Pets Things that please me

[Quivorir]

Milo and ice cream or gtfo.

*Drinking chocolate also sensational.

The wife has like the aldi brand of ovaltine. Not sure if that would have worked like I wanted though.

 

[Gough]

Stinky cheese>sweets for desert. Rocquefort.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Stinky cheese>sweets for desert. Rocquefort.

 

[BALKAN]

Stinky cheese>sweets for desert. Rocquefort.

Just Old Man Things.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Stinky cheese>sweets for desert. Rocquefort.

Porque no los dos?

I love the kind of cheeses you usually get after dessert. Blue, brie, camberbert and my favourite is the soft cheese that has the fruit inside.

 

[Quivorir]

Porque no los dos?

I love the kind of cheeses you usually get after dessert. Blue, brie, camberbert and my favourite is the soft cheese that has the fruit inside.

Where have you been?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Where have you been?

My interwebz was slow for a few days meaning I didn't come on here. Glad to know I am loved

 

[Gough]

Porque no los dos?

I love the kind of cheeses you usually get after dessert. Blue, brie, camberbert and my favourite is the soft cheese that has the fruit inside.

Try some Roquefort SG, unpasteurised blue cheese, it will blow your mind and taste buds.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Try some Roquefort SG, unpasteurised blue cheese, it will blow your mind and taste buds.

Will do. I probably liked blue cheese a lot more before I found out it had mould in it but by that stage I was too hooked to really GAF

 

[Quivorir]

What did you think the blue was?

 

[iluvparis]

What did you think the blue was?

Angel tears

 

[Stratton_Gun]

What did you think the blue was?

When you're primary school age, you really don't think about these kinds of things

 

[Cruyff14]

When you're primary school age, you really don't think about these kinds of things

We'll ask you again when you're older then.

 

[Quivorir]

 

[BotsMaster]

Excellent post Quivorir

 

[Plugger35]

Tonight's episode of QI with Ross Noble, Noel Fielding and Colin Lane.

Hard to get a better panel of comedians than that.

I lol'd at this joke.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Frontline, and my resulting occasional fits of laughter when watching current affairs shows now.

 

[pantskyle]

As soon as I got in the car I started thinking of her first boyfriend and all that shit. Not looking forward to it either

But you know me.

 

[Cruyff14]

Multi quote

 

[gaskin]

DAD SUES WIFE OVER UGLY KIDS:

A Chinese man successfully sued his wife over “an extremely ugly baby girl.”

Jian Feng filed the lawsuit after his wife gave birth to the girl. He insisted she had been unfaithful, because there was no way he could have fathered such an ugly child. Although DNA tests proved he was the father, he won anyway.

Why did he win? Apparently Feng’s wife underwent more than $100,000 in cosmetic surgery before they met and never told him. He said she tricked him into thinking she was beautiful.

Feng sued on the grounds of false-pretenses and a judge agreed with him. The judge also ordered Feng’s wife to pay him $120,000.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng told the newspaper Irish Examiner. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

 

[BotsMaster]

DAD SUES WIFE OVER UGLY KIDS:

A Chinese man successfully sued his wife over “an extremely ugly baby girl.”

Jian Feng filed the lawsuit after his wife gave birth to the girl. He insisted she had been unfaithful, because there was no way he could have fathered such an ugly child. Although DNA tests proved he was the father, he won anyway.

Why did he win? Apparently Feng’s wife underwent more than $100,000 in cosmetic surgery before they met and never told him. He said she tricked him into thinking she was beautiful.

Feng sued on the grounds of false-pretenses and a judge agreed with him. The judge also ordered Feng’s wife to pay him $120,000.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng told the newspaper Irish Examiner. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

 

[pantskyle]

DAD SUES WIFE OVER UGLY KIDS:

A Chinese man successfully sued his wife over “an extremely ugly baby girl.”

Jian Feng filed the lawsuit after his wife gave birth to the girl. He insisted she had been unfaithful, because there was no way he could have fathered such an ugly child. Although DNA tests proved he was the father, he won anyway.

Why did he win? Apparently Feng’s wife underwent more than $100,000 in cosmetic surgery before they met and never told him. He said she tricked him into thinking she was beautiful.

Feng sued on the grounds of false-pretenses and a judge agreed with him. The judge also ordered Feng’s wife to pay him $120,000.

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues,” Feng told the newspaper Irish Examiner. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

 

[Plugger35]

What a great Dad.

“Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

She must feel great about herself.

 

[Quivorir]

Lol I swear that has been posted in this exact thread before. That story is old as, and I think it may have been fake. An advertising campaign.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Way she goes. Sometimes she's cute, sometimes she's not.

****en way she goes