Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Pakenhamsaint]

Never seen someone come to a complete stop but people almost missing their exit and causing a hazard trying to cut across happens all the time. if I was police boss I'd set up undercovers at every off-ramp and have them pull over and taze every person who did it.

I have although not on the freeway. On the punt road on ramp to the monash.
Came to a halt after realizing he went thr wrong way.
Had to keep going on the freeway. Everyone arrived right behind them.

 

[Catfish Alley]

No hot water on Monday and again today.

 

[royboy2]

I go to buy ashes tickets with the ACF priority period.
Nothing but crap.
What's the bloody point of a priority period if you get crappy seats!

On SM-G900I using BigFooty.com mobile app

I used my "Australian cricket family" lol for tickets to Adelaide, Melb and Sydney. The only ground I had trouble with was the MCG, I got GA in the end as I'll just go down to the standing area with the Army anyway.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

No hot water on Monday and again today.

Hope it's back soon. Trouble with the hot water service? (Or do they call them boilers over there like the Poms?)

 

[Off The Couch]

Driving to work today and some absolute ******* moron of a dickhead comes to a COMPLETE STOP in the right lane of the freeway because she nearly missed her exit, and then held up traffic in the two left lanes so she could exit. ******* douchebag dickhead arseh*le could have caused a major accident
Luckily everyone had enough room to brake safely otherwise I would have hunted her down and yelled profanities at her. She got away lightly with a cacophony of honking horns.

Similar couple months back on the Mitchell Freeway heading north - two cars stopped in the right lane and out of the car trying to guide Mumma Duck and babies across four lanes

It was chaotic as you would expect with cars in the left lanes still at speed - god knows whether they made it across. Their only saving grace was it wasn't peak hour but still flipping stupid none the less

 

[Scotland]

Saving ducks > 'oh I missed my exit because I was texting/singing to the radio/doing my nails'

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

More annoying idiots on the road. Was driving in the left lane about 6.30pm tonight so plenty of traffic still around and a car was parked up ahead so I had to slow down and eventually stop as I couldn't get into the right lane, idiot behind honks at me! What did he/she expect me to do, drive through the parked car?

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

Saving ducks > 'oh I missed my exit because I was texting/singing to the radio/doing my nails'

I once decided to see the gender of people who don't turn right once the arrow changes (thereby inconveniencing everybody).

It was 10 females, 0 males.

I could clearly see that they were always doing something with their hair, make up, or on their phones.

 

[Scotland]

They were probably waiting for a female turn signal.

 

[perthblue]

More annoying idiots on the road. Was driving in the left lane about 6.30pm tonight so plenty of traffic still around and a car was parked up ahead so I had to slow down and eventually stop as I couldn't get into the right lane, idiot behind honks at me! What did he/she expect me to do, drive through the parked car?

a lot of people can't see beyond the car right in front of them and have no concept of the fact that sometimes you need to look a bit further ahead to see changing road conditions

 

[Catfish Alley]

Hope it's back soon. Trouble with the hot water service? (Or do they call them boilers over there like the Poms?)

Yeah, boiler. It was fixed on Tuesday but started smoking that night. Had the fire department out and everything. It's going to be fixed today. Had a very quick cold shower this morning!

It's an apartment building so strata fees cover any cost at least.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Shit drivers. I'm going straight on the roundabout and someone on the left side decided to move, when I'm halfway on the road. I had to slam on my brakes.....

 

[Gigantic]

People who don't (or more so forget to) turn on their headlights while driving at night

 

[rank and file]

People who don't (or more so forget to) turn on their headlights while driving at night

Sometimes the (the people who forget),stole the car.

 

[perthblue]

people that respond to angry rants with "don't sugercoat it, tell us how you really feel"

 

[Dixie Normous]

Fat people running to catch a departing bus

Motivational gym shirts (e.g. I don't sweat I leak awesome, Do you even lift bro, Suns out guns out)

U2

Coldplay

Men that admit they post photos of their meals on the internet hoping people will notice it

 

[dales.girl38]

Up by 3 points in 2 Supercoach leagues pre-scaling in the Sydney game, lost by 3 post scaling.

Having Beams, Greene, Nankervis, Parfitt, Fisher, Newman, Stewart and JOM (just can't get him out yet due to other more pressing trades) in my team last week also wasn't pleasant.

 

[Off The Couch]

Up by 3 points in 2 Supercoach leagues pre-scaling in the Sydney game, lost by 3 post scaling.

Having Beams, Greene, Nankervis, Parfitt, Fisher, Newman, Stewart and JOM (just can't get him out yet due to other more pressing trades) in my team last week also wasn't pleasant.

I'd make JOM a priority out

 

[GreyCrow]

Why people called Ferret get news time for being dumb campaigners

 

[dales.girl38]

I'd make JOM a priority out

This week is the week.

 

[Hamingja]

Dowels.

Is it that hard to make them all the same bloody size

 

[JG22]

This week is the week.

About 4 weeks ago was 'the week'.

 

[dales.girl38]

About 4 weeks ago was 'the week'.

Just shows how shit my team is! I am cursed this year.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Why people called Ferret get news time for being dumb campaigners

Didn't understand this either.

He puts himself in danger, and apparently he's an animal lover or something, but decided to eat the shark that bit him?

Wtf

 

[Catfish Alley]