Consumer Electronics Things you do despite knowing you're a prick for doing them

[Ben the Gooner]

For instance, at the moment, my neighbours are playing some sort of popular noise considered "music" rather loud, so I'm listening to something I know they won't like louder than I usually would.

 

[WheatsWorshipper]

Surely everybody has that "mate" who goes beyond the call of duty of friendship, putting in way more effort and expense than is required.

I'm guessing if you don't then it's probably you

 

[woopedazz]

It's pr0n isn't it Ben.

 

[beez]

It's pr0n isn't it Ben.

Sif anyone doesn't like pr0n

 

[Ben the Gooner]

It's pr0n isn't it Ben.

Sif anyone doesn't like pr0n

Yeah, what beez said.

It's Lamb of God's Sacrament. Given they started off by playing Sexy Bitch, I think it's safe to say they don't like Lamb of God.

 

[liam_13]

Couldn't resist sneaking into the changerooms during PE when I was in high school and cutting peoples socks up with scissors.

My mates and I used to do it all the time, and if you weren't with them, well bad luck.

 

[King Of The Hille]

Promise numerous people free entries into a club, and then not give it to any of them.

 

[SpaceCow]

Kill customers and stick their corpses in the coolroom at work.

The Jackasses have it coming though, how the **** am I meant to know the difference between a Paw Paw and a Papaya?

 

[Simple Jack]

Yeah, what beez said.

It's Lamb of God's Sacrament. Given they started off by playing Sexy Bitch, I think it's safe to say they don't like Lamb of God.

Some good stuff on that album.

Don't be too hard on yourself, if they are inconsiderate enough to play anything rather loud, they should expect retaliation.
Just because its 'top 40' doesn't mean it isnt complete crap (more often is rubbish than not imo).

 

[The Passenger]

Couldn't resist sneaking into the changerooms during PE when I was in high school and cutting peoples socks up with scissors.

My mates and I used to do it all the time, and if you weren't with them, well bad luck.

that's gold.

 

[Allbetsroff]

This is what I do despite knowing I'm being a prick.

Surely everybody has that "mate" who goes beyond the call of duty of friendship, putting in way more effort and expense than is required.

I'm guessing if you don't then it's probably you

What does this have to do with anything?

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

Laugh at other people's misfortunes. Like a guy who faceplanted into the perspex near the bus door when the bus driver braked too hard.

I was the only one on the bus to lose my shit seeing that.

 

[Coledinho]

Ask people questions I know the answer too just to find out if they know the answer for themself

Think more than just me do that

 

[Doctor Feel]

If my girlfriend wants to go out and get some food but wants me to drive, I just say "then we wont be going out then." She eventually gets pissed off enough and drives me there. Works every time.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Yeah, what beez said.

It's Lamb of God's Sacrament. Given they started off by playing Sexy Bitch, I think it's safe to say they don't like Lamb of God.

I've had too many uni drinking nights that involved hearing that piece of shit song.

Next time you see your neighbours tell them they're ****heads.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

I wonder if the contradictory nature of the bridge and the chorus have ever been pointed out to the author of said lyrics.

 

[yeah_nah]

Mates sister

 

[WheatsWorshipper]

What does this have to do with anything?

Letting them do it despite not considering them that good a friend. Taking advantage of somebody else's fondness for you.

 

[Power King]

If my girlfriend wants to go out and get some food but wants me to drive, I just say "then we wont be going out then." She eventually gets pissed off enough and drives me there. Works every time.

You should flash the expression in your avatar to yourself every time that works from now on

 

[The Passenger]

Ask people questions I know the answer too just to find out if they know the answer for themself

the old man does this all the time. pisses me off no end.

 

[Power King]

Are we talking about 'sexy back' here? Good pop song in my opinion, though understandable why people hate it seeing as it was abused on radio play.

"I'm bringing sexy back" vs "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave"

Latter line is clearly to appeal to the female audience who wouldn't notice the contradiction (or perhaps simply wouldn't give a **** about it since lyrical content has zero meaning to them), but this is Justin Timberlake, a guy that could have any girl hanging off his tip instantaneously. It contradicts his image, not just another line in the song.

 

[ClarkeM]

Spel chekc

 

[getthefooty]

Are we talking about 'sexy back' here? Good pop song in my opinion, though understandable why people hate it seeing as it was abused on radio play.

"I'm bringing sexy back" vs "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave"

Latter line is clearly to appeal to the female audience who wouldn't notice the contradiction (or perhaps simply wouldn't give a **** about it since lyrical content has zero meaning to them), but this is Justin Timberlake, a guy that could have any girl hanging off his tip instantaneously. It contradicts his image, not just another line in the song.

Na, sexy bitch by David Guetta I think. "I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" - you have probably heard it a million times. Then proceeds to call her a sexy bitch.

 

[The_Todd07]

Laugh at other people's misfortunes. Like a guy who faceplanted into the perspex near the bus door when the bus driver braked too hard.

I was the only one on the bus to lose my shit seeing that.

I lost my shit reading that. Does that make me a prick?

 

[aaronm46]

I speak about how fat people suck infront of other fat people