Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Catfish Alley]

That sounds revolting, what is it with you North Americans, and the need to have a tonne of sugar in everything.

Don't ask me! That's normally a US thing. I have a cuppuccino with no sugar. Plus she's Romanian.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Even the TAB has gift vouchers.

Wow really?

Merry Christmas, let me kick start your gambling problem.

 

[Jack Stevens]

A one pump nut sounds like something you should see your doctor about

 

[Neese]

I didn't watch her make it. Just handed over the post-it. Going to guess a double shot latte with a single pump of caramel and hazelnut flavouring.

Vomit

 

[Catfish Alley]

It's just a strong latte with a bit of flavouring instead of sugar I guess.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I've never understood flavoured coffee, I like my coffee, um, coffee flavoured

 

[Catfish Alley]

I don't mind spiking it occasionally.

 

[Gough]

I don't mind spiking it occasionally.

Nothing wrong with Irishing up a coffee but caramel, and hazelnut?

 

[Catfish Alley]

Frangelico works I guess.

 

[Brad Goodman]

I drink vanilla lattes every now and then.

 

[Gough]

Man card please.

 

[craigos]

And my mates give me grief for ordering black tea, by god.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

coffee isn't the same flavoured

I can't stand mocha for instance

can't even have a teaspoon of sugar in it, just ruins it.

 

[Tadpole]

I drink vanilla lattes every now and then.

Me too. And caramel ones.

 

[perthblue]

the only excuse for a hazelnut coffee is when you're pairing it with eggs benedict and kanmantoo bacon

 

[Brad Goodman]

Man card please.

This is the ultimate slap in the face.

 

[Catfish Alley]

 

[Hawthorn United]

I drink Hibiscus tea or Green tea if I'm at the cafe.

Had to cut out coffee for health reasons.

Used to be a latte person.

 

[Off The Couch]

Never heard of hibiscus tea - is it quite fruity

 

[Hawthorn United]

Never heard of hibiscus tea - is it quite fruity

The one I have has lemongrass as well, does have a fruity taste.

I have another box with passionfruit.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I drink Hibiscus tea or Green tea if I'm at the cafe.

Had to cut out coffee for health reasons.

Used to be a latte person.

I don't actually drink real coffee anymore, has to be decaffeinated. Can't tolerate high levels of caffeine, makes me feel really depressed/melancholy. Can't drink green tea either, too much caffeine in that too. Normal tea is fine though.

 

[craigos]

Sports people who talk behind their hands when talking to a teammate. Like there's a lip reader in the opposition team or someone with superhero level hearing. Just stop it.

 

[akkaps]

Sports people who talk behind their hands when talking to a teammate. Like there's a lip reader in the opposition team or someone with superhero level hearing. Just stop it.

Lip readers, that's why.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Lip reading is incredibly unreliable and inaccurate anyway especially as so many words have similar mouth movement, even professional lipreaders can only get around 30% right.

 

[Quivorir]

Sports people who talk behind their hands when talking to a teammate. Like there's a lip reader in the opposition team or someone with superhero level hearing. Just stop it.

This is the exact reason NFL coaches do it though. Opposition teams did hire lip readers.

Edit: actually maybe it wasn't the NFL, it was somewhere though.