Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Gough]

Perhaps you should stick to posting on matters that you have knowledge of.

I've been to a hardware shop too.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

The realisation that the glory days of playing cricket are well and truly over. Back's screwed, ankle shot, not been able to bowl a bouncer for over 5 years and getting hit for 4 by those that once upon a time wouldn't have been able to grace the same playing arena.

Lawn bowls perhaps?

 

[Gough]

Petanque, better booze.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

@ 60's prices?

 

[Cruyff14]

Sunburn.

 

[Password is Taco]

People who complain about the weather

 

[Marlowe]

People who ask me "how's the weather?".

 

[I bleed Blue]

The weather.

 

[WeNeverTanked!]

When I pour a bowl of cereal and there's no milk, then go to make toast and the toaster stuffs up.
Just not my lucky day today is it

 

[Stratton_Gun]

People who ask me "how's the weather?".

because you're tall?
people always ask me "how's the weather up here?"

 

[Simple Jack]

because you're tall?
people always ask me "how's the weather up here?"

I've never had that. I get the 'so this is how things look for you' when someones standing on a chair etc. though.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I've never had that. I get the 'so this is how things look for you' when someones standing on a chair etc. though.

yeh i cop that as well. i actually really like being tall but it can be annoying when people repeatedely make the same stupid comments.

 

[Simple Jack]

yeh i cop that as well. i actually really like being tall but it can be annoying when people repeatedely make the same stupid comments.

Not me, I'd rather be 4-5 inches shorter.

 

[Marlowe]

because you're tall?
people always ask me "how's the weather up here?"

Ha, no, I'm not tall enough for those kind of zingers. No, it's just terrible small talk, especially in Melbourne, where we all know the weather is shit anyway.

 

[Cruyff14]

Ha, no, I'm not tall enough for those kind of zingers. No, it's just terrible small talk, especially in Melbourne, where we all know the weather is shit anyway.

If you think today's weather was shit, you should probably get yourself checked out.

 

[dales.girl38]

I don't understand why everybody hates Melbourne's weather - Perth's weather where it's 30+ for weeks on end would kill me, I love that I can wear warm clothes one day and a summer dress the next day. All year wardrobe

 

[Caesar]

It's the long winters. Unless you're used to them they drive you crazy.

 

[Poseidon]

Getting wisdom teeth out. Thought I was doing a great job at toughing it out until the anaesthetic wore off completely and I proceeded to act like a 4 year old.

 

[Igloo]

When girls cut their hair in that stupid straight fringe style. Very few can pull it off, and the rest just look absolutely terrible.

 

[Poseidon]

I don't understand why everybody hates Melbourne's weather - Perth's weather where it's 30+ for weeks on end would kill me, I love that I can wear warm clothes one day and a summer dress the next day. All year wardrobe

Melbourne weather is absolutely shit, it's like God hates you.
Great city besides that though.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Getting wisdom teeth out. Thought I was doing a great job at toughing it out until the anaesthetic wore off completely and I proceeded to act like a 4 year old.

Was meant to get mine out at the start of last year. I said to myself I will get them out when Hawthorn win the flag. Stilll have them
Not that I'm scared it's just I never seem to have time. I don't want to do it during uni because them I might miss important stuff but in holidays I say "**** this, I am not looking all puffed up on holidays when I wanna be having a good time"

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I haven't got a problem with Melbourne weather. It's pretty mild. Winter is cold by Australia's standards but not really cold at all. A good jacket and you're all sweet. Northern hemisphere winters... **** me. Weeks and months on end around zero every day, 7 or so hours of daylight and snow and ice everywhere. That's weather that gets you down. It just ruins everything. You literally can't walk down the street for a beer or a feed without putting 10 layers on and freezing your nads off. Melbourne is fine, winter is a walk in the park. Real winters like in the UK are an absolute invasion on your life.

 

[Igloo]

Geelong weather is more awesome than Melbourne weather. We're usually 1 or 2 degrees colder

 

[Caesar]

Saying 'at least it's not England' isn't helping your cause.

 

[Poseidon]

Was meant to get mine out at the start of last year. I said to myself I will get them out when Hawthorn win the flag. Stilll have them
Not that I'm scared it's just I never seem to have time. I don't want to do it during uni because them I might miss important stuff but in holidays I say "**** this, I am not looking all puffed up on holidays when I wanna be having a good time"

Do you need all 4 taken out? Can't imagine how bad that'd be. I just had 2 from one side taken out so at least I can kind of chew/sleep comfortable on one side. You should go and get it over and done with, if they come through and get infected the pain will be ruthless (speaking from experience)