Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Cruyff14]

Is that not normal?

Have raised the question before with people, I know two other people that do it with whom it's been discussed.

 

[peternorth]

in my car im in my own world. no one can see me. so i can do whatever i want.

then i see someone in the same car approaching me. i can see them. wait, they can see me! fuuuuu

 

[Fyfetheknife]

Know a mate who wipes standing up. It's not normal you're all ****ed.

 

[Quivorir]

I don't think I could do it sitting down...There isn't much room...

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Know a mate who wipes standing up. It's not normal you're all ******.

You only stand up if you've made an explosion.

 

[Fyfetheknife]

You only stand up if you've made an explosion.

and you need to inspect the damage

 

[RedmanWasHere]

and you need to inspect the damage

If it's a decent one, you compliment yourself.

Otherwise, you've done a shit job.

 

[Fyfetheknife]

If it's a decent one, you compliment yourself.

Otherwise, you've done a shit job.

I'm pretty sure you've done a shit job no matter what

 

[Cruyff14]

Standing up ftw. I said this a few weeks back.

 

[smiddy9]

got to stand up!!

 

[Big Sauce 21]

wipe sitting and drop it down the back of the bowl, have to admire what you've produced.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I sit down to urinate. I deserve it

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I'm pretty sure you've done a shit job no matter what

Boom tish.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I sit down to urinate. I deserve it

Likewise.

If there's no ledge to piss on, gotta sit.

 

[Fyfetheknife]

Usually sit don, maybe I'm just lazy?

 

[kfc1]

When at a friends place in the suburbs or my folks place i prefer to wee outside in the backyard.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

When at a friends place in the suburbs or my folks place i prefer to wee outside in the backyard.

weed and feed

 

[peternorth]

make sandwich, or prepare and complete cooking up meal in kitchen. start eating as walking to living room. by the time i arrive, somewhere between 10-40% of meal already consumed in the 9m walked

 

[TheFreshBanana]

First submission in this thread.

If I don't have anything on for the day, and I'm feeling lazy (which is almost always), I don't brush my teeth until the arvo.

Like now.

Latest I've gone is like 6pm or maybe 8.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Another toilet one for this thread.

After doing a shit, I rate the effort and quality of each visit.

Farts likewise.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Another toilet one for this thread.

After doing a shit, I rate the effort and quality of each visit.

Farts likewise.

Do you like.... keep a diary?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Do you like.... keep a diary?

Nope nor do I retain the ratings.

I know that, afterwards, I've done a shit job.

 

[rippersnipper]

Playing games with dots on the windscreen. Eg skipping driveways, road markings or lights...

 

[bok_party]

My mother is a dental nurse and she would always make us brush our teeth twice a day.

Now, I have such a bad habit that I brush twice a day but also keep toothbrushes to almost every location I frequent e.g. work, friends house, girlfriends, car, bedroom and bathroom for whenever necessary.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

My mother is a dental nurse and she would always make us brush our teeth twice a day.

Now, I have such a bad habit that I brush twice a day but also keep toothbrushes to almost every location I frequent e.g. work, friends house, girlfriends, car, bedroom and bathroom for whenever necessary.

You'd probably have the cleanest breath out of everyone.