Things Tom Lynch has done to anger us

[Help My Club]

Tom Lynch invented fat chicks

That's a serious offence.

 

[Coach_Required]

Makes me LOL every time.

 

[AlorraVex]

I heard a rumour that he's been paying O'Gorman to give the other team free kicks.

 

[ImaBeliever!]

Media template - fill the gaps:

Something something something poor club culture something something, acting privileged/making ridiculous requests something. Something sexual assault/racist bullying something something, Lynch/........... (insert weekly scapegoat name here) is arrogant/aggressive/thuggish something. Something something opposition was brave/unlucky/exposed Tiger weaknesses (Circle appropriate response) something something, got the favour of the umpires something, something. Something won’t have MCG home ground advantage something something, easy fixture something something, don’t have to play WCE in Perth something. Something something not at the level of Geelong/WCE something.

What have I missed?

 

[A Bit Dusty]

He turned the lights out at Waverly Park

 

[JackGraham]

Media template - fill the gaps:

Something something something poor club culture something something, acting privileged/making ridiculous requests something. Something sexual assault/racist bullying something something, Lynch/........... (insert weekly scapegoat name here) is arrogant/aggressive/thuggish something. Something something opposition was brave/unlucky/exposed Tiger weaknesses (Circle appropriate response) something something, got the favour of the umpires something, something. Something won’t have MCG home ground advantage something something, easy fixture something something, don’t have to play WCE in Perth something. Something something not at the level of Geelong/WCE something

What have I missed?
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something something cotchin should have been suspended something something

 

[_RT_]

Now i'm as one eyed as you can get but this is a space space and we can all admit it was a bit of a dog act and that Lynch is a bit of a flog sometimes.

 

[_RT_]

Tom Lynch :
- is the hunter that shot Bambis mother
- is the real reason Trump won the election not Putin
- is the reason we can't have nice things
- tells kids that Santa, Easter Bunny & Tooth Fairy aren't real

 

[thefendoff]

Tom lynch wrote the last season of game of thrones

 

[caddyshack]

He went to a good team to get success.
He went to a premiership team and thinks he’s that good.

 

[TimmytheTiger]

Tim Lunch is the T 1000 form Terminator... That’s what the T stands for

 

[mhill]

Mitches in glasshouses shouldn’t stroll around in the nude

 

[TimmytheTiger]

Tom Lynch invented Frozen Yoghurt

 

[TimmytheTiger]

Tom Lynch changed the Flavour of BBQ Shapes

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Knocked off a bunch of hookers in London during the late 1880's.

 

[biaseddustyfan]

****ed mrs hardwick

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Took Azaria Chamberlain.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Is what the doctor is checking for during prostate exams.

 

[AlorraVex]

 

[Greg Tivendale]

I'm as big a tiger supporter as they come but I don't like some of his carry on. He is an absolute gun, and I'm all for aggression at the ball and player (when they park themselves in the hole), but some of the things he has done doesn't help his brand. He could be a ripping guy off the field, but on the field I cringe a bit at some of the things he's done. I'm cool with the gut punch, I've done it in local football (got 2 weeks for one of them) and it happens, but it was the carry on after that I found embarrassing.

I would think just quietly that Dimma wouldn't be a fan of it and would maybe have a word to him.


Oh, and I also heard he kidnapped Maddy McCann (too far?)

 

[roacheee]

I suspect Lynch will be accused of being responsible for WW3 should it occur.

The do gooder PC media. Is there no end to their pontification?

I'm pissed with Lynch for not coming to the Pies. Any chance of a late trade - Treloar, Buckley & Cash for Lynch?

 

[richo's dodgy hammy]

I'm as big a tiger supporter as they come but I don't like some of his carry on. He is an absolute gun, and I'm all for aggression at the ball and player (when they park themselves in the hole), but some of the things he has done doesn't help his brand. He could be a ripping guy off the field, but on the field I cringe a bit at some of the things he's done. I'm cool with the gut punch, I've done it in local football (got 2 weeks for one of them) and it happens, but it was the carry on after that I found embarrassing.

I would think just quietly that Dimma wouldn't be a fan of it and would maybe have a word to him.


Oh, and I also heard he kidnapped Maddy McCann (too far?)

One poster said he was the reason behind the 9/11 attacks so I doubt Maddy Mccann is going to cause offence

 

[roacheee]

I heard his name is actually Adolf Genghis Stalin Lynch

 

[caddyshack]