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Laugh way too much at stuff like this

(though I know my ex will try and top it)

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Realising that many of my favourite Richie, Bill and Tony lines are actually Billy Birmingham lines, I do tend to use them quite regularly day to day.

For example:
  • When my digestive system is being a little rambunctious - "The wind is coming from the South East at 15 knots and out of my orse at about 20!"
  • When achieving practically anything - "Gottim, Yes! Piss off, you're out!"
  • During Summer - "Typical, stinkin', ****en hot day here today!"
 
Realising that many of my favourite Richie, Bill and Tony lines are actually Billy Birmingham lines, I do tend to use them quite regularly day to day.

For example:
  • When my digestive system is being a little rambunctious - "The wind is coming from the South East at 15 knots and out of my orse at about 20!"
  • When achieving practically anything - "Gottim, Yes! Piss off, you're out!"
  • During Summer - "Typical, stinkin', *en hot day here today!"
Yeah I always laugh when people tell me their favourite commentators were Richie, Bill or Tony and then proceed to give me a line from the 12th man......[emoji1787][emoji1751]

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wheni make a toasted sandwich, a jaffle, using a breville machine, which closes the bread tight and cuts it into triangles - just so everyone is on the same page, rather than using a single slice of cheese and then say ham, i tear the single slice of cheese in half and break it into small pieces (using exactly half a slice to do one side, then i do my ham, then i do teh same with the other half of the cheese slice

so i am still using a single slice of cheese, but getting cheese on both side of the ham
adds about 20 seconds to my prep, but 100% better

i know i could use two slices of cheese, but im tight
 
wheni make a toasted sandwich, a jaffle, using a breville machine, which closes the bread tight and cuts it into triangles - just so everyone is on the same page, rather than using a single slice of cheese and then say ham, i tear the single slice of cheese in half and break it into small pieces (using exactly half a slice to do one side, then i do my ham, then i do teh same with the other half of the cheese slice

so i am still using a single slice of cheese, but getting cheese on both side of the ham
adds about 20 seconds to my prep, but 100% better

i know i could use two slices of cheese, but im tight

I do exactly the same. Did it today.
 
When out, I will sometimes look at people and wonder where I was/what I was doing when they bought an item of clothing they were wearing.
Is it an item of clothing that removes you of a time?
 

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I think you can replace "remove" with "remind". Does that particular item of clothing remind you of a particular time in your life.
 
Well no, because it's strangers I usually do this with (train/shopping centre etc), so I have no idea when they bought it.
Is it a band shirt or a trade brand etc

ie does the brand take you back to when you saw/bought/used the brand
 
wheni make a toasted sandwich, a jaffle, using a breville machine, which closes the bread tight and cuts it into triangles - just so everyone is on the same page, rather than using a single slice of cheese and then say ham, i tear the single slice of cheese in half and break it into small pieces (using exactly half a slice to do one side, then i do my ham, then i do teh same with the other half of the cheese slice

so i am still using a single slice of cheese, but getting cheese on both side of the ham
adds about 20 seconds to my prep, but 100% better

i know i could use two slices of cheese, but im tight
Don't forget the tomato sauce!
 

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Sometimes when I see a small group of people I analyze the group and try and work out its dynamics. Whos who and such.


Do you look at those groups and think "one of these does not look like they'd belong in this dynamic?"
 
When out, I will sometimes look at people and wonder where I was/what I was doing when they bought an item of clothing they were wearing.
I just need to clarify this.

You wonder what you were doing when an unknown stranger purchased a piece of clothing they are wearing?

Is that correct?
 
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