinks missing missy is one of the funniest things you'll ever read

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

 

[Cruyff14]

am i the only one who thinks missing missy is one of the funniest things you'll ever read

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Literally lolled a lot reading this, I have seen things similar to this before I think. Do you know of them?

Hilarious!

 

[Igloo]

am i the only one who thinks missing missy is one of the funniest things you'll ever read

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

My favourite work of David Thorne is Matthews party

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

In tears every time I read it.

 

[Cruyff14]

My favourite work of David Thorne is Matthews party

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

In tears every time I read it.

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

 

[Simple Jack]

am i the only one who thinks missing missy is one of the funniest things you'll ever read

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Hahahahaha.

'fine, that'll have to do.'

 

[Quivorir]

David Thorne is brilliant.

 

[Papa Juggs]

This is the best laugh I've had in weeks. Thanks Missy

 

[Smoooothy]

david thorne is so 2010 - but he's still fresh as a daisy. love his work

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Oh **** you whoever linked to the Missing Missy story, I'm in class at the moment trying to restrain myself from having fits of laughter in a dead-silent computer lab. I'm losing the struggle.

Haven't read David Thorne in aaaaaaaages. So, so great. The spider drawing will never get old.

 

[Cruyff14]

http://www.27bslash6.com/roz.html hahahaha

 

[The Passenger]

The spider drawing will never get old.

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

quality

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Holy ****** lol at the very end when he puts a red hat on the cat. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew it was a mistake to go back for more, getting so many odd looks.

 

[Cruyff14]

Holy ****** lol at the very end when he puts a red hat on the cat. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I knew it was a mistake to go back for more, getting so many odd looks.

That whole exchange is epic. The lost poster LOL

I thought this one was good as well

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html

 

[treefingers]

"You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work"

 

[rayven]

This old guy nearly 85 up the road has been told by two mechanics his car has a blown head gasket that will take over a thousand to fix. Guy use to be in the royal navy as a apprentice diesel mechanic until he jumped ship in Melbourne about 60 years ago. By the time immigration caught up with him he had a good job,was allowed to stay.

I believed him when he said it wasn't behaving like a head gasket. so we went for a drive and it seemed more like a blockage. So over the last three days we've been addressing possible pressure problems. Today I found the issue and never charged the broke guy in his 80's struggling to pay the bills. that look on his face was pleasing, considering he's been stressing heaps about the car for months.

So he broke out 1 dozen bottles of coopers homebrew ,about 2 or 3 years old...

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

This old guy nearly 85 up the road has been told by two mechanics his car has a blown head gasket that will take over a thousand to fix. Guy use to be in the royal navy as a apprentice diesel mechanic until he jumped ship in Melbourne about 60 years ago. By the time immigration caught up with him he had a good job,was allowed to stay.

I believed him when he said it wasn't behaving like a head gasket. so we went for a drive and it seemed more like a blockage. So over the last three days we've been addressing possible pressure problems. Today I found the issue and never charged the broke guy in his 80's struggling to pay the bills. that look on his face was pleasing, considering he's been stressing heaps about the car for months.

So he broke out 1 dozen bottles of coopers homebrew ,about 2 or 3 years old...

Nice. Nice ****ing story.

All those crims trying to squeeze cash out of the elderly it's ****ing appalling.

 

[Igloo]

My house overlooks a footy oval, and about an hour ago there were these two dogs playing with one of those large inflatable exercise balls. Jumping into it and hitting it up in the air. Was pretty damn funny. Reminded me of this:

 

[RU_]

"
On being told his minibike had been stolen

"I hope they are riding it and the petrol tank blows up and their legs and arms get blown off and when they are in the hospital they think 'I really wish I hadn't stolen that motorbike'."

="

 

[Danger in Texas]

Shaaaaaave it.

 

[The Passenger]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying

1. I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

2. I wish I hadn't worked so hard.

 

[Caesar]

Who cares what dying people regret? They'll be dead soon.

If they were happy while they were actually living their lives, it doesn't really matter how they feel in retrospect.

 

[BotsMaster]

Who cares what dying people regret? They'll be dead soon.

If they were happy while they were actually living their lives, it doesn't really matter how they feel in retrospect.

Because they may haunt you later? If it were possible when I die I want to haunt all the kids out there that don't do their homework.