Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[the_interloper]

No you mean intersporadically.

You should work in management consulting

 

[Chief]

You should work in management consulting

I do so forthnightly

 

[Mesc]

I always lay some toilet paper over the front of the toilet seat so when im sitting down my dick doesnt come into contact with it.

 

[Pistol Night]

I always lay some toilet paper over the front of the toilet seat so when im sitting down my dick doesnt come into contact with it.

I lay some on the floor.

 

[phantom13]

I actually think this is really common, some public dunnies have those seat protector things.

 

[Mesc]

I actually think this is really common, some public dunnies have those seat protector things.

Cool. I dont feel weird now,

 

[mr bagcroft]

I lay some on the floor.

I lay some on the moon

 

[Pistol Night]

I lay some on the moon

Neil Armstrong was actually the first man to walk on your old fella.

 

[Mesc]

Sometimes when a footy game is really close, 5 minutes remaining I will turn it off and go for a walk... then check the final result once i'm calm. Not all the time, just sometimes when it is too much.

 

[Billy ray]

Sometimes when a footy game is really close, 5 minutes remaining I will turn it off and go for a walk... then check the final result once i'm calm. Not all the time, just sometimes when it is too much.

May have to do this on Sunday

 

[Mesc]

May have to do this on Sunday

Hahaha I really am expecting it . A team that knocks of Sydney is no slouch mate.

 

[Cruyff14]

When people are speaking, sometimes I visualise what they're saying would look like as written text.

 

[craigos]

I always lay some toilet paper over the front of the toilet seat so when im sitting down my dick doesnt come into contact with it.

If my dick touches the bowl of a public toilet I assume I am now ridden with STD's

 

[Mesc]

When people are speaking, sometimes I visualise what they're saying would look like as written text.

Do you have Lucid dreams / OBE's ?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Speaking of public dunnies, I use my boots to close/lock doors turn on taps etc. Never use my hand.

 

[Cruyff14]

Do you have Lucid dreams / OBE's ?

Think I may have had a few lucid dreams but not certain for sure.

Never had an OBE.

Why?

 

[peternorth]

Sleepwalk. Funny in hindsight but after waking it’s freaky to wonder how the **** I got out of the house.

 

[phantom13]

Speaking of public dunnies, I use my boots to close/lock doors turn on taps etc. Never use my hand.

I feel like someone in here lost it at this but for buttons at pedestrian traffic lights? Something about anyone using their shoe spreading dog shit and other nasties...

 

[the_interloper]

I was just thinking how lawn bowls greens are usually named after someone, and I reckon you’d need to be one of the first members to drop off the twig once the club starts to get that honor. I feel lawn bowls clubs would have a fair attrition rate.

Is anyone else a ****wit like me who thinks of this shit?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

the_interloper.

I do the same but for street names.

 

[Cruyff14]

I keep my colognes in their box. I use a different whenever required - in the order they're in the cupboard - and then place it back in the box until I use it again next time.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

I feel like someone in here lost it at this but for buttons at pedestrian traffic lights? Something about anyone using their shoe spreading dog shit and other nasties...

Knowing that i'm standing in human piss... and probably shit. I wouldn't recommend touching locks in Brisbane Public toilets. Never know what I've slathered on them.

 

[craigos]

Speaking of public dunnies, I use my boots to close/lock doors turn on taps etc. Never use my hand.

Turning a tap on with your boot is some flexibility I wish I had.

I keep my colognes in their box. I use a different whenever required - in the order they're in the cupboard - and then place it back in the box until I use it again next time.

I think Bill Burr said cologne is for young people or old people. Ever since I heard that I couldn't help but agree. I wonder if that's because young and old people tend to use way too much and you don't notice the people who use it in the middle.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Turning a tap on with your boot is some flexibility I wish I had.

Those push down one's that run for about 5 seconds

 

[Cruyff14]

Turning a tap on with your boot is some flexibility I wish I had.

I think Bill Burr said cologne is for young people or old people. Ever since I heard that I couldn't help but agree. I wonder if that's because young and old people tend to use way too much and you don't notice the people who use it in the middle.

Nah, cologne is great. I'm 34, so I'm in the middle of that bracket I suppose in that context, but a great cologne is brilliant.