Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[BotsMaster]

I'll get the ball rolling

- Have a set of scales in the bathroom, so sometimes I weigh myself before and after a shit, just for that extra sense of accomplishment.

Any big drops in weight?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Any big drops in weight?

I do that and once lost 2.5kgs

 

[ioppolo]

I always put my socks on inside out, have done for about 9 years now.

 

[MiloStedman]

I'm really bad with static electricity. So when it comes to my god damn sink tap at work I slap it with my hand first to make sure it doesn't zap. I always go in slow and hesitant the fecker gets me. Same goes with supermarket shelves and doors. gotta slap them.

Rub anything between my fingers and toes, feels gewd

This for sure.

 

[MiloStedman]

- when I go to the footy I try to look at people and think about them being someone I know on BigFooty

You have now ruined going to the footy for me forever.

Good day to you sir.

 

[Shupe]

Sometimes when I fart in my sleep, I accidentally wake myself up.

 

[hawker92]

- stepping into a room with my left foot first
- putting my left shoe on first
- brushing my teeth in the same routine every time
- any movie that I saw for the first time and I had possession of I would watch and then watch again the next day no matter how good or bad it was
- when I was younger I would set the microwave timer and then with say 10 seconds left go to the other end of the room and see if I could make it to get my food before the timer went of
- when walking on pavement I always make sure I get an even amount of steps per foot on each tile/ slab of concrete
- I experience different emotions after wanking, one is feeling really guilty/ sad, another is becoming really motivated and happy, sometimes I just feel blank
- spit in the toilet even if I don't need to
- when I go to the footy I try to look at people and think about them being someone I know on BigFooty

Same here.

 

[iluvparis]

Balled up socks are a very handy replacement if there are no footies around too. I quite often dob a Modra with my socks before putting them on.

Not many players can say they have becomne a verb - but Modra certainly was. No matter which team you supported growing up if you took a massive pack hanger it was always the Modra cry that went out.

Fk footy was good in the 90s - brings a tear to the eye.

 

[BotsMaster]

Sometimes when I fart in my sleep, I accidentally wake myself up.

I've noticed dogs do that to.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

I've noticed dogs do that to.

How many dogs do you watch sleep?

 

[BotsMaster]

How many dogs do you watch sleep?

All of them.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

All of them.

Got me good there.

 

[raskolnikov]

Sometimes when I fart in my sleep, I accidentally wake myself up.

Sooz?

 

[raskolnikov]

- stepping into a room with my left foot first
- putting my left shoe on first
- brushing my teeth in the same routine every time
- any movie that I saw for the first time and I had possession of I would watch and then watch again the next day no matter how good or bad it was
- when I was younger I would set the microwave timer and then with say 10 seconds left go to the other end of the room and see if I could make it to get my food before the timer went of
- when walking on pavement I always make sure I get an even amount of steps per foot on each tile/ slab of concrete
- I experience different emotions after wanking, one is feeling really guilty/ sad, another is becoming really motivated and happy, sometimes I just feel blank
- spit in the toilet even if I don't need to
- when I go to the footy I try to look at people and think about them being someone I know on BigFooty

You feel guilty/sad after a wank? Why? No one knows how to pleasure you more than Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

 

[peternorth]

You feel guilty/sad after a wank? Why? No one knows how to pleasure you more than Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

maybe one of the daughters is a son

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You feel guilty/sad after a wank? Why? No one knows how to pleasure you more than Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

I probably over work Mrs. Palmer, I feel guilty of not giving her any time off you know

 

[NSWCROW]

If you ever feel guilty/sad after feedin the chooks , you're doin it wrong

 

[I hate trolls]

Trolled SonOfReep on tlc as his mother. Very funny thing to do.

 

[BALKAN]

Trolled SonOfReep on tlc as his mother. Very funny thing to do.

What a zany gag, you mischievous rascal!

 

[I hate trolls]

What a zany gag, you mischievous rascal!

What he had done was swapped over my username with somebody elses username. So instead of cracking the shits I had signed up as his mum. He got a shock

 

[Messenger]

What he had done was swapped over my username with somebody elses username. So instead of cracking the shits I had signed up as his mum. He got a shock

What if his Mum is dead? You could be opening old wounds.

If you ever moderated a forum, I hope you wouldn't allow such behaviour.

 

[I hate trolls]

What if his Mum is dead? You could be opening old wounds.

If you ever moderated a forum, I hope you wouldn't allow such behaviour.

His mum isn't dead. I wouldn't of done that if his parents weren't alive. fortunately I know that his mum is alive.

Yeah I have got my own forum. Do I allow trolls on there. No I don't because people have to pull their heads in.

If I posted up my forum on here I think I would get banned not only by you due to spamming it but I know I would disappoint the admins on here.

However if I pranked somebody like changing their accounts all the time without their permission then I would deserve to be trolled.

 

[Cruyff14]

Seriously Messenger.........

 

[I hate trolls]

Seriously Messenger.........

The ignore list is your friend. Use it.

 

[The Prosecutor]

His mum isn't dead. I wouldn't of done that if his parents weren't alive. fortunately I know that his mum is alive.

Yeah I have got my own forum. Do I allow trolls on there. No I don't because people have to pull their heads in.

If I posted up my forum on here I think I would get banned not only by you due to spamming it but I know I would disappoint the admins on here.

However if I pranked somebody like changing their accounts all the time without their permission then I would deserve to be trolled.

You're taking it too far Marble Madness, Reep's mother has nothing to do with this, to bring her into it is not awesome, cool and grouse.