Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[rocker_oz33]

You don't wanna be startin somethin.

It could be a Thriller .

 

[Over The Post]

sounds like an opportunity for crop dusting

I don't believe the "blocking the aisle" complaint mentioned the meat section.

Valid point nonetheless.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Toilet ratio?

A couple of months into my last job I found out they were very close to not hiring me because HR said the male toilets couldn't handle the number of male employees.

 

[Pistol Night]

A couple of months into my last job I found out they were very close to not hiring me because HR said the male toilets couldn't handle the number of male employees.

Have to update the resume to include "own colostomy bag" in future

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Bought a new trimmer piece for my gillette styler which cost about $8 delivered. Aus Post took it to the shopping centre store for pick up because I couldn't sign for it. Contemplating cutting my loses.

 

[Billy ray]

my ceiling fan not repairable, well, no guarantee a fix wont work.

so new one needs to be installed.

and of course, i cant just go for the cheapie AC powered replacement one from bunnings, that goes against my long standing mantra of always replacing stuff with better stuff, so i want a DC fan which of course costs more upfront but saves money in running costs thereafter.
so i take it and get kicked in the nuts

 

[brutus76]

I don't believe the "blocking the aisle" complaint mentioned the meat section.

Valid point nonetheless.

Was in the condiments aisle

Damn old baggers not allowing me to access my mayo and aioli and dead horse

 

[MarcMaverick]

Was in the condiments aisle

Damn old baggers not allowing me to access my mayo and aioli and dead horse

Are you shopping at Tesco?

 

[MP_]

put some groceries into their trolley

Putting a pack of condoms in a randoms trolley is one of life’s greatest pranks

 

[MarcMaverick]

Putting a pack of condoms in a randoms trolley is one of life’s greatest pranks

That or lube.

 

[Billy ray]

FML microsoft playing up and i have a friggen deadline

 

[Pistol Night]

Putting a pack of condoms in a randoms trolley is one of life’s greatest pranks

Throwing one on the counter as your mate is paying for something at a servo was hilarious as a teenager

 

[Stemp Fester]

The modern pillow that seems to devolve into a shapeless lump after about two weeks. Convinced that my recurring shoulder and neck issues can at least partially be attributed to these...

 

[MP_]

Brown snakes

 

[MarcMaverick]

Brown snakes
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Australian Stereotype No. 47

Hopefully the situation was handled well.

 

[Gough]

Brown snakes
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Now you're going to have to burn down your house.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Now you're going to have to burn down your house.

No. Thats for spiders. For snakes, its condemning the house.

 

[MP_]

Australian Stereotype No. 47

Hopefully the situation was handled well.

I threatened it with a big long shovel and got him to move outside. I’m not an animal killer even if it was a snake. Now im monitoring my doggies , one was barking at it the other was not interested. Interestingly the snake wasn’t aggressive at all it just wanted to escape.

 

[MarcMaverick]

I threatened it with a big long shovel and got him to move outside. I’m not an animal killer even if it was a snake. Now im monitoring my doggies , one was barking at it the other was not interested. Interestingly the snake wasn’t aggressive at all it just wanted to escape.

You have a cat or two if they wanted to mess it up too.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Brown snakes
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That your place?
Get out .

 

[rocker_oz33]

I seen a few snakes on my hikes.

Should see my face in one video ohhh **** theres a huge snake lol big copperhead.

 

[Billy ray]

Damn. Thats a brown murder noodle!

 

[rocker_oz33]

I think the snake wanted cupcakes .

Hopefully noone or pet was hurt .

 

[MarcMaverick]

I think the snake wanted cupcakes .

Hopefully noone or pet was hurt .

"Pleassssse. I want cupcakesssss"

 

[rocker_oz33]

"Pleassssse. I want cupcakesssss"

Snakes 4 cupcakes.